- Now I really gotta bake your ass, if you don't take
them braids out you're not gonna be able
to write no more seasons.
Headache head ass boy,
little chain head ass boy,
one earring wearing ass boy,
little teeth (bleep) ass boy.
(indistinct chatter)
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- [DJ D-Wreck] Aye.
- [Audience] Red Squad
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- The word is animal
- [Nick Cannon] All right.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- You got this?
♪ I got this Kelly ♪
- I got this. - Okay.
♪ Ay-yo first off I love animals ♪
♪ I'm a beast and I eat meat ♪
♪ I'm a cannibal ♪
♪ You the cannibal ♪
♪ You don't wanna handle dude ♪
♪ Because Ima let you know this how the Cannon do ♪
♪ Lions tigers bears oh my ♪
♪ Nick's dog died and it made Nick cry ♪
♪ Made Nick cry ♪
♪ I don't know why ♪
♪ This white boy got up here ♪
♪ Then (beep) lied ♪
- I'm gonna stop.
♪ Watch me pop lock ♪
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
- [Machine Gun Kelly] Ay yo.
♪ You already know all I'm growing ♪
♪ In my garden is weed smoke ♪
♪ Aye ♪
♪ Chill out ♪
♪ My horoscope is that you should chill this bull out ♪
♪ Aye yo, hold up ♪
♪ I'm getting a reckless ♪
♪ Get a zoom in on my shiny necklace hold up ♪
(crowd laughing)
♪ Why you bullspittin' ♪
(upbeat music)
- All right your word is antidote.
(crowd laughing)
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Backstage Nick Cannon rolled gas I had to float ♪
♪ Man, pulled up on a leather boat ♪
♪ (beep) Don't you open up the window ♪
♪ Don't you let out the antidote ♪
(audience cheers)
- That ain't fair.
- Yo, um,
I know you're on Wildin' Out and (beep) but,
I only been out for like two years
and I already got more hits than that (beep).
- It's true.
(audience cheers)
♪ Why you bullspittin' ♪
- Okay.
Okay let's do this in Spanish.
♪ Eh, eh mi cama (screaming) ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ Why you bullspittin' ♪
(audience clapping)
- Who wants to have fun?
Everybody wants to have fun.
(crowd cheers)
I'm going to teach you, this is a Columbian dancing
and everybody does it there.
So that's the camera, you have to start dancing,
moving just your hips.
And you have to go like five steps, five steps that way,
that way, five steps.
Two more.
Three more, three more,
like five.
(bell dings) (audience laughing)
(upbeat music)
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa. ♪
♪ Clap, clap, clap ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Broke man from the fifth floor ♪
♪ Roscoe knocking at the door ♪
♪ Sheneneh in the hallway ♪
♪ Damn Gina no I don't play ♪
♪ Get to steppin' ♪
♪ Get to steppin', ♪
♪ Get to steppin' and get the head out ♪
♪ Get to steppin' ♪
♪ Get the steppin' ♪
♪ Ain't got a job ♪
♪ Word to Mommy ♪
♪ Before anything rest in peace Tommy ♪
(crowd cheers)
♪ Roscoe knocking at the door ♪
♪ Sheneneh in the hallway ♪
♪ Hey Gina no we don't play ♪
♪ Come on, get it steppin' ♪
♪ I get it steppin' ♪
♪ I get it steppin', ♪
♪ I get it steppin' ♪
♪ Joe rolls in the house ♪
♪ Watch your mouth ♪
♪ Joe rolls in the house ♪
♪ Watch your mouth ♪
♪ Joe rolls in the house ♪
♪ Watch your mouth ♪
♪ Joe rolls in the house ♪
♪ Watch your mouth ♪
(siren wails) (audience cheers)
- [DJ D-Wreck] Do the mascot head.
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
- [Nick Cannon] I think it should be a battle.
♪ Battle ♪ ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
♪ Battle ♪
♪ Battle ♪ ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
♪ Battle ♪
♪ Battle ♪ ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
(bell dings)
- Ladies and gentlemen, are you tired of not being able
to have cookouts on the go?
Well introducing the mini grill!
That's right, baby.
You can put anything on there.
(crowd laughing)
- Aye, aye, aye, aye my brother
can you roast marshmallows on that?
- Yeah, bring me a marshmallow.
- Come on let's get in there.
(bell dings)
(crowd laughs)
- I got my new Gucci bag, like all.... (laughs)
(bell dings)
- Marshmello, Marshmello, we gotta the strike.
You gotta get the strike!
You gotta get the strike,
you can do it.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
- Yeah!
- [Audience] Yeah!
- Nick, bro.
I don't know if you notice,
but it's big guy season right now,
and Lizzo has inspired me to love my body.
- Please--
- So Nick, the longer you hold that water in,
the more clothes Ima take off.
- Spit,
spit!
He's in his draws!
(bell dings)
Oh no shit!
Spit!
(crowd laughing)
(bell dings)
- Oh my God! (man screams)
Send the up me bitch!
Oh my God!
(crowd laughs and cheers)
- All right, hey, hey Nick,
I couldn't come up with any jokes for this game,
so actually DC wrote me some jokes.
(crowd laughs)
- [DJ D-Wreck] Did she spit?
(bell dings)
- Ah.
(bell dings)
- Damn Doja Cat,
you thicker than a kindergarten pencil.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(bell dings)
- Big Mac, you shaped like a dirty mattress.
- Let's go, clap it up.
- [DJ D-Wreck] Make som' noise y'all.
- Okay Nick,
we're gonna play never have I ever.
If you have done it, you have to spit the water out.
Never have I ever got an Oscar?
(crowd exclaims)
I thought she got one for "Drumline" (bleep), okay.
Never have I ever wanted to have sex with B Simone?
(bell dings)
- That was easy,
I knew it.
- Big Mac, you left your neck beard.
Doja, I heard,
I heard you date white dudes.
So, the longer you keep that water in the mouth,
the more clothes Ima take off.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- ATL turn up.
- [Audience] Turn up for what?
- 'Cause I know these clowns calling me a cow,
but I'm still here milking again.
(upbeat music)
(bell dings)
- [DJ D-Wreck] Do the pee-wee Herman
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
- Cannon, Pee-wee Herman never did that.
Pee-wee Herman never did that.
♪ I'm the first to have a baby ♪
♪ With a "Wild 'n Out" girls so cut the cheque ♪
♪ It should have put me on Friday ♪
♪ After Friday, after Friday, after next ♪
- DC Young Fly
- [DJ D-Wreck] DC.
(bell dings)
(siren wails)
- Yeah, they gave us "Rain, Rain Go Away".
- "Rain, Rain Go Away"
- But, I got two problems with that.
One we in Atlanta, home of some of the best strip clubs,
so we make it rain.
And two, we got Lil Baby on our team,
we wanna go crazy so,
D-Wreck, give us something real quick.
(siren wails)
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Let's get it ♪
♪ Drip too hard ♪
♪ Spilling on the stage ♪
♪ Bout to hit the flame and make it rain ♪
♪ Drip too hard ♪
♪ Spilling on the stage ♪
♪ Bout to hit the flame and make it rain ♪
♪ Big old drip ♪
♪ Ow ♪
♪ Big, big, big old drip, yeah ♪
♪ Big old drip, yeah ♪
♪ Big, big, big old drip, yeah ♪
♪ I slide through pimpin' ♪
♪ Water bill to high 'cause I'm dripping ♪
♪ Dripping ♪
♪ Sauce ♪
♪ And I floss ♪
♪ I don't even know the cost ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Yeah, you know I'm a boss, hey ♪
♪ Don't nobody do it better ♪
♪ Ow ♪
♪ I'm gonna go make it rain ♪
♪ 'Til she need an umbrella ♪
♪ Drip too hard ♪
♪ Spilling on the stage ♪
♪ Bout to hit the flame and make it rain ♪
♪ Drip too hard ♪
♪ Spilling on the stage ♪
♪ 'Bout to hit the flame and make it rain ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Big old drip ♪
♪ Big, big, big old drip, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Big old drip ♪
♪ Big, big, big old drip, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Big old drip ♪
♪ Big, big, big old drip, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Big old drip ♪
♪ Bitch ♪
♪ Big big, big old drip, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Big old drip, yeah ♪
- [Man] Yo' that line was mine.
♪ Big old drip ♪
♪ Big old big ♪
- Give me Chico Bean.
Give me our special guests Anderson.
Well'a'roast.
- I know why they call you Anderson .Paak,
'cause God packed them teeth in your mouth boy.
- [Man] God did what?
- Y'all give it up for Tory "carpool" Lanez.
(crowd cheers)
- You dress like you just got off from being homeless,
if you don't get your gas station sweatpants wearing ass up
out of here--
- Your head so big it looked like when you go
to tie your shoe it look like you do a full flip.
(crowd cheers)
(blows whistle)
- You,
out!
- [Audience] Got Dammed!
(bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
- Come here and do that dance you do,
that little dance you do,
do that dance for your uncle.
(bell dings)
♪ You used to hit the club with Dr. Luther King ♪
♪ And with a head like that I know you got a dream ♪
♪ Aye, happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ You been here ♪
♪ He been here ♪
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ 200 years old ♪
♪ Oh, y-yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Retire from this job ♪
- People do this when they're about to lie, all right.
(button rings)
She on my momma...
(crowd laughs)
- On my momma.
- Baby brother DC.
- Yes sir, yes sir, Brother Chance.
- We gon' get this right?
- I know man.
- Or we ain't gonna do it at all?
- Okay brother.
- You got one, more, chance.
- Yes sir, big brother I gotchu.
Step out the way I gotchu.
Won't let you down.
- Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you,
big brother bring that ass, here boy.
- My fellow (bleep) you mean us.
- [Team] Yes big brother, bring that ass here boy.
- I think it's time to show the other team,
what the (bleep) we mean.
♪ Hoo, Justina wanna be black, black, black ♪
♪ B Simone's ass is flat, flat, flat ♪
♪ Nick Cannon can't rap, rap, rap ♪
Attention! - Hoo!
- Attention! - Hoo!
- I think it's time to get serious.
- Get serious.
- We just gon' let him do what the (bleep) he wanna do.
- [Team] Do.
- Turn to your neighbor.
- [Team] Hoo!
- Time to get serious.
Three, two, one.
(team chants)
- [Team] Ah.
♪ Red team can't mess with us ♪
♪ Mess with us, mess with us ♪
♪ Red team can't mess with us ♪
♪ ha, ha, ha ♪
- You get up here.
Nicholas, you get up here.
- I'm gonna bake his ass yo,
let me get this one yo.
(crowd cheers)
- Tell him to stay on his lane!
- Boss, you ready?
- Ready?
- Chance The Rapper, you ready?
- Ready.
- Well'a'roast!
- Boy if you don't get your god damn I made these jeans
from scratch, patterns and bear patch lookin' ass up
out of here.
- [DC Young Fly] Uh oh, bake his ass.
- Now I gotta bake his ass.
- Bake his ass.
- Now I gotta bake his ass!
Nerdy, kill monger lookin' ass with them barrettes
in your braids boy.
Emo Quavo lookin' ass boy.
- Boy if you don't get your,
these jeans came with a pack of new parts lookin' ass up
out of here
- No!
Below, below swag ass boy, you look like
one of André 3000's backup dancers boy,
with them tight ass Rocawear jeans boy.
- Boy, boy if you don't get your Rick Ross starter kit beard
having ass out of here.
- Jenny Craig here with braids lookin ass boy.
Now I really gotta bake your ass
if you don't take them braids out you not gon' be able
to write no more seasons,
headache head ass boy,
little chain head ass boy,
one earing wearing ass boy,
little teeth (bleep) ass boy,
(indistinct chatter)
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- [Audience] Red squad!
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- [DJ D-Wreck] The word is babies.
♪ I got three babies ♪
♪ And everyone's knowing ♪
♪ Rock, Monroe, and a little Golden ♪
♪ Ima little poet, I think that I'll win ♪
♪ I hope that you and Mariah split up them twins ♪
♪ Split up them twins ♪
♪ We gone all the time ♪
♪ I see them wearing they dad ♪
♪ I can rhyme ♪
♪ Every rhyme, I do my lines ♪
♪ I think you should stick down to Drumline ♪
♪ Stick to Drumline, got my movies dope ♪
♪ Matter fact I just did three in a row ♪
♪ Three in a row and I think that that's perfect ♪
♪ But I think that you should take off that damn turban ♪
♪ Take off this turban ♪
♪ Man how'd you you say that ♪
♪ I don't even know because you don't wanna play that ♪
♪ I'll take you down, this is my crown ♪
♪ Reppin for New York, man how that sound ♪
♪ It's going down I came to play, I came to clown, ♪
♪ I came to say, I think it's cool ♪
♪ That you played lockers ♪
♪ That you played, is that soccer ♪
♪ Yes I played soccer, and you gon' feel it ♪
♪ Because when I kick it, I picked up and kill it ♪
♪ Now you gon deal with it, now and spill with it ♪
♪ Nick Cannon the realest and you know ♪
♪ That I'm the illest ♪
♪ So, pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ I am not one of them goofy ass (bleep) ♪
♪ I think that you take off pants with them zippers ♪
♪ I know that I am the coolest, the realest ♪
♪ And I go gorilla I'm from Chi-town ♪
♪ When I do my (bleep) I never write down ♪
♪ I'm at the top and I'm wearing my crown ♪
♪ This is New York but I think it's my town ♪
(bell dings)
- [DJ D-Wreck] New school, wild out.
- I need to win.
- DJ D-Wreck, hit the beat.
♪ Hey ,hey ♪
♪ Whoa, hey, c'mon ♪
♪ Three mice in a trap shouldn't die today ♪
♪ Shouldn't die ♪
♪ You a rat round here you loose your life ♪
♪ Loose your life ♪
♪ They say we blind ♪
♪ Blind to the haters ♪
♪ They say we blind ♪
♪ Blind to the haters ♪
♪ Aint no, yeah ♪
♪ Ima mice but I ain't blind ♪
♪ Looking for that money Ima find ♪
♪ Yeah, Ima mouse but I'm about that action ♪
♪ Y'all the type or rats that hang with Michael Jackson ♪
♪ I be runnin' to the cheque ♪
♪ I'm chasing Benjamins ♪
♪ We chasing money while he steady chasing M&M's ♪
♪ Why you steady chasing M&M's ♪
♪ If you get this money why you (bleep) chasing M&M's ♪
♪ Three mice in a trap, shouldn't die today ♪
♪ You a rat round here you'll loose your life ♪
♪ You'll loose your life ♪
(bell dings) (sirens wails)
♪ You a rat round here ♪
(crowd chanting)
- I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so late.
You know, Kanye produced this, this wedding so,
it's only seven guests.
(crowd laughs)
I am, I am ready though, I think that I'm...
You know, I wanna do it, but, if I marry you,
my fiance is gonna kill me.
(bell dings)
Yeah.
♪ This is just my friend ♪
♪ I think his name is David ♪
♪ Please when you go to the club ♪
♪ Stop telling them (bleep) that we related ♪
(upbeat music)