uh our next guest is the host of his uh very own late night uh
television talk show called the jon stewart show ladies and gentlemen please give a
a nice warm welcome to self-said same john stewart here he is
john how are you i'm doing real good thank you thank you for having me well thank you very much
for being on the program i have to tell you this is in fact my favorite talk show no no you can't
be serious about that well that's very nice of you i don't even watch mine i go home and i watch you
watch your show i don't even know what time i'm on dave it's it's after top cops or something i don't
even know anyway uh congratulations on the success of the show i understand it's going very very well
for you and good for you because there's a lot of hard work and uh too much hard work you're doing
a great job thank you very much i appreciate that and we have some kennedy jokes by the way back at
our vault if you'd like what kind of stuff do you have oh just the typical um i just i personally
the drinking stuff i i never even knew about him i just look at him and think what an enormous head
that's what i think it's just not in a bad not necessarily in a bad way it's not in a bad way
it doesn't look like a head it looks like a container for a head
i feel bad for him i wish i'd had that earlier oh please i'll write it up for
you do it tomorrow night no one will know i just i feel bad for him being the only kennedy
brother that never got to you know sleep with marilyn monroe i think that's across the bear
well don't you do you think they still kid him about that oh maybe
i was thinking weekends in hyannisport you know schwarzenegger yelling at him
from the living room just uh teddy come in here something like it hot is on television shut up
it's my forte what's the name uh you know steffi graf was here she been on your show she's lovely
she has none man we have gabriella sabatini but she she's wonderful stephanie are you athletic
yourself nah i jazzercise yeah again i'll have half a melon in jazz or something i can certainly
tell you very very much i feel great it's a dick dale original i'm wearing so uh
i feel very good um i don't i did i have uh emceed athletic events this summer i had the
uh the distinct pleasure of emceeing the model olympics at the beach it's like the olympics
but with models sure so it's boy it's emceeing that it's the show business equivalent to being
kirk cameron's spotter at circus of the stars you know what i mean it's it's a coveted gift it's a
very coveted gig it's just odd yeah you feel bad about yourself because they're it's my business
oh yeah models yeah i was i showered with my clothes on the whole weekend i couldn't look at
myself in the mirror but they were they were nice my only hope of scoring with the models was uh
maybe the girls would get really drunk and think i was seinfeld you know is that does that happen
much do you get any of that believe me bars at night i walk in what is the deal with these thongs
i would get that as hard as i could a shot whatever you can do you have to take a shot
whenever you can what other kind of stuff do you participate in like that benefits things
like whenever i get a chance stuff you know you and regis turn down i'll uh jump on and uh i'll
i don't you know i don't think regis turns down anything
never turn down a thing that's very true i did about it you would have loved this
benefit i went out to california and it was just old show business kind of benefit and
i performed with uh it was carol channing uh ann miller from sugar babies and me so i
i felt out of place it was like one of those quantum leap episodes where you know
i thought i'd look into the mirror and go oh my god i'm ginger rogers you know something like that
but it was a very much of this old show business environment and the makeup woman that was working
at the benefit had been at this studio for years and years and when you get made up she
would give you scandalous gossip but from the 40s you know you'd be getting made up and she
would you know look around and then lean over and go clock gable is an incorrigible flirt you know
donald o'connor has eczema you know but it was uh it was joyous you know a lot of fun uh
you you had um you had some kind of uh trouble at your house
uh kind of something dramatic occurred for you somewhat dramatic not necessarily for me
i had my cat neutered last week oh yeah no not for you then no i think no the cat is enduring
the drama there exactly i had to i got tired of his constant bragging you know how it is
i uh he got i took him to get neutered i don't i'm not trying to you know upset animal rights
or bob barker who was a tremendous animal rights activist who i
once heard bob barker say in an interview i'm trying to protect the dignity
of all creatures and i just thought you're the host of the price is right
once again john congratulations uh i'm i'm glad the show is going so well for you
and i i really appreciate you coming over here and saying hello to us tonight absolutely
thanks very much ladies and gentlemen john stewart right here