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- I care about the environment.
- About hunger.
- About food.
- One third of all food produced worldwide is wasted.
- And we needlessly pollute by shipping perishables
all over the world.
- That's why I believe in buying seasonal,
local, whole foods.
- Unless it's inconvenient.
- I always buy produce from my local farmer's market.
Unless it's raining.
- Or if it's too hot outside.
Or too cold.
- Or if I wake up too late.
Or if I have something else going on that day.
- But otherwise yeah, totally, farmer's market.
Because the food we buy affects all of us.
- All of us.
- When I support local farmers,
I support my own community.
- I support a cleaner environment for everyone.
- So when I do get to the farmer's market,
I'm making a difference.
Except I don't buy onions there
because they're like five dollars for a single onion.
- I could buy a whole bag of onions at
the grocery store for that.
- And meat.
- Right, I don't get meat there.
Or milk.
- I mean it looks great.
- It looks delicious.
- But I'm not made of money
and I'm not sure I'd be able to taste the difference.
- But I definitely buy carrots and shit.
- Carrots and shit.
- Sometimes.
Unless the produce looks kinda shitty.
Sometimes it looks like shitty.
- Or it's a vegetable I've never seen before
and I'm scared of it.
What is this thing
and how do I cook it?
- But I'll still buy margarita mix from that one stand.
- Or artsinal soap.
- Or tacos from the taco truck that sits idling next to
the market all day.
That still counts right?
- Sure, it's still at the farmer's market.
- We're thinking more about our food.
- Because we're living in a world where one trillion dollars
of food gets wasted, every year.
- 25% of all calories produced never get consumed.
- I think about these things.
So, with the exceptions I just mentioned,
I shop at the farmer's market.
- The farmer's market.
- Unless I'm really hungry.
- Then I just go to McDonald's or something.
- But only when I'm hungry.
- Or...tired.
- Or if I'm just in the mood for some McDonald's.
- But I definitely buy a potato
or something from the farmer's market once a month at least.
- At least.
Certainly once every two months
because I care about the environment.
Although I do also drive to the farmer's market.
- That's probably not good.
- Well, at least you could say I'm trying.
Kind of.
- Kind of.
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