tWitch will read a category, and you will have five seconds
to name three things in that category,
and then hit the buzzer to stop the clock.
Are you ready?
I'll go first.
OK.
You'll get a different category than me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Do I go first, or you go first?
I just said I'd go first.
OK, I wasn't listening.
I know.
OK, Ellen, name three of your celebrity best friends.
Jen Aniston, Oprah Winfrey, Michelle Obama.
That's odd because those are my three best friends.
OK, Reese, so name three of your celebrity best friends who
aren't Ellen's best friends.
No, you say it afterwards.
Gayle King, Laura Dern.
Zoë Kravitz.
All right, good.
How was that?
You hit it to stop the clock, so you had .6 seconds left.
So that's why you say the things first and then hit it.
Did I lose?
Yeah.
Damn it.
All right.
OK, Ellen.
Yeah?
Name three reasons why you don't have kids.
I like my furniture.
I like silence.
And I don't want them.
Oh, no, I can feel where this is going.
Reese.
Yes.
Name three things you do that embarrass your kids.
Oh, OK, I dance to all the new Beyonce songs, I--
aw.
And it's after.
It stops the clock.
All right, you're still losing.
Two to zero.
Come on.
You're competitive.
Okay, okay.
All right.
All right, Ellen, tell us three things
you say when you're excited.
Yay!
I can't believe this!
I won!
One point.
OK.
OK, Reese, here we go.
Tell us three things Oprah would say and how she'd say them.
I love you, Reese.
You're so amazing.
I like you more than Ellen.
That's not even how she'd say it.
[YELLING] I love you, Reese more than Ellen!
Ellen, tell us three things your friends say about you.
Oh, what a marvelous and generous person I am,
how fun I am to be around, and I--
oh, missed that one.
There were so many.
I didn't know what to name.
I couldn't narrow them down.
Reese, tell us three things your friends make fun of you for.
My dance moves, my basketball skills,
and my inability to cook food.
You did it!
You did it.
You got one point.
Ellen's still in the lead.
2-4.
You did have another point somehow, OK.
Thank you.
All right, Ellen tell us three things--
It was the things that Oprah said about me,
but I actually didn't like that one.
Oh, that's right.
He said and how she would say it.
You should be deducted a point because that's not--
I like you more than Ellen!
Yeah.
Ellen!
OK, Ellen, tell us three things you
say to a stranger in a hot tub.
What are you doing in here?
Get out.
I don't even know you.
What would you say?
That's a really weird question.
I like that I kicked them out, but I stayed.
It's not that I'm going to get out.
Get out of my hot tub, OK?
All right, Reese, tell us three things you say to someone
you find attractive.
You're very handsome.
I really like the way you look in those pants.
You're amazing.
I really like the way you look in those pants.
Is that what you say to men?
I really like the way you look in those pants.
Love the way you look in those pants.
So weird.
All right, Ellen, name three things you can't resist.
Vodka, pizza, and Portia.
But vodka came way before Portia.
Vodka came first.
And then pizza, then Portia.
Reese, give us three reasons why someone
would dress up in a costume.
Because they're an actor.
Because it's Halloween.
And because it's fun.
You're getting the hang of it.
Oh, it's over!
I win!
7-5.
Rematch.
Season two of Big Little Lies premieres June 9th at 9:00
on HBO.
It is so good.
I can't wait for you all to see it.
We'll be right back.