[MUSIC PLAYING]
WOMAN: Yeah, yeah.
Oops.
WOMAN: Does she need more?
Yeah. Here.
There you go.
Remember, first impressions are everything.
That's my favorite part.
It's the drama.
Go time.
Um-- oh, my god.
But do you have your vows?
They're not in there.
I thought I threw them down here.
[BELCHES] Sorry.
Is that my cake?
Ah!
[SIGHS]
MINISTER: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
I ask that you please stand.
MARK: Wow.
[GIGGLES]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Everything is all right now.
Keep your eyes on the road.
'Cause I've been yearning for the jet black [INAUDIBLE]..
You got it.
Hanging out with Lady Mary Louise.
Getting higher than the Eiffel Tower, lower than the company.
Keeping you here with me.
It's me and Mary Louise.
- Nice to meet you. - Mark.
Mark.
How are you?
Hi, I'm Lindsey.
Nice to meet you. I'm Mark.
- What's your name? - Mark.
- What's your last name? - Maher.
- Oh, nice. - Nice.
An easy one!
I was hoping for that.
Yes!
How do you spell it?
M-A-H-E-R.
Yes.
Suckers, see ya!
You both have beautiful smiles,
and I'm happy for the both of you.
That was a deal breaker for me.
- That was a deal breaker. - I definitely said that.
Did you? - Yeah, I said nice teeth.
I was like, nice teeth.
You got to have teeth.
MINISTER: Well, Mike and Lindsey have taken this opportunity
on their beautiful wedding day to write
their own vows to each other.
Lindsey, I'm going to ask that you please go first.
Sure.
I love it.
- Take your time, sweetheart. - Whew.
OK.
Dear future husband--
Mark Maher?
Yes.
OK.
I know we don't know each other yet,
but we're about to embark on the journey of a lifetime.
I have all the faith and the desire to make this work.
As your wife, I vow to honor, respect,
care for, and love you.
I vow to bring fun, adventures, joy, and excitement
to your life, to remain loyal, kind, and caring
with your heart, to make our family
and lives together a priority, and to always choose you first.
I'm going to cherish you, and I ask that you will cherish me.
I will.
MINISTER: Mark, would you take the time to go now?
Yes.
Lindsey, I didn't know if this day would ever come for me.
I feel I've searched for a wife my whole entire life.
I looked all over for you at Bunker Hill.
I wasn't there.
I went to Castle Island.
Wasn't there either.
I went to Weymouth Landing, Nantasket Beach,
and I went to South Shore Plaza many weekends,
and you weren't there.
You were in the wrong zones, boo.
MARK: This--
You got to go north.
MARK: More than words can express,
I appreciate you taking a leap of faith
on this journey to find love with me today.
It's important to me that you know
I'm ready to be a husband today and commit to you
in this marriage, no matter what comes our way.
I will always be your anchor in life.
WOMAN: Aw.
MINISTER: Mark, as you look into Lindsey's eyes,
would you please repeat after me?
It doesn't fit.
MINISTER: With this ring--
With this ring--
MINISTER: --I wed you, Lindsey--
MARK: --I wed you, Lindsey--
--for today and for tomorrow--
--for today, for tomorrow--
MINISTER: --and for all the years to come.
MARK: --and for all the years to come.
OK.
Beautiful.
Oh.
WOMAN: There we go.
LINDSEY: Perfect.
There it is.
MINISTER: Lindsey, that's not coming off, that ring.
LINDSEY: No, it never was going to.
For thousands of years--
[INAUDIBLE].
A little bit.
--people in Greece have been crowned with a wreath.
These wreaths, called the Stephano,
are bound by the single cord, a cord of love, of commitment.
I grew up Greek Orthodox. Don't worry.
I'm only going to make you follow two of those holidays.
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
MINISTER: Hold open the hands.
Have you ever seen "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"?
- Uh-uh. - Oh, well, you're gonna.
OK.
It's my life.
OK.
MINISTER: May the sacraments of marriage
enrich the connection of these two souls,
that they may grow in depth and love and the glory of God.
[INAUDIBLE]
MINISTER: And now, by the authority vested
upon me and, most of all, by the power of your own love
together, I now pronounce that you are married.
You may call each other your cherished names.
This is my husband.
This is my wife.
Mark, you may kiss Lindsey.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERING]
Yeah.