- Hey guys,
how's it going?
Happy Valentine's Day.
Today I thought I would treat myself,
and I got myself a present.
I read in the comments,
I asked you guys what hand mixer I should use
because the one that I was using before was
so just beyond awful.
This things a piece of crap,
I need to get a better one.
Leave me some comments and suggestions on
what hand mixer to get because this thing sucks.
This is what I needed.
Row also had been telling me,
she's like 'why don't you have a hand mixer?'
and I'm like girl don't even ask me those questions
because you've been in my kitchen,
you know how things go here.
So I'm gonna do an nice little unboxing
and then we're going to bake an amazing,
celebratory,
Valentine's Day cake for you to make for your loved one
or your not loved one,
or really just whatever you wanna do.
I think this is gonna be a really great treat.
Look at this.
Oohhhh,
oh yeah this is gonna be great.
All right,
let's see,
oh I'm so excited!
Let's bake this cake!
I should probably wash these first.
Everything is very sanitary.
I love pulling my hair out before I cook food.
You guys yell at me all the time,
leave me alone.
It's just like a little added flavor,
a couple extra beautiful,
blonde luscious strands in your meal.
I didn't even tell you guys what I'm making today.
I'm going to be making a bleeding heart cake,
and it's going to be incredible,
in my mind it sounds and it just looks beautiful,
but I don't know what's gonna happen.
Look I got myself another present!
I got myself some new bowls,
look how pretty!
Gosh I'm so domestic it's like,
wow hey!
Are you gonna not mess something up today?
No promises.
We're gonna make a nice little strawberry one
because it's Valentine's Day so it's,
you know pink and beautiful and love and stuff.
Let's make sure I don't mess this up.
One cup of water,
that's close enough.
Okay.
Then I wanna put the cake mix in now.
One day,
I'm gonna stab myself and it's not gonna be pretty.
Okay let's put our oil in.
Egg one,
egg two,
egg three.
Alright,
I've never used this before.
Okay.
Now plug it in and then we're gonna
beat this cake mix up baby!
It's my first time.
This is so cool.
Let's booster up.
Why didn't I get one of these sooner?
What a good present Justine,
you're a great gift giver.
You should get yourself more gifts more often.
Oh this is nice,
look at this.
It's so good.
How fast?
Lets go,
lets boost it up,
that's full speed ahead baby.
Okay okay okay stop.
We're ready.
I'm gonna spray this up.
Great.
Now we're gonna dump this in here,
put this baby in the oven,
oh my goodness if you make this for your lover,
your lovers gonna be like wow,
I love you.
Trust me,
things are gonna get so much better here,
very very soon.
In to the oven we go.
So while that's baking I'm gonna get things
ready to start decorating.
Be right back.
Okay we're back,
I've got my cakes but first I need to make this icing,
so basically I've got a lot of plans
and I'm not really sure if they're going to work,
but that's usually what happens here.
So I've got this,
it's whipped icing mix.
It says it got a light taste and a fluffy texture.
Mm,
debatable.
So this is gonna be our filling for the cake.
Oh this smells incredible,
like wha,
like really good.
So I need two thirds cup of ice water,
here we are,
this is it.
Ice water,
mix on low speed for one minute.
Shoot,
I gotta use my mixer again?
Yes.
So we're also gonna add some food dye
because this is gonna be the blood,
this is the inside of the heart,
this is how we bleed.
Huh,
I used that entire,
this is an--
I used almost all of it,
this was brand new.
That's way too much,
that way too much.
That is--
This is red!
Wow,
I don't even know what to say,
this is not good for you at all.
I have a friend who's allergic to red food dye,
god this would put her over the edge.
We're getting there,
it's getting real nice and light and fluffy.
This look really good,
too bad I ruined it with so much food coloring.
This consistency is really shaping up to be something
that I'm liking.
I am incredibly impressed with the consistency of this,
like this became super fluffy,
I didn't really believe it but now that I'm seeing it,
believe it.
Now that we've got our filling.
I wonder if it tastes good.
Wow.
You are really really good.
It's super fluffy like it says,
it's fluffy,
but you don't believe it until you try it.
I wish that you guys could try it,
I'm so sorry.
Come to my bakery,
open tomorrow.
Oops just kidding,
burned down.
And now for the magic of the cake.
So surprise,
I actually made two cakes
because what I'm gonna be doing is
I'm cutting one in half,
which will be the top and bottom of our cake,
and this one is gonna be sort of the middle,
so I'm gonna hollow this out and fill it up with
our blood icing.
Hm.
So good.
So lets see,
gotta level one off
with our cake leveler.
This thing is beyond impressive.
So this thing is so cool,
you just basically just shave away the top of your cake
to make it super even and super level.
Okay here we go,
now this is gonna be super tricky.
So one of these is gonna be our top of the cake,
ones gonna be the bottom of the cake.
Oh gosh.
It's very very fragile,
very very very fragile,
please do not break please do not break.
Phew.
Look how good.
I'm so impressed.
And this is the cake that we're
going to be filling with blood,
no better way to say I love you
than a bleeding heart.
Level this baby off.
Like I have to try it,
I gotta taste it to make sure it's good.
Don't worry,
it's good,
mmm.
Mmm so good.
This is where it gets tricky,
because I've gotta somehow carve out this heart
inside of the heart.
Uhhh,
now I've gotta put this on top of this one.
So proud.
I'm gonna clean this up real quick,
oh god,
oh god.
That's gonna be an incredible bruise,
I bruise very very very easily,
it might not have looked like that hurt
but my god I'm gonna have internal bleeding.
Cake is prepped,
everything looks good,
we've got our heart filling.
So we're just basically filling this up,
we're putting the blood and the love into this heart.
Let's fill it up,
filling up the heart with
love.
Wrote that song,
if you guys try to steal it I will put
a copyright claim on your channel.
Just gonna put a little of this icing here
just to hold everything together.
This is so much icing,
like I'm starting to like twitch just
thinking about eating it.
Let's put on the top.
Look at this!
Ohh,
I'm so proud of myself.
Made it myself.
Look at this guys,
we're really investing in our future here,
the future of cooking and not destroying things.
Now we're gonna put on some strawberry icing
to ice this baby up and then that's it,
the cake is complete and it is going to be a success.
I mean the way that things are going now,
they're going very very well.
So let's not jinx it.
We need to cover the sides as well.
Of course I bought three,
just in case.
Hm,
the heart shape
is sort of disappearing.
It's okay we can work on it.
This is so much icing,
like I can't even believe it.
This is taking a very long time to ice
but perfection takes time.
Things are going very,
very very well.
I'm finishing up some of the finishing
touches on this bad boy.
You know I was trying to make it perfect,
but I thought love is not perfect,
so why should the cake be perfect?
Let's what I call excuses but,
it looks good.
Now we're gonna add some sprinkles,
these are really pretty,
this look actually really good.
Hm.
Oh yeah I wanted to try this,
it's a color mist spray.
Huh!
Oh yeah!
Holy moly!
Not quite what I was going for but,
I'm not really sure.
(coughs)
Oh god,
oh wow,
it's like a mist.
What just happened?
God that was incredible,
it looks really good though,
it's like spray paint but edible.
So my looks like it's pretty much done,
I'm pretty happy with how it turned out.
I've got like some blood splatters
on it and everything.
Just
what I was hoping for.
Now I just need to wait for my sister
to come over so she can try it,
because I cannot try this alone
because someone else has to be here to experience
this cake.
And especially if it's successful so,
be right back.
Jenna's here,
the time is now,
she has no idea what to expect in this cake.
What do you think is inside this cake?
- I don't--
Is it an object or is it edible?
- Uhhh,
it's edible.
- Is it like a raspberry goo?
- That's a pretty good guess,
lets give it a cut and see.
- I hope it's raspberry.
- Ready?
- Oooh,
just cut it good.
- This is gonna be a big slice.
- What?
- I want you to really enjoy the cake.
- Hurry up I gotta see what it is.
Is it raspberry?
Wait a minute.
- Look at that!
- Wow,
is that just icing?
- Yup.
- That's a ton of icing.
- Well I was
picturing as it would just like bleed out
but it's not doing any bleeding.
- Get your hair away from my cake.
I mean.
- That's a lot of icing.
- It is,
this is my kind of cake.
Yeah that's a lot.
- That is a lot,
I think I'm just gonna take a bite out of your piece,
because that's a huge piece of cake.
- Okay,
I'm sick,
but to be fair I think I got it from you.
- True,
I'll go first then.
- Wait!
- Woah!
- You took the best part.
- Look at this!
- Oh my.
- Oh my god.
- It's--
- Mm.
- Is it supposed to be crunchy?
- Yeah those are the sprinkles,
I'd be careful cause they might hurt your teeth.
- What kind of icing is it?
It's light and fluffy.
Does it say light and fluffy?
- On the box!
- It's light and fluffy!
I didn't even see the box.
- There no--
Look,
read it.
- Light taste and fluffy texture,
that's the best advertising
cause it's exactly what the advertised.
- As advertised,
what do you think?
I think this is actually--
- Yeah it's pretty good
- Probably one of the best cakes I've ever made.
- Is the icing on top different?
- The icing on top is different.
- Mm,
ooh.
- Yeah be careful.
Yeah that something is crunchy.
- I like the icing on the top better.
Only because I prefer,
the real sugary goodness.
That's nice.
- But I wanted it to be like the nice contrast.
- No it's nice and fluffy.
- Because this is strawberry ontop,
strawberry icing.
- Yeah it's good.
- It's cool.
- It's a really nice cake,
you did a great job.
- I'm proud.
Well thank you guys so much for watching,
and happy Valentine's Day.
You could make this for your lover,
you could make this for your not lover,
this is a real dexter style cake.
It was not what I had visioned,
I had envisioned as you would cut it,
it would bleed out.
- Yeah it didn't do that huh.
- Well thanks for watching,
I'll see you guys later.
Peace out.
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So if the base price iPhone is already
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even though people aren't doing contracts anymore.
I'm so confused at how the phone industry
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because it doesn't ever seem to make sense.