>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE HERE WITH WILL SMITH.
NOW-- >> YEAH!
>> Stephen: YOU PEOPLE AT HOME, YOU-- YOU CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW GOOD HE JUST MADE THESE PEOPLE FEEL.
CHECK IT OUT ONLINE.
I'M SURE WE'LL PUT IT UP SOME PLACE.
I ACTUALLY HAD ONE OTHER QUESTION ABOUT "SUICIDE SQUAD."
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THIS IS GREAT ENSEMBLE OF BIG STARS, EACH
PLAYING THESE SORT OF SUPER VILLAINS.
AND WE HAD MARGOT ROBBIE ON HERE, WHO PLAYS HARLEY QUINN.
>> YEAH, SHE'S FANTASTIC.
>> Stephen: AND SHE SAID SHE HAS HER OWN TATTOO GUN, LIKE--
>> YES, YES.
>> Stephen: AND THAT SHE WAS TATTOOING THE WORD "SQUAD" ON
ALL OF YOU ALL.
>> NOT ALL OF US.
>> Stephen: DID YOU NOT GET THE "SQUAD" TATTOO?
>> HERE'S THE THING.
SEE I TRY-- I TROO TO KEEP MYSELF YOUNG AND IN SHAPE AND,
YOU KNOW, THIS CAST IS A THE LOT OF, YOU KNOW, 20-YEAR-OLDS.
RIGHT?
AND THE THING ABOUT A 40-YEAR-OLD HANGING WITH A
20-YEAR-OLD IS YOU REALIZE REALLY QUICK YOU'RE NOT A
20-YEAR-OLD.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU LOOK PRETTY
GOOD.
PRETTY GOOD SHAPE, MAN.
>> SO SHE COMES IN, YOU KNOW, WITH HER --
>> WITH THE NEEDLE.
>> HER FULL 20-YEAR-OLD GLORY AND A TATTOO GUN, "HEY,
EVERYBODY!
LET'S GIVE EACH OTHER TATTOOS."
"NO."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: NOT EVEN LIKE-- NOT EVEN LIKE IN, LIKE, A HIDDEN
PLACE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
>> NO, JUST NO.
NO.
SO SHE STARTED GIVING EVERYBODY TATTOOS, AND I AM EASILY
INFLUENCED.
SO I DIDN'T GET ONE, BUT I GAVE A REALLY BAD ONE.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: YOU USED IT AND GAVE SOMEBODY ELSE--
>> YEAH, I GAVE SOMEBODY A REALLY BAD, REALLY BAD TATTOO.
JOEL KENNEMAN, HE PLAYS LIEUTENANT FLAK.
AND HE WAS LIKE, "COME ON.
TATTOO!
TATTOO!" AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH!
"AND I WAS LIKE, "OH!
TRAGEDY."
>> Stephen: SO YOU-- SO YOU SHOWED SOME RESERVE THERE.
>> YEAH, NO, I MEAN, I DIDN'T DO IT, BUT IT'S LIKE HE HAS ONE FOR
THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
>> Stephen: FOR YOU, YOU-- >> FOR ME, I WAS LIKE NAH!
I'M GOOD.
I'M 40.
>> Stephen: YOU PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THE THINGS YOU DO.
YOU DON'T GO OFF HALF-COCKED.
>> NO I LIKE TO KEEP IT SOMEWHAT CEREBRAL.
>> Stephen: I BELIEVE THAT.
I BELIEVE THAT, BECAUSE EYE MEAN, ARE YOU A DEEP PERSON?
>> OH, HELL YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: WELL, I THOUGHT THAT ABOUT YOU.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEEP.
>> IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ASK ME THAT KIND OF QUESTION BECAUSE
I'M SO DEEP-- ( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I'M DEEP, TOO.
THAT'S WHY I ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT WHETHER SOMEBODY'S DEEP.
>> OH!
THAT'S DEEP.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: AND, YOU KNOW,
THESE PEOPLE MAY KNOW, WHENEVER I HAVE A GUEST WHO IS AS DEEP AS
YOU ARE AND AS DEEP AS I AM, I LIKE TO INVITE THEM TO
CONTEMPLATE THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE WITH ME IN A SEGMENT WE
CALL "BIG QUESTIONS WITH EVEN BIGGER STARS."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WOW, WHAT A
BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: LOOK AT THAT SKY.
>> LOTS OF STARS AND STUFF.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
I FEEL REALLY CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW, WILL.
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: HMMM.
>> YOU KNOW, STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: YEAH, WILL?
>> HOW DO YOU WANT TO BE THOUGHT OF BY YOUR GREAT-GREAT
GRANDCHILDREN?
>> Stephen: OH, I THINK I'D LIKE THEM TO THINK OF ME AS
STILL BEING ALIVE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
>> Stephen: HEY, WILL?
>> YES, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: WITH ALL THESE NEW MEDICAL ADVANCEMENTS, HOW LONG
DO YOU THINK HUMANS WILL BE ABLE TO LIVE?
>> WELL, NOT LONG ENOUGH TO WATCH YOUR WHOLE NETFLIX CUE.
>> Stephen: PROBABLY NOT, PROBABLY NOT.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: YEAH, WILL.
>> YOU EVER WONDER IF WE'RE ALL, LIKE, JUST INSIDE OF SOME DOG'S
DREAM?
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: NO, BECAUSE IF WE WERE, THEN THERE WOULDN'T BE
VACUUM CLEANERS.
>> Stephen: OH!
AH.
WELL, UNLESS IT'S A NIGHTMARE.
>> Stephen: TRUE, GOOD POINT ( BARKING
(.
>> YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YOUR GRAVESTONE?
>> Stephen: I THINK, WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS ) >> STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: WILL?
>> WHEN-- WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU BUT IT'S A WRONG NUMBER, DO YOU
EVER THINK ABOUT THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU'LL EVER TALK TO THAT
PERSON?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: NO, BECAUSE I CALL
THEM BACK A YEAR LATER FOR'S VENGE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: A SHOOTING STAR!
>> Stephen: OH!
>> Stephen: WISH ON IT.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS OR IT WON'T COME TRUE?
>> I ALREADY DIDN'T.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
HEY, STEPHEN, IF YOU COULD TRADE PLACES WITH ANYONE ON EARTH,
JUST ANYONE.
>> Stephen: ANYBODY?
>> ANYBODY, WHO WOULD IT BE?
>> Stephen: I'D HAVE TO SAY YOU, WILL.
>> OOH.
>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT YOU?
>> UH, I'D SAY YOU.
>> Stephen: OH, OH, MAN, THAT'S SO NICE.
>> YEAH, BUT ONLY AFTER YOU WERE ME.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: OH, OKAY.
YEAH.
>> I'D STILL BE WILL SMITH, BUT I'D BE LIKE, "HEY, I ADMIRE THAT
GUY."
( LAUGHTER ) STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: WILL.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES?
EYES?
>> Stephen: THAT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING?
( LAUGHTER ) WILL, WILL, DO YOU-- DO YOU
BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION?
>> UM, NO.
BUT I DID IN A PAST LIFE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WILL, ARE YOU AN
INTROVERT OR AN EXTROVERT?
>> UM, THAT DEPEND ON HOW COLD THE WATER IS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: DO YOU BELIEVE IN FREE WILL?
( LAUGHTER ) >> OH, NO, MAN.
I'M REALLY EXPENSIVE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YEAH.
>> DO YOU-- DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER POWER?
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY.
AND THEY'RE TELLING ME WE HAVE TO GO TO COMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW.
>> OH!
>> Stephen: WILL SMITH, EVERYBODY.
"SUICIDE SQUAD" OPENS WORLDWIDE THIS FRIDAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
THANK YOU, WILL.