- I've never felt such a primal fear!
That was horrible!
Hey you, my name is Thomas 'Tomska' Ridgewell.
And welcome back to Content.
The show on the internet by the asdfmovie guy.
Remember him? He's still around. Why.
God, why.
- (singing) Why. Why. Why.
- TikTok is a thing. You've heard of it.
I've definitely heard of it.
And I like it.
I think it's nice seeing people express themselves
and their creativity
and have a bit of fun before they all inevitably die.
As we are all destined to do.
And every couple of weeks,
this one TikTok winds up back in my feed again.
Well, no, it winds up in my feed every day.
But every couple of weeks it goes viral again.
You've seen it.
It looks like this.
- (singing) I baked you a pie!
- (singing) Oh boy, what flavor?
- (singing) Pie, pie, pie!
- This is a polarizing TikTok to say the least.
And I imagine you're expecting me to now sit here
and talk about how this is big cringe and I hate it.
Ha ha ha.
But if you think I'm going to do that
then you don't know me at all.
When I see people take the thing that I made
and have fun with it
and spread a little bit of laughter and joy,
that's great. That's good.
That's what I make this shit for.
That and the money.
But also for the joy and the laughter
of the children and the many.
And hell, if you cringe at it and laugh at it?
Well hey, you're still having fun.
That's great.
Did you know those rubbery face boys
have already made three versions of that video?
They have.
And they'll make more.
Every time you give it more attention,
they just seem to do it again.
So stay mad, I guess.
Now, despite my ramblings
these rubbery face flailing men
are not the subject of this video.
No, this video is gonna be about asdfmovie as a whole.
It's bigger than the muffin song.
And there've been over 230 individual asdfmovie skits,
and we threw 'em all up on TikTok a while back
because we saw that people were just
syncing to them anyway and thought, hey!
Let's just give 'em out
and you know, have fun with them.
And I'm gonna look at them today
and we're just going to have a bit of fun.
Wish me luck.
- When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
- Why wait!
(screaming)
I mean, I respect anything that involves abusing puppets.
Unless it's Kermit. He's sacred.
- I'm gonna do an internet!
Whoa!
Well, I'm going to do a book!
Oh.
- Jesus! TikTok Jesus?
So this dude just be Jesus, huh?
That's his thing. He's Jesus?
Thanks TikTok Jesus.
- Die potato.
(squelching)
- I thought that was a shit.
- Hey man. Look at my new dog.
- Oh yeah. That's pretty cool.
- Aw. There's no dog there.
(angry screaming)
- So the sun beach has written a code.
Why has he got-
Why is it?
Why you gotta do this to me?
When I have time, I will return to crack this.
That was posted a year and a half ago
Safe to say they died.
The description is four 15 seven.
Which I'm going to guess correlates
in the alphabet with the letters D, O and G.
Someone else crack this, please.
I don't want, I don't want to.
Oh, I'm already a little scared.
Why? Why has he rolled his eyes back like that.
(singing) - Ahh, I'm a muffin!
And it's muffin time!
Who wants the muffin?
Please, I just wanna die!
- So we just be out here giving this 17,000 likes.
Alright, that's fine.
He's doing faces.
It's something. It's better than nothing.
I would have liked a little more cinematography.
Jumping around. Maybe a little fish-eye lens.
Dress up like a Lolita.
You know, normal people stuff.
- (singing) Who wants a muffin?
- What else are people saying about this?
They are French.
So their opinions don't matter.
- Hey man, look at my new dog.
- Oh yeah, that's pretty cool.
- Aw. There's no dog there.
(angry screaming)
- Why did he disappear?
- Dog. - Dog!
- Dog, dog. - Dog, dog!
- Dog! - Dog!
- Dog, dog dog! - Dog!
- Dog, dog dog!
- I liked that they re-contextualized it.
Dogs in the waiting room, opposite each other.
They do be like that. They do!
- Oh God, Duck!
- Oh God, Steve!
- How you been, man?
(quacking)
- Is this what TikTok is? Is it just puppets?
Do people just have puppets?
How many people have puppets?
At least there's a real duck.
What do you mean it's not real duck?
(wild west music)
(gun shooting)
I respect to death a little bit of over cranking.
That's good fun.
Personally, and then just to pull the trigger?
That's the coward's way out.
Why can't you just put a gun in the toaster?
Like I did when I was 18 years old.
- [Man] You son of a bitch!
(gun shooting)
(guy speaking German)
- All right. Okay. Asdfmovie in German.
I like that international appeal.
This man, he's-
That's an-
He's got an intense face.
(laughing)
I like-
That is a look.
I wanna behead him and mount that on my wall.
Not in a violent way. Out of respect.
Is that just a regular helmet?
That looks like one of the helmets
they put on babies when their skulls are still growing in.
Is this a giant baby?
- Hey, did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
(squelching)
You lied to me!
- It's so early in the day to be in furry territory.
It's 9:00 PM. I'm lying.
Okay. I got to give a lot of respect to this one.
I liked that it's not the original audio.
Although it is someone else's audio, still.
But I liked that they seemingly have furry carrot props
that really stick in their eyes.
I respect the hustle.
I like this.
- (singing) Ahh. I'm a muffin!
And it's muffin time!
Who wants the muffin?
- Please don't use asdfmovie to try and make people wet.
No.
Naughty.
(trumpet playing)
- [Man] Hey, you got a license for that?
- You'll have to take me alive!
- [Man] Knock knock!
- Who's there?
- [Man] The door!
- I think up_the_dubs11 says it best.
I am scared of puppets.
Who thought puppets were okay?
No more puppets!
- [Guy] Hey Bobby!
Play that one about falling down the stairs!
- Sure thing, Johnny!
(laughing)
- I saw the puppet. Alarm bells rang.
Red flags were a'flying.
But then the puppet fell down the stairs.
Mwah. That's good comedy right there.
Tuck, duck and roll motherfucker.
I'm watching it again.
- [Guy] (singing) I baked you a pie!
- (singing) Oh boy, what flavor?
- [Guy] (singing) Pie, pie, pie!
- (singing) Why did you make me this way?
Why, why, why?
- Comment your favorite asdf quotes.
I can attest that those are not good pies.
They are quite-
They're flat and sad.
I'm giving you a zero out of 10
just because that's not how you write asdf.
Lowercase, asdf, no space, movie.
Just one word. It's just one word.
It's always been this way.
(high pitched laughing)
- Got your nose!
- Look out he's got a nose!
( gun shooting)
- I respect the slide in. That's pretty slick.
I just love the nothingness
that is getting hit with the Nerf darts.
It is just-
Steve, you wanna move for this?
No? All right. We'll just add an effect I guess.
- [Woman] Oh no, a gun man!
- Oh ho ho, I'm gonna stab ya!
- We're going to take the time and effort
to like tape a gun to our head,
but we're not gonna get a knife?
I don't know how old this kid is actually,
they could be very young.
In which case I shouldn't be
encouraging them to get a knife.
- Hmm.
This is not my arm!
- Hey. Your chin feels nice.
- That's good TikToking.
They're working with the gag.
They're using the format right.
Nice. That gets a tick out of 10 from me.
- Hello and welcome to standing up school.
And you fail!
(trumpet playing)
- Hey, you got a license for that?
- You'll have to take me alive!
- [Man] Knock knock!
- Who's there?
- The door!
- This is good, I think.
They are playing to the strengths
of the TikTok dueting system.
They are you know, getting the angling correct.
I like the inclusion of an actual trumpet in that bit.
And the door interaction. This, that-
That's good TikToking.
I like how asdf is being revived through this app.
Me too.
Before I continue today's video though,
I wanted to give a shout out to our sponsor,
which is me, funnily enough.
Every single convention I had planned this year
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due to obvious reasons.
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You can get 'em both.
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That's it. I can't really sell it any harder than that.
Back to the video.
(retching)
- Have you seen my lemons?
I want my lemons!
- I've never felt such a primal fear!
That was horrible!
That was good. Ah, Jesus. Ah.
- [Woman] Here comes the airplane!
(airplane engine roaring)
- I think, I just like this.
I don't know why that gets me.
I mean, I love model work.
I really do.
But I don't know what about that face
just does me in.
- Hey, watcha get for your birthday?
- I got older!
(laughing)
(screaming)
- That is weird.
- All right. Okay. With, they-
They're using some form of filter.
It's aging them up. It's good.
I was wondering how they were gonna get around the gag.
However, complete failure to respect the 180 degree rule.
How are you-
How you're already supposed to know
the two characters are talking to each other
when they're facing the same way?
One person faces right to left.
The other person on faces left to right.
You've got a conversation.
- Hey, what'd you get for your birthday?
- I got older!
(laughing)
(screaming)
- That is weird.
- Get it together!
- Hey, you know who's gay?
You.
Ah, come on!
- I like the awkwardness of it.
Like it definitely works for the second half.
But the first half?
You gotta put a little bit more oomph.
A little bit more pizzazz in your performance.
You know, hey, you know who's gay?
You gotta, you know.
Hey, you know, who's gay?
You gotta ramp it up.
You can't be like hey, you know, who's gay.
That's not-
Ahh!
- Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual!
- How can you tell? - Rainbows.
- We got brilliant costume usage.
And then we have good prop usage.
Although I'm a little-
I feel a little ill.
I do. Please don't eat flags.
I don't even have a gag reflex,
and I wanted to throw up a little bit.
Just like a little bit.
Oh, like in the video, I get it.
- [Woman] Honey, do you like my new shoes?
- You are a chair, darling.
- [Woman] I can dream Harold!
I like to imagine that Travis here
was just sitting,
and looked at the chair and went,
I know what I gotta do.
(upbeat music)
I feel like this-
This was a trend that never was.
And honestly, I wish it were.
This would have been a good-
Make it happen.
Everybody do a flop trend.
Bring it back. Two k.
Are there any more in this? I wanna know.
Oh God. They're all anime.
They're all anime.
(retching)
- [Man] (singing) I baked you a pie!
- [Woman] (singing) Oh boy, what flavor?
- [Man] (singing) Pie, pie, pie!
- I'm calling bullshit.
No way.
No fucking way did you hand in-
1 million likes?
Fuck me.
No way.
Fuck that.
No fucking way.
AP TikTok in the top corner of the essay.
Okay. I respect that hustle.
You get that 1 million likes.
- [Man] (singing) I baked you a pie!
- (singing) Oh boy, what flavor?
- [Man] (singing) Pie, pie, pie!
- (singing) Dad, I'm hungry!
- Oo. okay. There's a little a hey girl there.
That felt a little dirty.
- I baked you a pie.
- What?
- Oh boy, what flavor?
- Pie, pie.
- Pie.
- As I'm hungry.
- Just eat the pie?
(laughing)
- What the fuck?
I love that. That's good shit.
That's good shit.
I respect it.
Ah. Goodness me.
Well that was, I wanna say a lot of fun.
But it's very warm in here, and I'm dying.
I want to thank Charlie
for looking through those clips for me
so that you could get the genuine first time experience.
She sent me plenty of the ones
that didn't make it into our list.
Mostly because they featured extremely young children,
and it would just be not okay to put that in a video.
But I will tell you that some of them were wearing nappies
and it made us very, very upset.
So yeah.
Thank you very much for watching.
Here's my favorite fan arts of the week.
And here are the two most recent videos.
If you haven't seen them, don't forget.
Like I said, we got those signed posters.
Just 250 of them going in the link on the screen right now.
As well as the asdfmovie pins, and other stuff.
Cool. That's there. It exists.
You can buy it and I will see you next Tuesday.