no.. NOH NOT AGAIN, OHH
oh..hey guys ;-;
I'm sorry to break(?) this to you guys but...
I need to show you this so that we can stop him.
This must be stopped, you know?
HOW'S it going guys, I am back with a new video today because
you remember your boy BRENENENNEN taylor?
No? Maybe this will jog your memory...
[Brenennen]: So today we're gonna be reacting to K-Pop. I have never-
yAaAeIY :D
[brnenen]: -am a got7 stan.
wowowuhwowoahwhat?
[liar brnennenan]: I have never listened to K-Pop before, but I am a Got7 stan
Let's listen to that again
[liar brnennenan]: I have never listened to K-Pop before, but I am a Got7 stan
Got7......
Got7, you're not kpop.
Got7, what are you- what are you even doing in Korea Got7?
WELL, it seems like Brenenenenennnn Taylor and the hardcore K-Pop stan that he is
and wealthy a person, traveled to Japan recently.
I'm a jealous son of a bitch
And he did a little vlog there
But there's a little snippet in the vlog that really urked me...
and if you're not from the 60's and you don't know what "urked" is,
It means I'm triggered okay?
I'M TRIGURD
IM TREGURED
But anyways guys shall we get into the video?
Let's do it right NAHH(now)
[Brannen]: Oh, I need me a girl who's gon' fan me
[brinbran]: Damn, that's love right there. She's holding a fan for him, bro
[brn]: Why don't you ever do that shit for me
[beener]: Like we're supposed to be in love bro [other guy]: do you want me to fan you
[breenun]: There we go, that's nice, that's the shit i LIKE
[other guy]: just walk around like this [breneen]: let's just walk around like this
so this is how it's gonna be all day
uhahahehai love this
[other guy]: when is it my turn?
[brinen]: fan each other at the same time [other guy]: thank you
[branan]: This is true love! [other guy]: thank you...(speaks fake japanese)
[brneirn]: it's arigato!
It's only 30 seconds.
There's only 30 seconds.
This is a ten minute vlog
There's ten minutes of that?!
[breneeen]: Who's this handsome man right here
[guy]: I don't know but he looks like my father.
[brENonNE]: Yeah, oh, wait, kawaii kawaii
[brinin]: it's KAWAIIIIIIIIII
[brinmin]: it'smy dad right here Mmm. Come on come on in Kawaii, Kawaii
[stfu holy shit]: KAWAII oh KAWAII KAWAIAIII, KAWAIIIIIII
Can you imagine you're working your job
Drive through at McDonald's
Somebody comes down, they roll down their window and you say
that'll be ten fifty five please.
kAWAII
kAWAIIIII
BITSHCH what the FUCK?!
what the fuck?
That's it get out, go you're not getting your Chicken McNuggets
get the fuck out of here
[brnnn]: Look, there's an ewok right there (WTF?)
[guy friend]: ka wa ii
*laughs like maniacs*
Why?
How did he build a whole Youtube career on cringe?
He's a master of cringe boys
How did you build a whole youtube career out of that?
Oh my god, I feel bad for that girl
I feel bad for the girl. She's just being polite waving back
and his creepy ass is like... oh my god
[other guy in back]: kawa ii
*annoying laughter*
*annoying laughter x2*
*annoying laughter comin to kill you*
[bran]: We know three words. We know arigato, konichiwa and kawaii, which is beautiful.
I mean, I didn't even go to Japan
I mean, I watched anime
Kawaii doesn't mean beautiful it means cute muwh fuhckuh
[brnaen]: We're in the shrine yo
[breren]: I feel like I came in here and like I'm ready to pray you know what I'm saying
[brinibrae]: I cleanse myself of all evil before I walked in and I just feel ready!
I hope you took a 50 minute shower!
You're gonna need more than wash your hands and feet to get in there
That's holy, you in a holy place
I'd imagine that place catch on fire
....
[bnerean]: And now it's all over my vlog
[other guy]: and all over his face
[beernen]: Nah i'll love you (?) all over his face later (can't hear what he's saying...)
[this dude]: I'm cool with dat
[gay brennen?jk]: No wonder why these rumors of us being together are happening [blue shirt]: I know!
I wonder why these rumors of us shipped together happens
maybe because we joke about sucking each other's dicks
I don't know what kinda voice that is *wtf laugh*
[red n white stripes]: He's so cute I wanna just
Imagine you're just like the guy working at the
hedgehog cafe
You're just doing a job and then you glance over
You see Breninanenin Taylor
Trying to french deep throat a hedgehog
You'll be like:
*what am i lookin at*
*why am i still lookin at it*
i quit
Not my job. I quit my life. I'm done. I'm done. I'm going home. I'm staying. I'm staying there.
[barnein]: Hold this one real quick
[dark shirt]: what are you doing?! (inaudible) That thing's gonna spike me
[bron]: And that's called the hedgehog prank
ah shit man
I'm getting sick from this
*ded*
All right, so this is where it gets down
they're right there in some sort of tower Observation deck
this is where Breninanineinen Taylor and his little hedgehog buddy go too far
[brnenan]: check out this view
[sick brennen]: this is sick
[interviewer brennen]: How you enjoying this view bro
[flirt brennen]: because I see this beautiful view but the only real view I see is wrong
[same idea guy]: bro I was about to say that, I was gonna say which viewhuhu brohoho
*in mocking voice* I wonder why people still ship us
Chocolate puddin pop
[teacher brennen]: I'm in Japan and I wanna teach my viewers something
[let's hear it brennen]: so ima teach y'all how to...
[hands together brennen]: The Praying Etiquette to Kami okay
[praying brennen]: first you gotta bow down.....TWICE (lol get it), clap, bow, repeat
[camera]: OW!
[brenan]: oh shit
[breen]: Oh, I'm sorry my language everybody, I apologize
[friend]: flipped back and you literally clocked her in the head with your-
[it's too late brennen]: Oh my god I'm s- did I hurt you? I'm sorry.........konichiwa
This is what makes people like me ashamed to travel
to other countries and experience other cultures and things
because I'm American
and Brennidon n n Taylor is a fellow American
but he just makes it so hard for us to have a good time
You know, he is the definition of
an obnoxious
unconsiderate (it's inconsiderate bro)
American tourist
BRRENENEh, wHY you ruin it for me man?!
Supposed to be polite, supposed to be nice
not flinging around umbrellas at everyone trying to poke someone's eye out
[breneh]: Oh shoot uh, Arigato. Oh my God. I'm sorry. *look at friends and cackle*
It just left a bad taste in my mouth, you know? Goddamn.
I need to wash it out
Taste like- tastes like mothballs
[Good friend]: He said thank you instead of saying sorry and still has not said sorry
[look it up brennen]: I mean we don't know how to say sorry
[bronin]: So is it really disrespectful if we don't know how to do it?
[dad cap]: Nah, it's just we're dumb Americans. [breenbeen]: exACtly
*snAp* PLAY the Seinfeld outro
[replay brennen]: is it really disrespectful if we don't know how to do it?
[replay wise words]: Nah, it's just we're dumb Americans. [this guyyyy]: exACtly
*Seinfeld Outro BGM*
They even know they embrace it.
I guess I could give them props for that but don't be a dick
don't be a mushroom tip
Don't be a penis
come on guys
[camera]: daaayyyum
OH
You step your wHITE AMERICAN ASS
away from that
away from that beautiful mural
away from that art
away from that shine
get your ass back on the plane
get the fuck out of here don't
DON'T
[brinaen]: Yo,this is the first time you've ever been next to like a really cute girl (got that right). How do you feel?
[nervous guy]: I'm kinda nervous bro she's touching my arm a little
[fangirl brnin]: Oh my God bro, hey don't do too much alright because they-
[branren]: oh my God
(oh fok)
(nathan mad)
YOU SON OF A BITCH *le flip chair*
I WILL FIND Y-
I will find you.
I will find where you live
And I will
Get that ass boi
Give me that ass boi
DAHYUNIE!
Dahyun I'm so sorry.
I apologize on behalf of him and the whole human race.
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry
Dahyunie, you don't deserve this, you don't deserve this
Okay, I'm back hopefully it doesn't get worse from there
........
[brenan's wingman]: Brennen Taylor is so strong
[fukboi brenen]: yeauh wussupp, alright i'm gonna see (inaudible)
(tzuyu fans don't look)
[other guy]: Straight teeth bro she's a bad kisser
[animal brennen]: *he nasty kissin a cardbord tzuyu*
I can feel my cells in my body right now
Committing murder on each other
Guys in all seriousnessnensnesn, Brendannininin the fuck are you doing man
I know you trying to get some good vlog footage
But the fuck you're doing
you know how old Tzuyu is right?
You know how old she is?
She's underage
while your 30 year old ass walking around Japan wear sleeveless shirt saying
"uh....Kon-konichiwaaa"
Now, I know it's just a picture
But it just feels nasty, it feels weird.
Tzuyu's underage, Bremeninn don't know who the fuck they are...
Brennennenenenennenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenennenenenenenenenenenenenenenenen
ima say this right now
you a kpop picture pedophile
hehai'm sorry!
FBI get on his ass
FBI
FBI, somebody
His face......
Something about his face. It's just it's just naturally nasty
*in a werid mexican accent* the devil is alive
and his name is a Brenweninin roaches (roaches works, right?)
OH mai gat
ah AH, NOT today
[brain]: How many girls you can kiss in ten seconds
They make a fucking game out of sexual harassment
WHO MAKES A GAME OUT OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
They're psychotic maniacs
What am I doing delivering pizzas?
SANA! NAYEON! MOMO! JIHYO! JUNGYEON! CHAEYEON! MINA! TZUYU! DAHYUNIE! AUGHH
He skipped Dahyunie, she's safe. Oh no she got french kissed earlier
I'm not gonna lie right now. I'm getting a little emotional.
I feel the tears trying to build up behind my eye socket
This is just outrageous
This, this, this is not okay
This needs to stop now
This is cancer
This this is so much cancer that I can feel the tumors growing on my back
And it's way down heavy on me, and it's not okay
Can you help a nigga (PPFF WHAT?LMAO) out and just stop this please?
[bron]: You kissed all the girls in this band, is this a band, that's a band yeah?
[this one kissed thema all]: I think it's one direction's sisters
BITCH, REEAD use your eyes
it's Twice, but he wouldn't know who that is he's like what?
he doesn't know who they are,
he sexually harasses their picture, he's a pedophile
Brendannna Taylor is A MENACE to society
Someone has to stop them please
phlease ;-;
somebody
Somebody stronger than me because he got muscles. I don't want to get hurt
Brandininin
Where are your parents? Brenenan where's your grandpa and grandma?
Brenenihnen?
Where's your auntie and uncle?
Breneanin
WHOESASEREOS who's responsible for Brenonin
I wanna KNOW!
that was that was five minutes that was five minutes of the video
That was five minutes of the video, FUCK me
guys moral of the story is
Bren*engine starting* Taylor is a menace to society, he sexually harassed Twice
*whispers* picture
He's a disgrace for Americans. That's all I'm saying.
Donald Trump........
I'm not going there
In all honesty, I know it's trying to be funny
I know he's trying to make a good youtube video
and props to him and a million subscribers already
when I reacted to him being a fan of Got7 and not knowing what kpop was
I don't know man, He was at like 700 but props to you man
props to you
but you're still a dick
But anyways guys if you enjoyed this type of video and you want me to do more,
Please, I need you guys to be my researchers
I need you guys to find these people, to find these menaces to society and K-Pop
Link me down in the comments or message me on Instagram, or Twitter
@internetsnathan
but anyways guys, thank you guys for watching
and i'll catch you guys in the next week
Annyeong!
BRENININENN the FUCK man......
the FUCK wrong witchu