CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE.
AND THIS YEAR WE'LL ALL BE CELEBRATING VERY DIFFERENTLY
THAN WE NORMALLY DO.
SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD OFFER SOME MUCH NEEDED PERSPECTIVE TO
SHOW JUST HOW BIG A DIFFERENCE A YEAR CAN MAKE.
THIS IS LAST CHRISTMAS.
>> Reggie: LAST CHRISTMAS.
>> James: NOW LAST CHRISTMAS, LAST CHRISTMAS YOU GOT KISSED
UNDER THE MISTLETOE.
THIS CHRISTMAS YOU GOT ELBOW BUMPED OVER THE PLEXIGLASS.
>> LAST CHRISTMAS OH BY GOSH BY GOLLY IT IS TIME FOR MISTLETOE
AND HOLLY, THIS CHRISTMAS OH BY GOTCH BY GOLLY ANOTHER PRESS
CONFERENCE WITH GIULIANI.
>> LAST CHRISTMAS WE BUILT A SNOWMAN FOR FUN.
THIS CHRISTMAS WE BUILT A SNOWMAN FOR COMPANY.
>> LAST CHRISTMAS YOUR UNCLE PETE RANTED ABOUT IMMIGRANTS
STEALING JOBS, THIS CHRISTMAS YOUR UNCLE PETE RANTED ABOUT
IMMIGRANTS STEALING VOTES.
BUT ALSO STEALING JOBS.
LAST CHRISTMAS RUDOLPH THE REINDEER HAD A SHINY NOSE, THIS
CHRISTMAS RUDOLPH COMPLETELY LOST HIS SENSE OF SMELL.
>> BECAUSE OF THE RONNA, RUDOLPH GOT THE RONA, DID YOU KNOW, THAT
DASHER FINDS, PRANCER FINDS, RUDOLPH GOT THE RONNA.
>> IT IS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS T IS ACTUALLY WHO TOM CRUISE WAS
TALKING TO.
STILL FRIEND.
>> AND THAT IS WHO TOM CRUISE IS TALKING TO.
[BLEEP] STOP NOW!
AND FINALLY LAST CHRISTMAS AND SO I'M OFFERING THIS SIMPLE
PHRASE TO KIDS FROM ONE TO 92, ALTHOUGH IT'S BEEN SAID MANY
TIMES MANY WAYS, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.
THIS CHRISTMAS AND SO I AM OFFERING THIS SIMPLE PHRASE TO
KIDS FROM ONE TO 92.
TO THOSE WHO SAID MANY TIMES MANY WAYS WEAR A MASK YOU DICK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE SHORT MESSAGES, NICOLE KIDMAN
AND KERRY WASHINGTON WILL BE HERE.