- Today we ask the age-old question.
- Will it marshmallow?
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Good Mythical Morning!
- And welcome to the show, Marshmello!
Woo! - Woo!
(crew applauding)
- Thanks for being here.
- And if you don't know, Marshmello is a highly successful
disc jockey on the music scene.
- Mhm.
- His work speaks for itself. - Right.
- We're very glad to have you with us today
because this is a very special episode
of all days, it is our 1400th episode!
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Yeah, still going.
Okay.
- Okay, that went a little bit longer than I anticipated.
- Woo. - Or wanted it to.
(Link sighs)
Okay we wanted to thank all of you,
because without you watching, doing 1400 episodes
with no one watching would be really sad.
- Yeah.
And Mello, thanks for being with us to hang out
and to celebrate.
We're not gonna be eating cake.
We have the perfect thing in store, marshmallows.
- Yes, and hopefully you will be happy
with the things that we're gonna do to these marshmallows
and not stop to think too much about the way
we're mutilating and cannibalizing your people.
- It's time for--
- [Rhett And Link] Will It Marshmallow?
- Now your average marshmallow consists of
corn syrup, gelatin and sugar whipped to the right
fluffy marshmallow consistency.
- Mhm, now we kept those ingredients but we're also,
in the name of culinary discovery,
whipping in a few others things that don't typically
belong within marshmallows.
- And for starters, everybody loves the taste of s'mores.
Not everybody loves the way they are constructed.
You take one bite out of a s'more and likely,
there's more on the floor which is why we developed
an entire s'more inside of a marshmallow.
We call it the s'more-smellow.
- Sounds like a great idea, right?
Yeah? - Oh you wanna?
- Oh we gotta dink it first though.
There's a dink it, and then we sink it.
So you can do the dink with yourself.
(Rhett chuckles)
Yeah, and then we'll sink it.
Dink it and, oh.
(moaning)
- This is incredible.
It was pre-toasted as you can see.
- Whoa!
It's very thick.
- We got chocolate and graham cracker
already mixed into the middle of this thing.
- I think we're having a moment.
I literally, I'm sensing this is one of those moments
where we've created something on this show
that should be everywhere.
- Yeah, this should be on the shelves.
- So good. - It should be on the shelves.
Wanna go camping with us.
(whistle and honk sound effect)
I like how you're just kinda open to everything.
(Link laughs) But non-committal
at the same time.
More people should be like that.
- It's so good, it's so heavy, it's so satisfying.
So s'mores, will they marshmallow?
- [Rhett And Link] Yes!
- A classic marshmallow treat, especially during Easter,
are Peeps and if you don't know,
these are marshmallow shaped like chickens
and colored yellow.
I should know, I was made into one.
(crew laughing)
- Still haunts me.
(chuckling)
- But we've decided to make a reverse Peep,
AKA a chicken in a marshmallow.
That's right, this is known as a reverse Peep,
otherwise known as the Peep.
Get it, because-- - Yeah.
What do you call that type of word?
- Racecar, and there they are.
Oh, it's floppy.
There's one, oh.
- It's very gelatinous.
- Well it's not Jello, oh.
Dink it I guess.
They double as toys, yeah.
Give it a dink, and then we'll--
(Rhett laughs)
- He switched it up on you.
(Link coughs)
Really, it's not good?
- Feed it to him.
I'm trying not to act like it's gross
until he's been forced to eat it.
(Link coughs)
- It's not that bad.
- I can't take it.
Yeah you should try it.
It's great to you?
- It's not raw chicken.
I mean it's not good but it tastes like--
(Link retching)
This is gonna be a long day for you, man.
- The consistency of meat inside of a marshmallow
is just, it's the definition of wrong for me now.
- Now it was not good at all. (Link spits)
But it was not worthy of that reaction.
I can only guess where we're gonna go from here.
But chicken, will it marshmallow?
- [Rhett And Link] No!
- And Marshmello, you have your own cooking show
on your YouTube channel.
We're actually gonna be on the show soon.
Thanks for having us.
But surprisingly, I don't believe you've made
one of the classics until today.
Please help us unveil our marshmallow version
of spaghetti and meatballs, AKA, spaghetti and marshballs.
- Mhm, bam. - Oh, it's beautiful.
- Look at it. - It's floating.
Okay so yes this a little more complex.
We actually have Italian egg pasta dough
that has been incorporated into marshmallows somehow.
- A marshmallow noodle.
- And then we have beef marshmallows.
Yes, those exist, at least they exist here.
Ground beef marshmallows.
- [Link] Oh look at how hard it is to cut into this thing.
- And, well, if you wanna do the honors,
feel free to sauce it.
Don't get any on any of your clothing.
- Oh this is dramatic.
(droplet drips)
Okay, that's a good start.
- You can be more generous with it.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure, yeah yeah yeah.
- Oh yeah. - Yes.
- You know what?
Now, just grate this marshmallow on.
Uh, sorry.
- Yeah I do think that puts him in
a compromising position, Link.
- Well, just look away, okay?
I envision this working like Parmesan, but--
- You know what, you're torturing him
and it's not working anyways.
- Okay yeah, let's get rid of that.
All right so-- - Sorry.
Sorry you had to see that.
- Now I've cut this one in half.
Rhett, why don't you take that meatball
and I'll take this one here and of course we want
the noodles.
- I think I need a quarter of that meatball.
- You think this is gonna be good?
(record scratching)
Oh you're saying no. - (chuckles) Yeah.
Probably right.
- See we do this so the people don't have to.
Unless it's great, then they can elect to.
- [Rhett And Link] Dink it.
- Oh I gotta get some more pasta.
- Oh you want some more pasta?
Sink it.
Still got that magnificent consistency of marshmallow.
- Yeah, you really can't avoid it.
- But the taste.
- I can't believe you vomited the chicken so quickly
and you're handling this.
This is worse than the chicken.
- No this one kinda tastes like Play-Doh Italian--
- I need more sauce.
- And the sauce does help.
- I need a lot more sauce.
- Oh goodness.
You're not liking this?
I'm liking this.
- Is your tongue broke?
- I'm not using my tongue.
- You want some sauce?
- No, I don't need anymore sauce, man.
- I'm not enjoying it.
- You want me to just down the whole plate? (chuckles)
There's lots of other great stuff in store.
I gotta pace myself.
- It could be worse.
But spaghetti and meatballs, will it marshmallow?
- [Rhett And Link] No!
- Marshmello, where exactly do you
and your people come from?
(cash register chimes)
(horn squeaks)
Oh. (Rhett laughs)
I always thought that if there were a land of marshmallows,
naturally it would be probably a marsh.
- Ah. - Am I right?
- Ah.
- Yeah, could be, could be.
Well this next one is made entirely of things
that we found in what I think could be
the land of marshmallows, a marsh.
And we call 'em marshmallows.
- (chuckles) Oh.
So creative.
- So reach in the marsh.
- There they are.
Just waiting for us. - Lurking.
- Just waiting for us back in the marsh.
- Lookin' like a gator.
Oh look, it's floating. - Oh gosh.
- All right so what we have here,
these two marshmallows are made of dirt,
grass, moss, murky water, and of course served
in a bowl of murky moss water.
- Oh gosh.
- Rhett, let's each grab one of these.
Ooh, it's very spongey. - Yeah.
- It's light. - It's still a marshmallow.
You wanna believe that it's a rock and then you pick it up
and realize, nope, it's still a marshmallow.
- Yes.
And I think we need to remove some of these
moss pieces like, yeah, it's kinda like bones.
- Josh said that that wasn't as edible
as the rest of it.
The rest of it, the dirt part, the murky water,
oh that's the edible part.
- Look at the bottom.
I mean, I'm not getting away from moss.
Yeah, grab that other bone there for me.
Okay.
- All right, a little dinkage.
- Dinkage and sinkage.
(Rhett chuckles)
- He's going back to his homeland.
- It immediately tastes like I fell face first,
mouth open into a potted plant.
- It actually feels like, you know the marshmallow
that got dropped at the campsite.
- Yes. - That you ate it.
(Link coughs)
Not only that it got dropped, it got marched on
by an entire boy scout troop.
- (coughs) There's something, there's like moss
going up my nose.
- That's not a boy scout joke.
It was just, it was driven into the dirt.
It's got dirt in 'em.
(squeaking sound effect)
- Look at that.
(crew laughs)
- I don't believe this will be safe to swallow.
- What?
- I do not believe this will be safe to swallow.
- Too late.
- [Rhett] (laughs) Okay.
- I didn't think it was that bad, but you know.
(chuckles) I'll eat dirt.
- You know what, a little marshmallow tree's
gonna grow out of here now.
Hm.
- It doesn't smell bad though, does it?
Smells pretty good, oh.
- [Rhett] So marsh, will it marshmallow?
Ironically--
- [Rhett And Link] No!
- Right now marshmallow's back there hard at work
preparing our next item.
(dripping and zipping sound effect)
(chuckles) We call this marshmallow yellow.
- Why?
Because it's made of our own urine.
- Oh it's not made of Marshmello's urine?
Okay that's right, we've been collecting our urine.
- So is this my urine and that's Rhett's urine?
(squeaking sound effect)
(crew laughing)
- Does it really matter?
Does it really matter at this point?
- I mean, yeah, philosophically, it kinda matters to me,
but whatever.
You did your best.
We did pee in jars.
I just wanna clarify, this is real.
- Yes.
- It didn't have to be, but it is.
It could just be a yellow marshmallow and we could act,
but we didn't, we peed in a jar.
And Josh made them into marshmallows.
- Yeah, we wanna talk to you about how that was for you
in the kitchen, taking jars of our urine
and then cooking with it.
It's like the exact opposite of what's supposed
to be happening in a kitchen.
- It doesn't smell bad.
Something about the marsh, I'm gonna touch this one.
This is mine.
- It's yours now (chuckles).
- Ugh.
- It smells like urine, man.
It smells-- - Not this one.
This one smells-- - Kinda like a urinal cake.
Like there's something that, it's soaked with urine
but there's something else going on, you know?
- Marshmallow.
He's like, get to it. - Okay.
- Dink it. - Dink it.
- Now, put the whole thing in your mouth.
- No!
- Come on, man.
- You put the whole thing in your mouth.
- I will.
- Okay, I'll put the whole thing in my mouth.
- Double dink it.
We gotta really build up the gumption.
Double dink it.
(Link coughs)
(Rhett coughs)
- [Rhett] Why'd you make me put the whole thing
in my mouth, man?
(retching)
- [Crew Member] Oh!
- I lost it!
You can swallow it!
You can do it!
You can do, you didn't do it.
(Rhett moans)
(Link coughs)
- (groans) Thank you, thank you for,
I've never had anyone cover me at this moment.
- You know, having-- - That's definitely yours.
That was definitely yours, man.
It was putrid.
- Mine was a little mild, it was great.
- Exactly, yeah.
- I did think I could get it down at one point, but,
once I really started breaking that thing apart,
boy I'm crying.
- Okay, is it any surprise urine, will it marshmallow?
- [Rhett And Link] No!
- We do wanna thank Marshmello for helping us
expand the definition of what a marshmallow can be.
Thank you, well I just touched urine.
You probably don't wanna,
we'll do one of these.
- (chuckles) Air five.
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