i think michelle's mad at me
she's not mad at you are you sure i'm
sure
we're all gonna die everyone we know
everyone we love
i wonder if it's better dying first
you're dying last like do you relish in
the solitude of wisdom or is old age
just
so lonely am i a good person am i doing
enough
you know there's so many cats in the
world without homes oh i'm not gonna
think about that
okay okay okay you know i've never had
acne before but now that i'm 31 it's
like a zit
a week like clockwork maybe it's stress
or too much caffeine
or pollution our planet is in disarray
and i really don't think humanity is
going to unite as one until we contact
an alien force because then we can be
like you're different
our skeletons are on the inside and your
skeletons are on the outside
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maybe it's cancer it's not cancer are
you sure i'm sure
you're not a doctor it's a zit yeah
yeah i guess you're right yeah i'm right
go to bed
okay good night
i think maggie is mad at me she's not
mad at you are you sure
i'm sure you know because you guys text
all day every single day including today
and if she were mad at you
she wouldn't text you back yeah yeah
you're right
yeah i'm right please go to bed
unless unless she's mad at me and she's
not telling me
has she ever hidden that she's mad at
you before no did you do something to
upset her
no the last thing we taught to her did
she seem upset
the last thing she sent me was a cat
meme oh look at that
cat means are good yeah yeah
cadmium is good yeah please
go to bed okay
yeah go to bed
what is it now i'm just remembering
remembering what
everything can you please we have to get
up early tomorrow
oh my god now i'm thinking about
everyone we've ever hooked up with in
chronological order
no please please don't think about oh
whoa i totally forgot that guy exists
right are we horrible people we're not
horrible people
we forgot about him he was forgettable
ma'am you are ruthless am i wrong
you're not wrong right go to bed okay
okay i'm sorry i know i know we got an
early morning tomorrow we don't have
time for this so i'm just gonna get
comfy
i'm gonna go to bed i'll let go of
reality as we know it
i think you're mad at me oh my god
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