- Mother [bleep]! What are you doing?! Stop!
- [Bleep] off with this bullshit!
♪ (industrial music) ♪
- (FBE) Today, we're going to do a challenge
that we did on our channel fairly recently.
- Oh, jeez.
- (FBE) This is a try not to get mad challenge.
- Goddamn it. (chuckling) I'm already triggered.
- (FBE) So same as last time, if you get mad, you're out,
but you'll be back in for the next video.
- Okay, so I need to be like a Disneyland worker.
(brightly) "Hi, how are you?"
- I'm ready. (giggling)
I'm smiling, thinking of good things, you know, about life.
(harsh whirring noises)
Are they gonna screech it?
(harsh metallic squealing) - Oh god.
- That's a good sound.
(harsh metallic squealing) - Aah!
What is that?!
I lost within 14 seconds. (buzzer)
(harsh metallic squealing) - Like, what's the point?
- Oh, the noise! Wait, does that count?
I hate that. Okay, I'm angry.
- I feel something on my teeth,
like I just want to squeeze something.
- You know what?
It's super cool but I'm so triggered.
(banging table) Goddamn it!
(buzzer)
- Hey. Hey, babe, go grab the camera.
I'm gonna go scrape this metal on a running disc.
Like, what the [bleep]? (buzzer)
- This isn't too bad.
This isn't the worst thing I've ever heard.
- I'm good.
No, I'm not. [Bleep]!
That made me so mad! (buzzer)
(harsh squealing)
- That's okay. I'm fine with it.
- That was lovely.
Music to my ears.
- That noise, it's foul! I hate that.
Ugh, it gives me the chills.
♪ (Friends theme song) ♪ - Friends.
- I love Friends!
- ♪ So no one told you life was gonna be this way ♪
(song stops abruptly) (clapping)
(slamming table) - Why?
I was so ready for it. (buzzer)
- (singing along) ♪ ...be this way ♪
(clapping)
(gasping) Okay, no, I'm not cool with that.
(buzzer)
- ♪ ...life was gonna be this way ♪
(song stops abruptly) - Wait, that's the end?
(annoyed) Oh, getting a little mad now!
(buzzer)
- ♪ ...life was gonna be this way ♪
- Damn it! (laughing)
You can't just start it, like, the best song in the world,
and just stop it. (buzzer)
- (singing along) ♪ ...gonna be this way ♪
Aah! No-ho-ho-ho.
You cut it! No! (laughing)
Oh my god.
That's, like, the worst thing you could do to someone.
(buzzer)
- ♪ ...gonna be this way ♪
- I don't watch the show, so I don't care.
(giggling)
- I'm upset.
Put the clap back in!
- ♪ You know you love me ♪
♪ I know you care ♪
- Yo, I'm not gonna lie, I love this song.
- I don't care what anyone says, this is a banger.
- (singing along) ♪ You are my love ♪
♪ You are my heart ♪
♪ And we will never, ever, ever be apart ♪
- ♪ And I was like... ♪
- (singing along) ♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh ♪
- ♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh ♪ - Is it just the song?
This is pretty irritating. (buzzer)
- I don't love him, but this doesn't make me angry.
- ♪ Thought you'd always be mine ♪
- I used to have the same haircut as him,
and that's what makes me mad.
- I love Justin Bieber,
and when everyone was hating on him,
I [bleep] with him.
Okay? He's tight.
So this song, I love.
- I love food.
What are you gonna do to that cake?
- Huh, what are you doing?
- Oh, he's cutting a cake.
- I'm not upset because this is how I cut cake.
- I definitely would cut a cake like that.
- Is this for all the OCD people who are angry about that?
- Mother [bleep]! What are you doing?! Stop!
That hurt! (buzzer)
- That's very frustrating. Just stop.
I never want to see that in my life again.
(buzzer)
- I mean, it's just like, why?
- Why you gotta cut the cake like everybody cuts the cake?
Cut it unconventionally. Do you.
- I hated that. Ugh.
That made me so mad!
No one's gonna get even portions!
- You know how to cut a cake.
You cut it in the same sizes.
You can't just make five different pieces.
It's like the people who take a whole bite of a Kit Kat bar.
They can't be trusted.
- I love Skittles.
- Oh, you're gonna mix Skittles with M and M's?
- This person is evil and I love it.
- This is the best prank ever.
- I don't get this shit because why would you put
peanut butter M and M's with Skittles?
(buzzer)
- I really want to do this, just to make
other people so irritated.
- It's fine.
Well, when you've got a sweet tooth like mine,
it doesn't matter what kind of sweet it is.
- It's just candy.
That didn't bother me.
It's gonna go all the same place anyways.
I'm gonna eat it.
- ♪ You know you love me ♪
- Again?
- ♪ You know you love me ♪ - (laughing)
- ♪ I know you care ♪
- Okay, this is a little annoying.
I don't want to listen to it again. (buzzer)
- ♪ I know you care ♪ - Why?
- ♪ Just shout whenever... ♪ - But why?
You got me.
I'm really annoyed right now. (buzzer)
- (singing along) ♪ Just shout whenever ♪
♪ And I'll be there ♪
Play it all you want. It's fine.
I still love it!
- ♪ And we will never, ever, ever be apart ♪
♪ And I was like baby, baby, baby... ♪
- It's more cute than anything.
- Are you guys just gonna rickroll me with some JB?
- I see what you guys are trying to do,
and it's only gonna get better and better.
- That is not gonna get annoying.
I love that song.
- One time's okay, but two? You're pushing it.
(silence)
- What is this?
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Just get it together, man. Just grab the Coke.
- Argh, that does make me mad.
Just grab it! (buzzer)
- That'd piss me off it that happened to me.
- I don't know.
I don't think I can get mad at that.
- I'm mad at myself that I'm getting mad at these things.
I need to... (exhaling deeply).
I need to go do yoga or something.
- (Joffrey) Filthy little bitch!
- (Sansa) No, no, stop it! - Is this Game of Thrones?
- (Sansa) You're spoiling it! You're spoiling everything!
- Hell no.
- Kill her.
- (Joffrey) I got you, you little [bleep].
- (screeching) I hate Joffrey so much!!
I hate him. I hate Joffrey.
(buzzer)
- (Joffrey) Stripped of all titles... - Stop!!
- (Joffrey) ...serve the realm in permanent exile.
- You're evil!
Look at-- you guys can't even see him,
but he's like... (chuckling maniacally).
I'm still mad.
Dude, Ned Stark was the homie. (buzzer)
- He's such a [bleep]. Like, [bleep] that kid.
(seagulls squawking) - Ugh.
- (Joffrey) So long as I am your king...
- I've never seen this, but I already hate him.
- (Joffrey) ...treason shall never go unpunished.
- I'm biting my tongue right now.
- (Joffrey) Ser Ilyn, bring me his head.
- (gasping) - (smallfolk jeering)
- (Sansa) Stop him!
- I don't know what's going on.
- I never watched the show fully,
but I know everybody hates him because he's an asshole.
- (Joffrey) Leave her face.
I like her pretty.
(violent blow) - (Sansa crying out)
- Oh shit.
(unsheathing sword)
(Sansa crying out) - Oh my gosh!
- (Joffrey) Unburden her.
(fabric ripping) (Sansa sobbing)
- You're a piece of shit!
Now I see why everybody [bleep] hates him.
(buzzer)
- (Joffrey) If you want Rob Stark to hear...
- I don't want to say anything because I want to be happy.
- (Sansa sobbing)
- This guy. He's so gross.
- I don't know what's going on, but it's getting kind of wild.
I might just have to watch the show.
- I have no regrets. (chuckling)
He's a really horrible person.
- ♪ You know you love me ♪
- [Bleep] off with this bullshit!
I'm so over it! (buzzer)
- ♪ You know you love me ♪ - UGH! (laughing)
No! How many more times is this gonna happen?
(buzzer)
- ♪ You know you love me ♪ - All right, [bleep] you guys.
That's okay. You got me. (buzzer)
- ♪ You know you love me ♪
- (singing along) ♪ You know you care ♪
- You get a standing ovation for being the best thing
that you are right now.
- ♪ You are my heart ♪ - Oh my gosh.
- ♪ And we will never, ever... ♪
- I bet this is probably really irritating to some people.
- ♪ And I was like baby, baby, baby... ♪
- I don't have to take this. I lost already.
(buzzer)
- (singing along) ♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh ♪
♪ Thought you'd always be mine ♪
♪ Oh ♪
- Guess what? It gets better the third time!
- ♪ Thought you'd always be mine ♪
- Do you know how many girls I picked up
at the bowling alley, just dancing around like that?
That's my guy. I owe him everything.
So, no, I'll never get mad at that.
- (FBE) You won! - Second time in a row.
Boom, you guys can't piss me off.
I have happiness in my heart!
- Thanks for watching this episode of College Kids React.
- We got React episodes almost every day, subscribe!
- (with attitude) Thanks for watching. Bye.
- Hi, everyone, I'm Kristy.
- And I'm Ethan, and we're part of the production team
that put this episode together. - Ethan, try not to get mad.
- (both) 'Ey! - Bye.