- HOW MANY OF YOU HERE DRIVE A CAR?
INTERESTING, INTERESTING.
DIDN'T REALIZE THAT MANY OF YOU.
UM, LISTEN TO THIS. IF YOU DRIVE A CAR--
YOU KNOW THE COMMERCIALS ON TV--
HAVE YOU SEEN FOR THE CARS THAT BRAKE ON THEIR OWN?
NOT BREAK, LIKE THEY'RE BROKEN. BECAUSE...
BUT, LIKE, BRAKE--THE-- THEY JUST STOP ON THEIR OWN.
HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE?
all: YES. - OKAY, NOW FORD HAS ANNOUNCED
THAT THEY'RE GONNA ADD THAT TO THEIR CARS.
SO NOW, IF THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE ROAD THAT YOU DON'T SEE,
THE CAR JUST STOPS FOR YOU.
IT'S AMAZING.
HOPEFULLY. UM...
IT'S PRETTY CRAZY THAT CARS STOP AUTOMATICALLY
BEFORE THEY HIT SOMETHING.
THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS...
THE CAR BEHIND YOU, IF IT DOES NOT HAVE THAT TECHNOLOGY...
GET YA IN THE OL' KEESTER, RIGHT AWAY.
SO THERE ARE CARS THAT BRAKE ON THEIR OWN.
THERE ARE CARS THAT PARK ON THEIR OWN.
THERE'S A TESLA NOW THAT ACTUALLY CHANGES LANES
ON ITS OWN WHEN YOU TURN YOUR TURN SIGNAL ON.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU--
YOU KNOW HOW YOU FORGET TO TURN IT OFF ACCIDENTALLY?
JUST END UP GOING IN CIRCLES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
"WHAT AM I DOING? I GOT OFF THE HIGHWAY."
THERE ARE EVEN SOME CARS THAT DRIVE THEMSELVES.
BASICALLY THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR YOU TO DO IS TO--
WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR CAR-- LIKE, PUT ON MASCARA AND SMOKE.
THAT'S ABOUT ALL...
THIS WILL CHANGE THINGS.
WHAT ARE THE DRIVERS' TESTS GONNA BE LIKE?
"OKAY, IF YOU CAN FIND THE CAR AND UNLOCK THE DOOR,
"HERE'S YOUR LICENSE.
AND NOW YOU CAN DRIVE YOURSELF TO KINDERGARTEN."
LITTLE.
YOU'RE SHORT. THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY WOULDN'T BE THAT BIG. "TO KINDERGARTEN."
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, MARY.
I AM ALL FOR TECHNOLOGY, BUT WE ARE GETTING LAZIER AND LAZIER.
EVERYTHING IS DONE FOR US.
WE HAVE SMART THERMOSTATS THAT ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE
WHILE WE SLEEP, WE HAVE COFFEE POTS
THAT MAKE US COFFEE IN THE MORNING,
AND THEN WE GET TO WORK, AND THEN WE'RE CARRIED AROUND
ALL DAY UNTIL WE GET HOME AND OUR CHEFS MAKE US DINNER...
IS THAT JUST ME?
JUST...
THIS TECHNOLOGY ISN'T JUST-- IT'S NOT MAKING ADULTS LAZIER.
IT'S--EVERYTHING.
THERE'S AN APP NOW THAT WILL DO YOUR KIDS' HOMEWORK.
IT'S CALLED PHOTOMATH. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
THIS IS TRUE.
YOU HOLD YOUR PHONE OVER A MATH EQUATION,
AND IT INSTANTLY SOLVES IT.
THIS IS TRUE. LOOK AT THIS.
THAT'S BLACK MAGIC FROM THE DEVIL.
THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
WE HAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS A KID.
YOU WOULD HOLD YOUR HEAD OVER THE PAPER OF A SMART KID
NEXT TO YOU...
IT WAS CALLED CHEATING.
AND IT MADE ME THE SUCCESS I AM TODAY.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO THINGS FOR YOURSELF.
YOU HAVE TO PUT IN YOUR OWN LEGWORK,
LIKE I'M ABOUT TO DO RIGHT NOW WITH THIS DANCE.