- We're gonna be reacting
to the fastest eaters on the planet.
- Wow, look at 'em go.
- And we're gonna kick things off with this kid
and a chicken leg.
- Wow.
- Oh, that was pretty fast.
That was a fast eater.
- 10 outta 10.
No way.
- Is he gonna eat a whole apple?
Like a horse?
- That's not healthy.
- He looks like the kinda guy who could eat a whole apple.
- He looks like the guy from, "The Incredibles".
Mr. Incredible's good at eating apples whole.
This guy's seeing how quick he can eat 100 Oreos.
- I would throw up.
- Notice how he's eating all the vanilla ones first.
- Vanilla's better.
- Agreed, I'm glad we didn't have to fight.
I would've had to punch you.
Honestly, I don't care that he ate 'em all
in under 15 minutes, I just care
that he ate the vanilla first.
- Good job.
Oh he drank all his milk too, good for bones.
- This is an official world record
for eating a raw onion.
- Oh god.
- Oh man.
- He's eating it like an apple.
- Oh look at his face.
What is he doing?
What does that mean?
When you're going for a world record,
you have to show the inside of your mouth,
you're like ah.
- Watching him tear up made me tear up.
That was impressive.
- Now Matt Stonie, come be in a main channel video.
Here's our guy, Matt, back with another world record,
eating six Whoppers.
- Those are humongous.
Is the Whopper actually that big?
- No one knows because no one eats at Burger King.
- Yeah, everybody eats at Beast Burgers.
- Hey, let's go. - Hey.
- I've never seen nobody
be able to do this.
- Fastest hot dog choke.
What?
Wait, what?
- It's the glizzy gobbler.
- What?
- This has to be Florida.
- I've never seen this before.
- You've never seen this?
- I've never seen this.
So it's Wednesday, you open up the pantry,
you see a box of Pop Tarts.
- Everybody's been there, it's the only thing to eat.
- Mom forgot to grocery shop,
let's see how fast you down it.
- He just looks so scared.
He looks like someone's forcing him.
- It's the saturation, it makes it look
like a hostage situation.
- Oh, that's a good technique.
The old fold her in half, shove it all down your gullet.
- I'll keep that in mind,
if I ever wake up one morning
and I'm like, "Man I really wanna gain
a few pounds of pure fat."
I'll use that to make sure I achieve it.
This is a professional eater
versus a regular eater.
- All right, so he gave him a little bit of a head start.
- In case you can't tell,
the professional eater's on the left,
regular eater's on the right.
- He just inhaled it.
- That was epic but I prefer four regular eaters
versus Joey Chestnut.
We'll react to that later though.
All right, no, oh I thought
he was about to just shove it in there.
- He's using his hands.
- That chick in the background
thought he was just about to go.
- Take a look at her, she's like,
"Okay, you can leave now.
Don't do this in front of me.
I have to work here."
Why does he eat it like that?
- Oh, that was tasty, that was good, that was good.
- That was tasty.
- Eating a dozen donuts in 45 seconds.
- First off, this is insane.
Second, we've had a lot of Furious Pete clips.
Furious, if you're ever in town, let's go to dinner.
- Hey, you wanna eat with us?
Just slowly please.
- Yeah, no, no, no, actually it'd be fun
because we'd sit down and he'd be done
and then we're done.
- Hey Bob, go Bob.
He's eating pretzels.
- I don't know who this guy is,
I don't know what records he's attempting
but I'm cheering for you, Bob.
- Bald Bob eating so many pretzels.
- Yo, Bob got his name on his cups.
I don't even got my name on my cups.
- That took Bob 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
- Good job, Bob.
- Yo, is this just a Matt Stonie
appreciation video?
- Matt Stonie's gonna be like,
"Yo man, I want some of that ad revenue
on that video." - Yeah, come on, guys.
That's insane, he ate that in under a minute.
- This clip just reminded me that you should subscribe
if you haven't already. - Do it.
- We're a little over 1,000,000 subscribers away
from another diamond play button.
- Do it.
- Help the boys out.
- Do it.
- Oh, I've seen this, he just goes nom nom nom nom nom nom.
- All right, so here's my question,
are we counting this as eating?
He's really just breaking it.
- Chris. - What?
- It's funny. - Oh.
- Don't ask questions when it's funny.
Oh, Joey Chestnut.
- Do you think he'll be able to eat this pizza
that's smaller than the pizza that he ate with us?
- It's kinda sad watching this
after seeing him eat the world's largest slice of pizza.
- Oh God, it's so covered in gre, they're slopping stuff,
I hate watching people eat.
It's just so gross to me.
- It's fascinating to me.
Oh, yo, dude in the blue,
Joey beat you. - He did.
- You don't beat Joey Chestnut when it comes to eating.
- We tried.
Oh, spaghetti, fun fact, I hate spaghetti.
- To show how much I disagree,
I'm not talking the rest of this clip.
- You know what?
I'm sick of you, you're just gonna walk in here
and act like that in front of me.
I express my opinion, completely valid about spaghetti
and you're just not even gonna say anything?
And there's a victory royale on the screen
and you don't even wanna react to that.
Fortnite in 2021, you don't wanna say anything?
Wow, you've changed, Jimmy, you've really changed.
You're not the same person I once knew.
Hey, look at this.
They're about to drink milkshakes.
- How did they somehow make milkshakes
not appetizing?
This is probably the first ever milkshake in the world
where I've been like, "I actually wouldn't care
if I didn't eat that." - It's 'cause they put it
in a bucket, who wants to drink anything
out of a bucket with a hose?
They're drinking with hoses.
- A straw or a ladel.
- Oh, you can use a ladel.
- I don't know what that is.
- A ladel's like a giant spoon.
- I also don't care.
- Hey, look, it's BadlandsChugs.
You ready for this?
Jimmy, no, he's drinking the entire ocean.
- No, oh my gosh, stop. - Bad, stop.
The National Geographic is covering the footage.
- No, dude, you're gonna destroy earth.
All right, now everyone thinks our audience
is five year olds, gonna talk about grown up
manly things now.
- All right, shaving.
- Um, taxes.
- I pay taxes.
- I also pay taxes.
- I didn't, I keep not paying it.
- I need a new co-host in a month.
So he's eating a giant cookie.
- I guess those are candy bars on top
but they just look like poop.
Oh, he's scooping it.
This looks like one of those things
that sounds good on paper but you regret instantly.
- I mean I wouldn't mind eating a cookie.
- He looks like he's kinda suffering a little bit.
- 17 minutes.
- Wait a minute, there's still cookie on that platter.
Hey man, finish your plate.
We'll let it slide this time.
350 packs of Pops Rocks.
- Pops Rocks? Play back.
- Pops Rocks.
- Cut him in 4K.
- I'm going, I'm leaving.
- It's fine, I'll react to the Pops Rocks.
What a guess, Matt Stonie's punishing himself again.
- This looks like
it could actually hurt. - Oh, wait, wait, wait.
- Oh my gosh.
- Shut up, I'm listening to rocks pop.
- I thought it was a great idea
but I didn't anticipate it tasting so bad.
- It tasted bad?
Who would've thought.
- 72 ounce of steak in under three minutes.
- Why does this look like security cam footage?
The quality's so low res, it's so saturated
and the fact that she's eating a plate of meat
with her hands, she's like argh.
Yo, that's a big calzone.
- Yo, nice shirt though.
- I was about to say, he had to flex the Supreme shirt.
People who flex their nice shirts are dumb.
- Agreed.
- People.
This is just gross, I could never eat that much.
- It looks good, that's good if you ate a few bites, but-
- Okay, this is two bros though,
do you think me and you could?
- I would just like to hang out with you once.
I'm kinda gonna put Chris on blast.
I'm been trying - All right.
- To watch anime with this man,
I wanted to play Yu-Gi-Oh with him.
Every time I wanna hang out with Chris,
he's always busy.
Flame him in the comment.
- I have a child.
- I want bro time.
- Yeah, Dan is a suspiciously good swallower.
- That's what she said.
- He just said he's a suspiciously good swallower.
Is that what they say in professional eating?
- Yeah, I mean he is good at swallowing.
That's like, - Ah!
- That's a lot of food going down his throat,
you have to be good at swallowing.
- All right, 100 dollar KFC menu challenge.
- Wow.
- 12,000 calories?
- Yo, I miss eating KFC, I haven't ate there
in like a long time.
You know what?
That's what we can do as boys, let's go to KFC.
- I'm on keto, dog.
- Oh.
- I gotta keep the carbs low.
Waa.
This video's hard for me.
- I gotta keep my carbs low.
I have stable energy.
Wait a minute, I just realized we're this deep
in the video and there's been no Epic Meal Time.
Pop up a clip of Epic Meal Time?
- 15 Big Macs please.
- Excuse me?
- 15 Big Macs please.
- All right, much better, let's continue.
- Isn't this Epic Meal Time?
- Is it?
Oh. - I was like,
what are you doing? - Oh, yeah, no, perfect,
leave this in, there we go, I got my Epic Meal Time.
- Oh no. - What?
- I hate that cheese, it is not real cheese, it's not good.
It's this again, who's this guy?
- I don't know this guy, is this Matt Chestnut?
- I think this is Joey Stoney.
There's just no way he's gonna eat
that many Big Macs.
- You can tell I'm slowing down a little bit.
- Oh really? - He's sweating.
- I couldn't tell you were slowing down, in fact.
- He looks like he just got out of a shower.
There's no way a human should eat that many Big Macs.
- He did the same thing
when he was in the challenge with us.
- Yeah.
Oh he's saved the lettuce for last.
- Is it 'cause he doesn't like lettuce
or was it strategic?
- Strategic, everything's strategic with Joey Salad.
I mean. - And he just said,
did you just say Joey Salads?
All right, that's a great place to end,
thank you for watching, goodbye.