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Got rabies?
If you do, get outside and give it to other people.
Wait, your dad is a virgin?
Hey Stephanie, smell this and tell me the scent.
Vinegar?
True!
Somethings burning...
My eye! My eye's about to water!
It's turkey day, and you're getting served centipede baloney.
Let's have a beer and moan
in the back of my barber's old treehouse.
Uh-oh, pee-pee leg.
I believe the weenies sold over at 21st St. Market contain a bit of moose feces and a hint of revenge.
Heeeeegfhhh
Why does your kid answer to Jabba?
You got beautiful teeth
Thank you.
Are they brittle?
You're a nice dog, yeah
He a Labrador?
Take me into your home and let's squeeze together.
You got a booger
I know.
A booger
I know I do.
It's snazzy.
The hamster garden has 72 unmentionable carcasses.
Aaahhhhgh!
Yeah, I thought I should try some.
[eating noises]
No, it needs ketchup, it's already gruesome!
Wait, is this rotten?
Oh yeah, I bet you it is
Rottener than anything I could imagine
Syphilis
The cosmic sailors brace us for a second world.
Our benevolent space brothers are here.
Bad wind
I need restroom.
You got the same haircut as a fetus!
It's the snot in your nose and the talons on your toes.
The potato duchess just sobs in her robe.
Every day I want the luck of a hefty liquor rejuvenation
I hear Tom's been living in his older friend's Corolla.
How disappointing.
See a lot of our dear space friends have come here on wheels of illumination.
It's just that the humans don't know how they're speaking.
May I ask if you're a witch?
Paprika!
How about I take you to dinner?
Yes queen!
I bet you're pleased I drank my prune and pineapple juice.
I remember Bennigan the Cow
And I remember Nicky the Chicken
Boy were they tasty!
I shaved my bush!
Wait
This, how about this?
Am I enough loud?
Spectangle, spectangle.
My brain formed a log for the first time!
I don't want you to kick this wooden kid.
The wooden kid could harm his wooden leg, so little boy be careful.
I'm gonna do it!
I mean you can have the heroine, I want the pizza!
My doctor is here, so I'll say "squeak squawk".
Squeak Squawk!
You got a weird face
like a dog butt
Heeeeeee
Wait a minute, I need the good banjo.
Mr. President where are you going?
Hey I said I gotta get the good banjo, get ready.
I want to fight an ankylosaurus.
Hey, the baby appletoads!
I got hairy legs that turn
that, that, that
that turn blonde in the sun
And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool
and rub my leg down
so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again
Oh no, y'all are really bad girls.
Chirataqua
I want my band name to be the best I can be
Choose your favorites.
The Meat Socks
Pumpkin Golfers
Freak Ladder
Shower Doody
Squeal Stains
Highway Omen
Nut Dart
Your Girlfriend's Jacket
The Day-Old Dirt Clods
Slut Toast
We laid this cloth down in the forest next to a wolf --
[CAT SCREECH]
Dang it!
You are a bad kitty, Wayne!
No, you aren't bad, I want to talk.
Just come back so I can talk to my child.
You know, we celebrate that Elvis had such a big throat.
Yet the food that went down it
I want you to touch me so I can sense something
Hoooghh
And now they're putting the feathers on dinosaurs and that's a big problem for me.
Where are all the destitute billionaires?!
The peanut's a mystery
Do you like my cheetah tattoo?
Mm-hmm
Waterfall!
I like to keep ammonia in my pool.
I think I might have got a whiff of Drakkar.
My sweet lovers,
I'm seriously upset.
I don't want this brown in my crack!
You're not wooden.
No
So I will not forage you for wood then.
I excrete something wonderful.
I bleed suspense and lunch meat.
Rocqui! Rocqui!
Hobbyhorse!
We're out of selenium?
This carpet is old!
Hey you seen my lover's license?
HYAAAAGHHH
The death star?
Do you like scabs?
This finger gets hot in front of a real stinky Pete!
And you're in the finger zone!
Hghyeghhh
Get off your phone and breed, breed, breed!
Flow flow flow!
Your veins are already pulsing!
By the way, what do you think about these?
Hey, where'd you go!
This is reindeer.
Reindeer is tasty.
Say -
What did I?
What I just say?
Just then?
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