(phone ringing)
- Good morning Charles.
- Good morning.
You look nice today.
- Oh, thank you.
You know, I think so, too.
- What do you mean, you think you look good today?
- Yeah, I just feel like it all came together today,
like I got sleep, my hair looks good,
just like loving this new dress.
- You sound really full of yourself today.
- I'm just liking the way I look for one day, you know.
- That is a pretty self-obsessed thing to say,
don't you think?
- I feel like you're sort of just making a big deal-
- I'm not making a big deal out of this.
I'm calm right now, okay?
You need to calm down.
- Totally calm.
- You are not calm.
I'm calm.
You're freaking out.
I'm calm, you're freaking out.
- I've never been this-
- Calm.
Calm down.
I just don't want everybody to be talking about you.
- You're the one who said I look good today.
- When did I say that?
- You said it a minute ago.
- Okay.
Okay.
I'm just ... I'm going to make some copies, alright?
Just leave me alone while I make my copies.
- I've just done this a lot this week, if you press-
- I got this!
You know, I don't want to make a copy anymore.
I don't need anymore copies!
No copies for me!
I'm out, okay?
And, you know what?
On a scale of one to ten, your'e not even a one.
You're, like, a negative one.
Okay?
- I'm not a negative one.
- [Charles] You're a negative one.
- I'm objectively not a negative one.
- [Charles] You're a negative one.
- No one thinks that.
Okay.
- Novelty floor mats.
- What?
That's crazy.
- Good morning.
- Hey guys.
- Hey.
- Are you here for a meeting with Janice?
- Yes.
I'm applying for the account manager promotion.
- You'd be so good at that.
- Oh, thank you.
You know, I think so, too.
- Why?
- Sarah? No, no, no, no.
- Why did you say that?
- Oh my gosh.
- Sarah?
How could you accept a compliment?
You almost killed us both.
- I'm so sorry.
- Sarah? She hates herself.
- I didn't mean to do anything.
- Tell her you hate yourself.
- Are you ready Allie?
- Yes.
(cries of agony)
- We're so excited you're interested in the position.
- Oh, thank you.
Yeah I'm really looking forward to it.
- And by the way, I love that blazer.
I have the same one.
- Oh, thank you.
I love ... I know you're just saying that.
This jacket is ugly, and I'm hideous and disgusting,
and I'm fat, and I'm not smart.
I'm dumb, and I deserve to die alone.
- I'm sorry Alice, but this job is going
to require somebody with a little more confidence.
- Of course it does.