- You said that if you came that you probably would
number one, you wouldn't be sleeping.
- Yes. - And you may have had
too much to drink, and I said--
- I went--I went to bed at 6:30.
- Oh, you did sleep? - Yeah, for like four hours.
- Oh. - Sorry, guys.
- No. [laughter]
I'm surprised you slept at all.
- I've had to put a lot of makeup on my face to not look
red.
- You do not look like you were up till that hour.
Did you go to all the parties, or what'd you do?
- I went--do you know what? I actually--
'cause it's been such a ridiculous night...
- I mean. - I--I am--I didn't want to go
to any of the kind of celebrity parties.
- Mm-hmm. - So, I decided--I got--
I went to my label's house in the hills.
And I flew my mum and my dad and my little sisters out,
and we all had some In-N-Out.
[laughter]
And that's what we did.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, man.
Well, I was watching,
and we just couldn't have been more excited for you.
- Thank you, thank you. - Portia and I were so excited
to see you win. And I mean, four of 'em.
- I know. It's ridiculous.
They're so heavy, as well.
- They are.
- It's unreal.
I genuinely didn't think this was gonna happen.
It's incredible.
I keep spontaneous-- spontaneously crying.
- Yeah. - I started crying
in the shower this morning like,
"Oh, my God."
- I mean, 'cause it's happened so quickly, right?
- Yeah, yeah. - I mean, like a year ago,
we really didn't know who you were.
- Yeah, and I went--I know.
I went to the Grammys last year and I did the red carpet,
and no one knew who I was.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's very-- it's all very weird.
My life's changed.
- Yeah, well, now it's really changed.
I mean, already you have so many fans.
But here's what I loved about you.
I loved when you said--when you went up the second time,
you said, "I forgot to say that I tried so many different things
"to make it. I tried to lose weight,
"I tried to be what I thought I was supposed to be.
And I didn't become successful until I became myself."
- Yeah.
- And I loved that you said that.
- Thank you. - Because that's a good message.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
[cheers and applause]
I feel...I feel...
I feel like the most beautiful thing about this whole thing
is that I haven't played a character.
Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.
- I'm going on stage, I didn't rehearse
anything that I said last night.
I just walked on stage, and it was just a genuine response.
And I'm proud of that.
- And that's why people respond to you.
Because you are truly authentic. You are...
- Thank you. - And it--and really,
it isn't our job to block who we're supposed to be.
- Mm, very true. - That's--we're--
- And many people do, and it's sad.
- Yeah. - So I just--yeah.
- And I loved that you also thanked the man
that broke your heart.
- Yes. - Because you won four Grammys.
[cheers and applause]
- Yes. Thank you.
I planned that one.
- Yeah. - I planned that one.
- Well, of course you do.
You're like, that's what anyone has their heart broken,
you're like, "Oh, I'll show them."
- It's just-- I just find it funny, you know,
such a sad record and such a sad experience
has turned out to be a very happy one.
- Yep, but I think that's the way it is in life.
I think most of us learn, unfortunately,
most of our lessons through some of the hardest times
that we go through. - Completely.
- We remember them more than--well,
you'll remember last night. - Yeah, yeah, definitely.
- That's a good one.
So, this guy that broke your heart...
He knows who he is, right?
- He does. - He does?
- Yes. - And--but now, do you have--
are you dating someone?
- I'm not. I was recently,
but I...and I split up with him about three weeks ago.
I couldn't bring out "In the Lonely Hour"
and go to the Grammys with someone, you know.
I had to be lonely for the Grammys.
- I see. I see.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
Well now, I'm sure-- and you have to be careful
because people are going to be all over you,
and you have to--you have to know that they want you
for the right reasons.
- Yes, very true.
- That's the only hard thing about--
- And I've just got to make sure
my next boyfriend can polish my Grammys for me.
- I see.
[laughter]
Wow.
Oh, you've changed already.
- I'm joking. I've changed.
- You said that if you won album of the year,
you were gonna hand it over to Beyonce.
- Yes. - So...
- That was a lie. I was...
[laughter]
- You would have kept that?
- I was joking. - Yeah.
- It's English sarcasm. - Yeah.
I think we talked about--
because we gave you the toilet brush cleaner.
- Yes. - Like a gold toilet brush
cleaner because-- - Which is in my house.
- You were actually--is it? - Yes.
- Because you, really, you were, like, cleaning toilets not--
- Yeah, it was a bar back,
so I had to, like, clean glasses,
and every 20 minutes I had to clean peoples' crap.
- Right. - Can I say that on TV?
- Yes, you can. - Okay.
- You need to sleep, number one, so I got you something.
I got you a onesie, so you can put this on.
- Aw, amazing. - And...
- Oh, my God.
[cheers and applause]
- And... - Oh, my God.
- Yep.
[applause]
- That's amazing.
The diamonds.
- Yes. - That's incredible.
- Yeah. All right.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- And you need-- you need to keep them somewhere.
This is--we made you something
to be able to put your Grammys in.
- No way.
Oh, Ellen.
[cheers and applause]
Oh, my gosh.
That's incredible.
- Yep. Come see from the...
- Oh. - I think my entire house
is gonna be stuff I give you.
- That's the most beautiful thing.
- Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Right?
- Oh, my gosh.
[cheers and applause]
Thank you. Thank you so much.