-Real quick -- obviously as I've announced,
we're gonna have a second child. It's gonna be a son.
Dad, what do you think? Two? Keep going? Stop?
-My philosophy was two hands, two kids.
-That's it? -That was it.
-If you can't handle more...
-No. That was the most I could handle.
-Okay, gotcha.
I think you did a really good job.
-I thought so, too. [ Laughter ]
-All right, guys, we cleared the air,
but there was something --
I want to say it was about 10 years ago now
that was a genuine clearing the air
that sort of happened at a dinner
where it was just the four of us.
First, let's talk about Petey the Rabbit.
Who would like to explain what kind of rabbit Petey was?
-Well, it was Poshy's rabbit, so he should start.
-Petey was a girl, but my father had a pet -- not a pet --
-A stuffed animal.
-Rabbit named Petey when he was growing up,
and he talked about it a lot, which was weird.
-Yes. [ Laughter ]
-So I got a rabbit, and I named her Petey.
And rabbits smell terribly.
-Yeah. -In their little hutches.
So we kept her in a hutch in the garage.
We'd bring her out and she'd bounce around the house
and always try to run away
'cause that's what she wanted to do.
But I loved her. -Yeah.
So how old were you on the fateful day?
-I don't -- I don't know.
-I think -- I think maybe 7. And he was 9.
-Okay. -You were 9.
-Yeah, something like that.
-So what happened was, Poshy came upstairs and he said,
"Petey's in the cutest position.
You've got to come down and see him."
So I went down.
And the position was rigor mortis.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-Hold that.
This was the position.
[ Laughter ]
-So, this one, this one says to Seth, "Take Seth away and..."
-I can tell you.
He says to me, "I feel weird around dead things."
-Right. And he thinks you're fine with it.
-Yeah.
-Because you would touch anything.
-That's true, but...
I feel like you were encouraging me to be a serial killer.
Because you said, "I'm weird with dead things.
You have to go bury Petey." Again, I was 9.
-Right.
And they don't call New Hampshire
The Granite State for nothing.
-And it was the winter. -And it was January,
and it was about 20 below zero.
-Also, so, Josh was crying.
You guys gave me a shoe box and told me to go bury Petey.
Based on the rigor mortis,
there was no way of getting Petey's legs into the box.
-That's a technicality. -Technicality.
-But first, before we know any of that,
there's a rock that you put down as a headstone,
and we go out and we have a ceremony.
-Yes. So, I say --
I say Petey is buried, I put a rock, a headstone, we come out.
-And it was like in like a trail where we would always sled,
and we'd always have to build up a snow bank
so we didn't go over Petey's grave.
And Mom would walk by it.
And then we're at this dinner and you're like...
-Yeah, like 15 years later,
and we're drinking, we're having a fun time,
we're laughing about the past.
And I say, "Hey, guys, do you want to hear something funny?
I didn't bury Petey.
I threw Petey in the garbage." [ Laughter ]
-This is a real dagger.
-It was so -- I thought everybody
would burst out laughing and nobody did at all.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, it was daggers.
-It was daggers, yeah.
-Oh, there was -- Yeah.
-You couldn't get the shovel into the ground.
-No, that was the thing.
I was 9 years old, it was freezing,
and I couldn't get any dirt up, and all I could think was
all Petey ever wanted to do was run away.
The worst thing to do would be bury her on the property.
-That is true.
-I put her in a truck, and I said, "Go, Petey."
[ Laughter ]
-But I thought about this for 20 years
when I had to go from one point to another.
I would have to walk around that rock.
And I've felt so stupid.
I didn't feel stupid asking you to bury it
when you were 9 years old
in frozen granite ground in New Hampshire.
But I did feel stupid walking around that rock
for 20 years.
-Well, thank you, guys, for forgiving me for that.
Hey, to Petey. Drink to Petey.