(Explosive laughter)
Sorry, (laughing) I just remembered we're eating burgers
The ads are always like, burgers like bouncing around on fire.
And you're like "Ohh this is" - like real man boner nonsense
Like, look at all this meat and fire
It's a burger! What a surprise!
look, it's pretty substantial like... ew
Jesus, you're making me not want to eat it now
There's so much shite in this I don't like.
Don't touch my flaps.
Just open the flaps and put your shit in mine...
Put yours in mine & I'll eat yours
Jesus.
Now it's just the meat and bread like... like it shoulda been
Mm!
They're really tasty
This is what I'm talking about: Meat, bread, yes.
I think I've been way harsh on Burger King in the past.
Ouah, this cow was not a happy cow. That's how you know it's good meat.
Lads, we've (laughing) found
the most Pathetic Gherkin in the world
This looks lovely
This is looking good and then boom no no no
but I'll eat it anyway.
Smells like peanuts.
Why is there **** god - where am I getting that smell from?
It smells like nothing. It doesn't smell at all.
I like it.
Yeah.
You know it's not real chicken though, it.... look at it, inside
Yeah there's something a bit... ominous about that.
Just whatever way it's formed. So it definitely formed.
One time I was eating and there was a big chewy bit in it [gags]
Oh, yeah, it started bringing back memories actually now.
They make a chicken milkshake
I don't wanna swallow it now
Go on, swallow! You have to...
Oh, please!
That's so disappointing,
[laughing] I'm actually really depressed!
God damn it, Oisín, why're you getting us excited? This looks so sad.
What the hell, it's like they threw a rasher on a burger.
For all you Americans: we call bacon 'rashers'
[Off-screen] Why do you call them rashers?
Because... they're... rashy
Not even a hashbrown, nothing, to give it a bit of...texture
This is exactly what I wanted: meat and bread.
This is really depressing, guys
Oh, god...it's just tougher
Oh, it's so tough, yeah
Pfft. This is what you want! Ahh!
I have to say, McDonalds....
What?
What I'm saying is this burger is going to make me be celibate
cause I don't want the fear of somebody presenting me this in the morning
It's for a child. It would fill no woman or no man.
I want this to have no bacon in it or a bun and be pancakes
That was really good, probably my favorite so far
I just gagged! [laughing]
Yeah.
Oh God, he's fingering the bun again.
And what is this? This is like... there's like some kind of ... is that cheese?!
Are you cheese?
Mmm! [surprised eating sounds]
[squish]
[both] Ohhhhhh
The sounds!
That was the anti-ASMR
It's okay. Yeah, it's fine. Um..
Oh my God, you don't like anything!
Hey!
What is it?
It's a mini apple pie
God it is hot, you can feel it! The core, the core
it's very ****ing hot!
Well, I just blew on it
and then a little bit ended up on my finger and it burnt my finger.
It's burning me, but I have to keep going cause it's so nice
Oh, it's good. It's hot, but it's good.
The pastry here is exact same as McDonald's Apple Pies
which are also tasty, but also contain lava
It's kind of like a little game trying to eat it: you try not to make your mouth touch anything
Put it in your pocket
"Oh, I'm getting a bit hungry. AHH!"
"Oh, I'm getting a bit cold. Ooo!"
I don't think I've ever eaten Burger King when it's been bright out.
I don't think I've ever eaten, like, Burger King when I'm sober.
So, this was your last day? Your last recording?
Will we sing a little song for Oisín?
♪ The last time we will have Oisin with us! ♪
Yes, thanks. It's the last time I'll ever be doing a video in Facts.
Thank God, says I!
Hah!
"Thank God, says I"