- [Pear] Hey, hey! What's up guys?
This is Pear, the most extreme gamer of all time!
And I'm back and I'm gonna play
Five Nights at Freddy's 3.
That's right! This is the third series in the game series.
And I'm totally not gonna get scare this time.
Cuz I'm extreme gamer and I'm extremely not scared.
So, we're just gonna dive right in,
and I haven't played this game before.
I have played the first two games,
And I wouldn't say that (phone rings)
I got terrified or anything,
but you know there are some jump scares,
and I got creeped out maybe a little bit but,
- [Phone Guy] Hey, hey! - [Pear] Here we go!
- [Phone] Glad you came back for another night!
I promise it'll be a lot more interesting this time.
- [Pear] All right!
- [Phone] We found some great new relics
over the weekend. - [Pear] Nice!
- [Phone] And we're out tracking
down a new lead, right now.
So, uh lemme just update real quick,
then you can get to work.
- [Pear] All right, all right!
- [Phone] Like, the attraction opens
in like, a week, so we had to make sure everything works,
and nothing catches on fire!
- [Pear] Well, well yeah we definitely don't want stuff
to catch on fire.
- [Phone] At the opposite end of the building,
and work their way towards you, then past you
and out the exit.
Uh yeah, you've officially become a part of the attraction.
- [Pear] That's not really funny, dude!
But that's okay, because I'm extreme gamer.
- [Phone] So not only will you be monitoring the people
on the cameras as they pass through, you know,
to make sure no one steals anything
or makes out in the corner,
- [Pear] Ah! Kissy, kissy face!
- [Phone] It'll make it feel really authentic I think.
Now let me tell you about what's new.
- [Pear] What's new is I'm not gonna get scare this time!
- [Phone] Always nice, and a Foxy head!
Which we think to be authentic!
Then again it might just be another crappy cosplay,
- [Pear] Yeah, it's just... What was that?
Oh, okay, I see.
- [Phone] So watch the fingers.
Right now the place is basically just, you know,
flashing lights, spooky props.
I honestly thought we would have more by now.
if we don't have something really cool by next week,
we may have to suit you up in a furry suit, (laughs)
- [Pear] (laughs) I'm not going to do it, dude!
You're not going to make me do it!
- [Phone] But, you know, like I said, we're trying
to track down a good lead right now.
Some guy who helped design one of the buildings says
there was, like, an extra room that got boarded up--
- [Pear] Whoa, strobe light!
That's where the party happens in that room!
- [Phone] See what we can find.
The most important thing you want
to watch for
- [Pear] Is being extreme! - [Phone] is the ventilation.
- [Pear] Oh, the ventilation.
- [Phone] Look, this place will give you the spooks, man.
And if you let that ventilation go offline,
- [Pear] Did you say it's going to give me the poops?
- [Phone] Then you'll start seeing some crazy stuff, man.
Keep that air flowin'.
Okay, keep an eye on things,
and we'll try to have something new for ya tomorrow night.
- [Pear] All right!
Sounds good bro, bro!
Okay, so here we are.
We're in Five Nights at Freddy's 3.
I'm totally ruling it so far!
Look it's already 5 a.m. on the first night!
I might get through the first night
without even any sort of interactions
from any creepy dudes!
Which, that's fine with me!
Cuz I'm extreme, and they wouldn't scare me anyway!
(bell rings) See? Told ya!
I'm good! (children cheer)
Oh, I thought that was a scream.
Those kids scream. They're happy!
(soundtrack glitches) What's happening?
What's this?
What? Did I break the game?
(soft music box tune) Mangle's Quest?
What's happening?
What is this?
Oh, I move?
What? Okay!
Oh, I found part of my body!
Oh, there I found the other part of my body!
What is happening?
I don't understand!
Oh, what's this?
Oh, I got an arm!
And a worm with a face on it!
Is that what that is?
A worm? And we're going into the exit.
What the, what just?
(soundtrack glitches) What just happened?
I don't even understand what happened!
(phone rings) - Oh, hey, bro, bro!
(phone rings) Givy calls, yo!
(phone rings) What you got?
Leave a message!
- [Phone] Hey man, okay, I have some awesome news for you!
- [Pear] What is it?
- [Phone] First of all,
we found some vintage audio training cassettes!
Dude, these are like prehistoric!
- [Pear] I don't care!
- [Phone] I think they were like training tapes
for like, other employees or something like that.
- [Pear] Oh dude, why are you telling me these things?
- [Phone] The speakers
as people walk through the attraction.
- [Pear] Okay, I'm just going to keep looking
at the cameras.
- [Phone] Dude, that makes this feel legit, man.
- [Pear] (excited utterance) Oh okay!
That one was there before.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm totally not scared.
- [Phone] We found one, A REAL one!
Uh-oh-uh gotta go man!
Uh well, well look, it's in there somewhere.
I'm sure you'll see it.
Okay, I'll leave you
with some of this great audio that I found!
- [Pear] All right, I really don't-- (utters nervously)
- [Tape] Uh, hello! Hello, hello!
- [Pear] (utters nervously) Okay, okay, it's fine, fine!
Fine, fine, fine, fine! (laughs maniacally) Extreme gamer!
Extreme gamer! I'm extreme!
I'm not scared!
I'm totally not scared!
Sometimes you gotta remind yourself
that you're an extreme gamer!
So, ah man! (shouts excitedly)
Okay, it's the same shot that we had before,
so it's all good.
It's all good in the neighborhood.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying guys?
Hah, yeah! Okay.
- [Tape] accidents/injuries/death/irreparable and grotesque
maiming can occur. - [Pear] (babbles)
Death and destruction?
That's my second name.
That's my middle name.
Pear Death and Destruction Pear.
Okay, why is there creepy drawings?
- [Tape] Making sure the animatronics stay
where the children are
for maximum entertainment/crowd-pleasing value.
- [Pear] Dude, I don't wanna hear you talking anymore!
I don't wanna hear you talking!
- [Tape] The hand crank provided by the manufacturer--
- [Pear] You tell me things
that I don't really appreciate you telling me.
- [Tape] The animatronic parts around the sides of the suit
- [Pear] (babbles nervously) Telling me things
about destruction and the screaming
and the yelling and the gnashing of the teeth
and the dying! - [Tape] We will cover this--
- [Pear] I don't appreciate it!
- [Tape] In tomorrow's session--
- [Pear] How are you still talking?
- [Tape] Remember to smile;
you are the face of Freddy--
- [Pear] It's fine, it's fine!
Extreme gamer right here!
Okay, he's done talking.
We're just playing (screams)
Okay, that's the same shot
that was the previous couple times.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm not, definitely not freaked out at all.
So, how you guys doing today?
You doing pretty good?
I'm doing excellent!
I'm not freaked out at all.
And not at Five Nights at Freddy's.
(screams)
Oh okay! Same shot!
Same shot as it's been the last five times.
You know sometimes it (screams)
See? There's something in my eye!
And it makes me think
that there's screaming mimis.
And, I'm definitely not scared!
So, I'm totally fine!
It's only 2 a.m.
I mean it's only 2 a.m.!
It's gonna be fine!
We're gonna survive this night,
and it's gonna be good!
We're gonna beat Five Nights at Freddy's.
It's gonna be fancy Freddy's after I'm done!
Because it won't be fearful, it'll be fancy!
(screams loudly) (laughs maniacally)
- [Annoying Orange] What's going on?
Pear, where are you going?
- [Pear] God, never again!
- [Annoying] Pear, come back! - [Pear] No!
- [Annoying] Pear, it's Five Nights at Freddy's 3!
You're not dead yet!
- [Pear] I don't care!
I'm never playing again!
- [Annoying] See, the game is still going!
Come back! - [Pear] No!
- [Annoying] Come back! - [Pear] Never!
(upbeat electronic music) - [Annoying] Dude,
you're a real hit! (laughs)
Okay, I gotta feeling something good's coming!
Something good's coming!
Whoa! I knew it!
I could feel it in my bones!
Or my pulpy innards.
My pulpy innards (laughs) I can feel it! (laughs)