A little housewarming.
To new beginnings.
Thanks.
Uh...
Actually, I gave this to you for your wedding.
This model?
No, this exact one.
[sighing] I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry.
It's okay. I hope you like it.
I love it. Thank you.
This place is unbelievable.
You like it? How could you still be depressed?
This is probably the best thing that's ever happened to us.
Us? Yeah, us.
Do not get selfish on me here, okay?
Now stay with me. You put a bar in over there, right?
Couple la-z-boys to fill it out, definitely a smarter couch.
You could put a hot tub anywhere.
Max, can you earmuff it for me?
We're gonna get so much ass here,
It's gonna be sick. I'm talking crazy, boy-band ass.
That sounds like a lot of fun, but...
I need a little time to get my life back together.
We need to throw a big kick-ass party
To start things off. Absolutely.
Break it in a little, meet the neighbors.
Come on, mitch. You know what I'm talking about.
Break it in. Stop!
The real estate guy was really adamant about not having...
I don't think you realize what a huge opportunity
This is for you.
Girls love a guy who's in your particular situation.
What situation?
Mitch, you're on the rebound.
You're like an injured fawn nursed back to health,
Who's finally gonna be rereleased into the wilderness.
[glass breaking]
Sorry. [baby crying]
Please be careful. I'm sorry. You okay?
Don't say sorry to me, say it to the baby.
You upset him. I'm sorry, baby.
It's okay. It happens.
We should go tropical with this thing.
Like sand from wall to wall. I know a great sand guy.
We'll get it at price. Sand in here?
Or foam, whatever. Something in here.
Frank, you understand what I'm talking about?
Absolutely. I'm good either way.
Just need to run it by marissa.
I'm messing with you guys!
It's a joke! Not funny.
Now the baby's upset. [baby crying]