- You bring me all these
foreign men with foreign personalities,
you know, it's like,
oh, five men?
I'm freaking
excited!
- [Woman] You ready?
- Girl, let's do this.
(upbeat music)
- I'll be your sandwich.
- Oh, no.
Papi, papi, you're trouble.
Papi, papi, my credit score is disappearing.
(laughing)
- Uh,
mm.
(gasps)
Ooh!
Jesus, Jesus, hallelujah, God, holy God.
- Yes!
I feel like with him, like, he's teaching me how to cook
in, like, his private kitchen, right,
and I got the white apron on
and he has his hands over me as we, like,
chop fucking vegetables.
Y'all.
Why y'all bringing all the zaddies out right now?
Like, Jesus Christ.
- Wow!
I feel like we had a vacation together (claps)
we went on a vacation, we ran away together.
- What's your credit score, honey?
I bet it's excelente!
See, this is the kinda, this is the one you marry.
The first one wasn't the one you marry,
this is the one you marry and have kids with.
- Mm-hmm.
Goodbye, my love. - Ciao.
- Ciao!
(crying)
(laughs)
- Mm!
Mm-hmm.
Ooh.
Wow, he just came in like a poet off the street,
I saw I was in the streets of Colombia.
A young girl in the world and then he came like a poet,
like a rapper, and spoke sweet nothings in my ear,
hallelujah!
- Wow, God!
This is, this is God's gift to me.
- Sing it to me, papi.
Ooh!
Ah!
Wow!
(singing in Spanish)
- Call the police, I died.
(laughing)
I died here because the boy band, they sound like angels.
They're all trouble.
Oh my Go--
you are all so beautiful!
(laughing) Oh my, you're tr-
(laughing) trouble.
Oh my God!
- [Woman] And who was your favorite?
Oh, you was thirsty, girl!
- Oh, God, I'm so scared, I don't wanna open my eyes!
Okay.
Oh my God!
Wait, I usually know which country's which.
Holy shit.
Are you Peru?
(speaks Spanish)
He's so pretty!
(laughing)
Baby, baby, we'll break up later.
- Oh, no problem! - We'll break up later.
- I'll see you guys.
(laughing)
(upbeat music)