So what you're saying is
This is the worst WTF ever!
Do you love your cat?
You better -_-
Is your cat a little bit evil?
What? Not even a least bit
Do you also like unicorns?
What the hell is a unicorn?
If you answered yes to any one of these three questions, I've got just the product for you!
It's cat nip right?
Introducing the 'Evil cat horn', where you can turn your cat into an evil unicorn
What?
Step 1: Inflate the horn
Stay the hell away from me!!
Step 2: Grab your loving cat
Don't do this, you can't do this to me!
Step 3: Secure the unicorn horn to your cat's head with the two elastic bands
Like this....
Someone help me......brother help me
This might work if your cat has ears
My cat doesn't
Cats love it!
This is literally the worst
He's licking himself in a very stressed out manner
Fortunately it works for dogs too
Spudgy!
Come here Spudgy, yeah you go boy
Noooooooooo!
Repeat steps 1 to 3 but this time with a happy dog on your lap
Let's do it ugly one
What the......
Be free little one!
God dammit
Stay...stay...ok...tuck it over your ears like that
See you have ears unlike your brother
And voila! Now you have a dog evil cat unicorn
*Music*
Subtitles by MariposaNudrath