High School Musical Gotta Go My Own Way Alarm Tone Swells
Ugh, I groaned with my best caveman impression.
Not this again.
Another day being plain old
16 years young me: Armadillo Balenciaga Autumn Breeze.
Life was hard.
My parents abandoned me and died before I was born.
Mustering up all the courage left in my
lanky, poor bones I trudged towards the mirror, my eyes wavering at the mousy
girl in the reflection. Peeping out under the glints of a wavy
strawberry blonde curtain stared back aquamarine orbs. The rich cerulean
marbled with gold like the crash of swirling oceans. The two beads dotted on
a moonstone, pallid #FFFFFF canvas.
God, I was so ordinary.
Sighing, I
gathered my hair into a loose, messy bun and glided towards the front door before
setting off to my favorite vintage local coffee shop -
Starbucks.
Hi it's Divya G
what does the G stand for? The G stands for geek girl meets bad boy next
door in a complicated crazy romance because today we are gonna be
redesigning our own Wattpad fanfiction. Because you have stories of all kind on
Wattpad today we're talking about my favorite genre:
♫Usher Yeah Man♫ Fan fiction.
So subscribe so that you
can be updated for next time where I write my own Wattpad fanfiction and it
will be the trashiest most rubbish cliche filled story that you will ever
read
but let's go! I think it'll be interesting if we look at what's
trending on the fan fiction section and all I see is BTS Wow
back when I was young it used to be like Harry Styles, Liam and
Lucas? Jack? Whatever the hell, anyway, let's be real and it was always about
Harry. Anyway let's look at the covers for inspiration. Really, not much has
changed. Like the titles for these novels are always inspiring it takes a lot of
creativity to come up with these which you know I applaud like- *laughs*
It's just a picture of Jungkook and
it says VIBR-oh I don't understand. But anyway, I'm not teaching you how to write
a Wattpad novel today that's for a separate video but we're here to talk
about how to make a cover. The questionable covers. There's actually
some cute covers on Wattpad but we're not here for cute - we're here for trash.
first we need to channel our 2012 tumblr selves the ones that used to tweet about
ovaries exploding and weird medical issues of a similar matter. I was never an
avid Wattpad reader to be honest but there was a period in year nine where like the
entire class read this one Wattpad story I think it was called a bet gone wrong I
don't know if any of you guys have read that but anyway the background doesn't
matter at all but color palette? Hmmm.
White.
You want shirtless men with blocky abs
that resemble an ice cube tray. In my cover I'm having not one not DEUX but
TRES men because everyone (and I mean everyone) is in love with poor girl
Armadildo Balenciaga Autumn Breeze. You even- even- her initials just a bunch of ABs. I
was looking at this and I was thinking he is not naked enough!!!!!!!!!!! we're trying to
make this cover more dramatic than the fault in our stars crossed with
EastEnders crossed with Ru Paul's Drag Race crossed crossed with the
Kardashians crossed with the Jeffery stars entire career.
Okay the key
with wattpad stories is more is better. *Inception boom* The more filters? The better. *Boom* The more
textures? The better.
*Boom* Fog.
*Boom* Transparency.
*Boom* Lightning.
*Boom* Thunder.
*Boom* Tornado in the
background. *Boom* sharks.
it'll be better if the men aren't even proportionate but
they're like skewed too skinny. To be honest I'm just being extra here and trying to
match their white faces to their white bodies but you don't even have to do
that to be honest the more out of place it looks and the more amateur your
editing the better. *Romantic music* Starring the new boy in town Baker boy best friend next door
who has always been in love with Armadillo but she just doesn't know it
Jal Moon played by Harry Styles.
The jal is short for Jalebi.
And the new boy in school
Hunter Onyx Tarragon fan cast Jungkook UWU. And the professor that makes everything
oh so complicated.
It's Steve played by Gordon Ramsay. Our
Armadillo really is gonna be the idiot in this man sandwich.
*hacking cough* Oh God
I'm just cause cuz are the men on these covers I just- just too hot
whoa oh my god out oh my god I just had the greatest idea for the greatest
Wattpad like story fan fiction of all time okay- let's- okay here is the concept
okay so the girl is 16 (clearly) and they're at a high school (obviously) but
there is a foreign exchange going around okay it's set in like a weird country
somewhere like France (sure) and the foreign exchange student is the entire
NCT unit there's like 50 of them in there right and every single one of the
members falls in love with our main character and forget love triangles forget
love hexagons. A love matrix it is a maze
this love story is about to be more complicated and more tangled and more
messy than my hair in the mornings that I'm trying to brush it out but I can't
get rid of the hair bands in my hair without cutting off a big chunk of my
hair and this honestly happens every day I just try and be cute and have like
space buns but my hair is just my hair's telling me no anyway where where what
was the point of the story Wow I should keep my mouth shut because
I'm just giving out the krabby patty formula for free or for the greatest wattpad
love story to ever exist I- don't steal my idea huh. I thought this was
just supposed to be about covers but you know when inspiration strikes a genius
For titles we need something absurd, something dramatic. I asked my friend Maliha and she
titled this "My boyfriend's teacher is the father of my quintuplets"
but I thought NOPE. we go one step further
my boyfriend's teacher is the father of my octuplets and here are some
alternative suggestions for your own wattpad story: kidnapped by my
gynecologist Namjoom.
Harry Styles is my midwife.
stolen
by my son who is my IVF twin. Logically that can never happen but we're not
about logic - we're about drama. in terms of font choice the more
different styles of fonts the better because if your characters aren't
diverse at least your font selection is. Awww.
Like those really grim handwritten skinny
fonts that like bakeries companies now somehow use so you know what I'm talking
about the types of fonts that emulate and embody bright ukulele music. I ended up
saving it but I remember - WAIT! no one can have brown eyes okay? no one.
and if
they're brown they have to be dark roasted organic coffee like aged
and fine mahogany or my favorite description chocolate. Bonus points if
you have a light background and your main characters end up blending
into the background. But anyway this is it here is the cover honestly I'm just
tingling inside just thinking about how his tongue is gonna ask for entrance and
OH spoilers Wow true fans thank you so much
for watching until the end so yeah if you want to discuss business or book
covers my details will be in the description below or if you just want to
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okay thank you I will never pass for a perfect bride or a perfect when will my
reflection show Who I am anyway it's not even in focus
Oh
hello
hello is that Olivia in the background I'm in the middle of filming a video
DUN DUN DUN This is like you know all YouTuber are like "oh my god, why won't they stop calling me"
"I have so many friends" this is like I didn't expect it to actually happen oh yeah I wait let me
put it on speaker okay
Olivia:hey Divya can I ask you a question? it's very important.
okay yes
Olivia: I can't breathe.
Olivia: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SON?!