YOU KNOW, FOLKS, AS YOU KNOW, TRUMP OFFICIALLY KICKED OFF HIS
2020 CAMPAIGN TUESDAY IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA.
HIS SPEECH WAS A RAMBLING HASH OF WARMED-OVER 2016 ROADKILL,
AND THE MEDIA HAD ONE CONSISTENT CRITICISM.
>> IN MANY WAYS, IT IS AS IF PRESIDENT TRUMP'S 2016 CAMPAIGN
NEVER ENDED.
>> THERE WERE A LOT OF THE SAME MESSAGES, SAME THEMES, SAME
TARGETS AS 2016.
>> THE HATS WERE THE SAME.
THE CAMPAIGN SLOGAN WAS THE SAME.
THE PLAYLIST WAS VIRTUALLY THE SAME.
>> IT WAS A REPEAT OF 2016.
>> STEPHEN: A REPEAT OF 2016.
REMEMBER HOW SHOCKING IT WAS WHEN WE THOUGHT WE KNEW WHO WAS
GOING TO WIN, AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE "MOONLIGHT" INSTEAD OF
"LA-LA LAND?" ( LAUGHTER )
IT WAS A FUN YEAR.
I KNOW TRUMP DISMISSES ANY CRITICISM FROM THE MEDIA AS
"FAKE NEWS," WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE OUR OWN IN-HOUSE NEWS TEAM,
REAL NEWS TONIGHT.
JIM ANCHORTON AND JILL NEWS LADY DEDICATED TO GIVING THE
PRESIDENT THE KIND OF NEWS HE WANTS TO HEAR ON THE TV.
AND SINCE OUR REPORTERS, JIM ANCHORTON AND JILL NEWSLADY, ARE
SUCH HUGE FANS OF TRUMP, WE SENT THEM TO ORLANDO AND THEY FILED
THIS STORY THAT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE.
>> HELLO AND WELCOME TO A SPECIAL ON-LOCATIONO VERSION OF
REAL NEWS TONIGHT, I'M JIM ANCHORTON.
>> I'M JILL NEWS LADY.
I WISH YOU COULD FEEL THE EXCITEMENT.
>> Stephen: STILL MANY MORE HOURS BEFORE HE ARRIVES BUT WE
WISH YOU COULD BE HERE TO FEEL THE EXCITEMENT.
EXCITED?
>> DAMN RIGHT.
BEST PRESIDENT WE'RE EVER HAD.
>> HELL, YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO DO THE REAL NEWS.
A LOT OF FAKE NEWS OUT THERE.
>> OH, YOU FOX?
NO, REAL NEWS.
HEARD OF BROADCASTING?
WE'RE NARROW CASTING.
>> DAMN RIGHT.
OH, SORRY.
>> NO, YOU CAN SAY THAT, WE ONLY ERR ON GAS PUMPS, SO OKAY.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS CHANCES ARE.
>> I BELIEVE IT'S OVER 50%.
I DON'T BELIEVE THE POLLS.
>> DO YOU TRUST THE NEWS MEDIA?
OF COURSE NOT.
'NEATH DOOR I.
I HATE MYSELF.
>> YOU EXCITED ABOUT TRUMP'S SECOND TERM?
>> HELL, YEAH!
SECOND TERM!
WHOO!
THIRD TERM!
WHOO!
FOURTH TERM!
WHOO!
FIFTH TERM!
WHOO!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CHANT, HEY HEY, HOA, HOA, LOCK
UP HILLARY CLINTON?
>> I LOVE IT.
SO IN.
HEY, HEY, HOA, HOA, LOCK UP HILLARY CLINTON!
HEY, HEY, HOA, HOA, HILLARY CLINTON SHOULD BE ARRESTED!
>> HELP!
HELP!
>> KEEP WALKING, BUDDY.
IF THE RUSSIANS AFFECTED OUR ELECTION THEN HOW THE TRUMP THE
PRESIDENT?
>> DAMN STRAIGHT.
BUT BECAME THE PRESIDENT ANYWAY, SO THE RUSSIANS OUGHT TO
BE COMPLETELY RETARDED IF THEY HELPED HIM BUT HE STILL LOST THE
POPULAR VOTE.
>> THE ONLY REASON HE WON WAS OUR ELECTORAL COLLEGE SYSTEM.
>> NEITHER OF YOU GENTLEMEN HAS BROUGHT UP HILLARY CLINTON'S
E-MAILS.
WHY AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON?
BOO!
>> BLAME THIS RAIN ON IRAN.
ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT SHIRTS FOR YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I'LL LOOK AT ANYTHING.
FORTY-FIFTH PRESIDENT IS GREATER THAN 16 YEAR?
>> HE'S THE 45th PRESIDENT.
OH, 16th PRESIDENT.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE 16t 16th PRESIDENT IS?
>> I'D FEEL PRETTY STUPID WITH THE GRAPHIC ON THERE IF I
ANSWERED WRONG.
IT WAS WASHINGTON.
>> YEAH.
HOW YOU DOING?
THE FIRST REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT, ABRAHAM LINCOLN,
ATTENDING A REPUBLICAN RALLY SUPPORTING THE PRESIDENTIAL
NOMINEE FOR A SECOND TERM, THE HONORABLE MR. PRESIDENT DONALD
TRUMP.
>> YOU THINK IVANKA TRUMP IS REALLY HOT, RIGHT?
>> I DON'T LOOK AT IVANKA TRUMP.
YOU'RE ON STAGE YOU HAVE TO ANSWER HONESTLY.
>> I DON'T LOOK AT HER AS A FEMALE, I LOOK AT HER AS THE
PRESIDENT'S WIFE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> WHAT'S UP, BROS?
IF YOU COULD CHOOSE TO BE WITH TRUMP TONIGHT INSTEAD OF
YOUR HUSBAND AND BE TRUMP'S NOT EVEN WIFE, LET'S JUST SAY SIDE
PIECE, WOULD YOU TAKE THAT DEAL?
>> YES, ABSOLUTELY.
WHO WOULDN'T.
>> IF I GOT WORK DONE, DO YOU THINK I STAND A CHANCE AT BEING
TRUMP'S FOURTH WIFE?
>> IF YOU GOT A LOT OF PLASTIC SURGERY?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WOULD PROBABLY INCREASE YOUR CHANCES A LITTLE BIT.
>> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
AMERICA IS FOR EVERYBODY, RIGHT?
>> CORRECT, YES, SIR.
EXCEPT FOR THE MEXICANS, RIGHT?
>> NO, THERE'S NO EXCEPT FOR NOBODY.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE AFRICAN-AMERICAN, MEXICAN,
CAUCASIAN, IT'S -- >> YOU'RE VERY P.C. FOR A GUY
BORN IN THE 1800s.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT P.C. STANDS FOR, SIR.
>> PRETTY CUTE.
?
WELL, THANK YOU, SIR.
>> COUPLE OF LITTLE QUESTIONS.
DID YOU GUYS READ THE MUELLER REPORT?
>> A LITTLE BIT OF IT.
NO, I DID NOT.
WHY DO YOU THINK ROBERT MUELLER IS SUCH A LITTLE BITCH?
>> I CALL HIM A PUTZ, THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU.
>> WE LEFT OUR STUFF WITH COAT CHECK AND WENT INSIDE.
>> IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!
N A FEW MINUTES TRUMP IS GOING TO BE SPEAKING ON THAT
STAGE RIGHT THERE.
AAAHHH!
♪ ♪
>> HERE HE COMES!
HERE HE COMES!
>> GOOD EVENING, ORLANDO!
MELANIA IS TALKING RIGHT NOW.
HE TRULY LOVES THIS COUNTRY AND WILL CONTINUE TO WORK ON
YOUR BEHALF.
>> SHE'S REAL.
IF WE HAVE ABOUT THREE OR FOUR EMPTY SEATS, THE FAKE NEWS
WILL SAY, HEADLINES, HE DIDN'T FILL UP THE ARENA, YOU KNOW.
NOT AN EMPTY SEAT IN THE HOUSE!
( APPLAUSE ) BY THE WAY, THAT IS A LOT OF
FAKE NEWS BACK THERE.
( BOOING ) >> OUR ECONOMY IS THE ENVY OF
THE WORLD, PERHAPS THE GREATEST ECONOMY WE'VE HAD IN THE HISTORY
OF OUR COUNTRY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT
AGAIN!
♪ ♪
♪ >> FOR REAL NEWS TODAY I'M JILL
NEWS LADY.
>> AND I'M JIM ANCHORTON.
WE SAW OUR HERO!
>> I KNOW!
>> Stephen: THANKS, GUYS!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUSSELL CROWE!