and just like (bleep) get our "Lord of the Rings" on?
Oh, yes, girl. I think I just--
I'm channeling just "The Call of the Wild."
I love people who are from the South.
Yes. I feel like you have your own Southern energy.
And I know you hate New York.
Ooh, with a passion, girl! Do you think
you'll ever move back to the South though?
Maybe in my, you know... my older years.
Maybe I'll move, you know, back to Miami or back to Atlanta.
What was it like growing up in Georgia?
The best part about growing up in Atlanta
is that like, you know, you'd see Black cops,
you'd see, you know, Black lawyers
like on the billboards. Yeah.
And like, you know, nice clothes, not nice clothes.
Like you would just see Black people everywhere
just living their lives. Yeah, yeah.
And I think for me it was weird when I would go other places
and be like, hmm... where your Black people at?
Like that was the thing that struck me about L.A.
when I got there. I was like, uh, where...
where the... where the Negroes?
Yeah. Like that's what I was very confused about.
So I think we should start with axe throwing
because I've done that before and I got a bull's-eye a couple of times.
Oh! So I feel confident about that.
She's confident. She's living.
Where these axes at? Where we going?
Let's go in here. Okay. This isn't murdery at all.
Okay, so one of the best teachers
at Gotham Archery, in my opinion,
is Cliffton, so we're gonna bring him in here.
Hello. Oh, hello, friend.
Oh, my God. Hi, Cliff! How's it going?
So what, I just throw this and don't kill her?
Is that kind of the point? Yeah.
I mean we're gonna set it up in a way
that there's gonna be no deaths, but, yeah. Okay, great.
So where should I-- I should be over here?
(Phoebe) I have done this before and I was really good.
I was like Jason Mamoa good. I don't--
I don't-- ohh! Yeah.
So you can be there. Yup.
Just gonna raise the arm over the head.
Whoa.
Straight down. Oh, my God.
Not the whole back. So...
The whole back?
(laughing) Come back.
This is stressful!
Okay, usually I do it with two hands.
Okay, so if you're gonna do it with two hands... Okay.
...I'm gonna say, put your toes
in front of the-- behind the orange line. Okay.
Oh, shit. (Dulcé) Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
You gave up at the end. Do it again.
You know what, I'm gonna try and believe in myself.
I just wanna get it on camera
so people will believe me that I was good.
(sighs) Damn it.
Yeah! See? Yeah! Yeah!
Ungh! That's what I was saying!
Confident! Ugh!
(grunting)
Oh, my God. That made a mess.
Why is she picking these axes up?
Because I am an independent woman.
(bleep) that. You on TV.
This your shit. Clifford, come get these damn axes, man.
Okay, your turn. All right, let's see.
I'm rooting for you.
All right.
(gasps) Hey, look at that.
That was so good! I did it!
Come on.
I need more axes. Clifford!
Let me focus on this really weird skill.
(laughing)
When did you start getting into axe throwing?
Well, one, now.
Uh, two, when it went in the wall.
But you did archery on a date though.
I did archery, but we didn't do the axe throwing.
Yeah. How was it doing archery on a date?
Was it like-- It was cute.
And I-- I was definitely better than him.
Uh-oh. And I feel like he felt a little bit affected by it.
Oh, no. But also he was like,
"Oh, it's so great that you like doing a good job."
And I was like... (clicks tongue)
Hey, boy, you lie to yourself,
but don't lie to me. (laughter)
Okay, what are you like as a girlfriend?
What I am as a girlfriend? I'm nice.
I cook. I'm too nice as a girlfriend.
Really? I'm too nice.
Are you like so sweet like,
hey, honey-bunny boo-boo bear?
Tone that back a little bit. Oh, you don't do that?
I love cooking. I love hanging out.
Yeah. I love just like being.
Like the physical touch is like I think
one of my love languages.
All of those nice things. I'm very Southern.
Also, I don't touch doors when I'm on a date.
I'm allergic to them. What is--
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? I don't touch doors.
I don't touch doors. I open doors.
Who cares? Girl, it's COVID!
We can't touch no doors! Let him get it!
So you want your date to get COVID?
He can wash his hands. What I'm saying is,
is open a door. That's all I'm saying.
Okay, okay. It doesn't-- I don't--
I don't need all that. So you're very traditional.
In some ways, yes. And then other--
What's a way that you're not traditional,
like as a person? Uh...
What's a way that I'm not traditional?
Um, I think men and women should be paid equally.