Oh my God
It's...*screams* yeah it's kicked in
Hello everyone it is Joe Sugg here and yes it is the return
of Dare Sugg
what are we on now, Dare Sugg 5?
Dare Sugg 5, I'm surprised I'm still alive
and that rhymed
So original source have this campaign at the moment called pack more in
and it made me think, I should be packing more in
I should be packing in more fun, packing in more creativity into my videos, packing in more laughs
packing in more fear
and it made me think, what can I pack in in this video
So today, I ThatcherJoe...am gonna pack more dares in
That's right. I'm doing way more dares than I usually do in this video
because... why not?
You guys love it, I'm doing it for myself, I'm doing it for you, and I'm doing it for original source
Thanks guys... thanks a lot
Let's just get on with it shall we
Oh God it's big as well here we go
Oh Jesus
Why is it wet?
It's sweating, a sweaty pineapple
Bon appetit everyone
I actually just can't, I just can't bite into it
Ah my jaw!
Yes!
It just doesn't taste like the Caribbean
It's like eating Caspar Lee's head
*choking*
Now the thing is right, I actually practised this, uh, a few weeks ago for Oli's channel, cuz apparently it's "impossible"
Well guess what
I've been practising since then, so this is gonna be a piece of cake
or piece of-piece of hand, cuz I'm gonna eat it like I would cake
No, made me gag, that's it I can't do it
Oli
Oli: Hey man how's it going
Quick one, um, are you busy?
Oli: uh...y-yeah I'm a bit busy today I've got meetings, I've gotta go pick up my brother from the station
Okay, um, it's just that I need someone to come round and pie me in the face
Oli: oh, mate, I'll be over as soon as possible
Sweet
My mouth was open!
This is the first of one of the classic dares that I did back in the day
if you can't remember me doing this the last time here you go, there's a clip
3...2...1..
Down the hatch!
That just brought back so many painful...
Ooh
That bit's quite..
Ah, no!
I can instantly feel that's, like, that's not settled well
Okay, obviously I'm gonna go head towards my facebook
Newquay '08...fun times
I think I was, like, 15 here
Let's go, let's go back, Zante? No.
They're too rude, this is a family-family show
Okay I think I found it, right this picture right here
is, uh, me in Newquay '09
Look at those shorts!
That's what makes it worse
The fact that, one, I'm on a surfboard and I'm not even in the sea
Because I was way too scared to go in the sea and it was freezing cold, but I still wanted to look cool
Oh...my...God
Well, about 3 hours later, um, we have a bath full of original source shower gel
It says on here tingle factor
I think this is gonna be a bit more than tingle factor...it's gonna melt my balls off
3...2...1..
Oh my God it's so slippery on the bottom
Oh no no no no
Oh my God
Yeah it's kicked in!
It's kicked in!
It's so minty
I'm feeling very cold, it's gone from warm to freezing
This is really bad, it feels so weird
I'm gonna have to get out, I'm gonna have to get out, it's too much
Oh it's really slippery
Oh my God
It's getting worse now that I'm out, it's getting worse
Do your worst Oli
Just.. oh, shall we just hold it
I swear my sister's got a dress that looks just like this
Oli: Zoe, you're a fashion icon
Oh who suggested this? It's not on
I look like a plane
That's enough, that's enough Oli that's enough
That's enough no seriously that's...
I am wrapping paper boy!
Here we go
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Do you know what, I feel like I haven't actually listened to Red Hot Chili Peppers since the last time I did this
I wonder why
Here we go
I'm on the drums
It's hit me!
Can't stop addicted to the shindig
I'm doing backing vocals
Oh I can see all the seeds
Next one
Throw away your television
That's the only words I knew from that one
By the way I tried to say I can't breathe
Go! Go!
Go!
Oli: Joe...are you sure this is a good idea?
Oli: On your marks...
Oli: Get set...
Oli: Go!
Oli: Are you okay?
That was so much fun
Thing is this is bigger than my mouth
If I can't fit my fist in my mouth then I'm obviously not gonna be able to fit many slices of lemon in am I
I'm not a bottle of original source shower gel am I
I reckon I can get about 4 in my mouth and that's it. Right...
One lemon slice
Three lemon slices
There we go, four, done!
Well, we're packing more dares in! So, bring it on!
Let's, let's do it
I hate you
Now this one's a little bit awkward because genuinely the last film that I watched, no word of a lie
Was 50 shades of Grey on, uh, on Netflix last night
Oli?
Oli: No, I'm not doing that
I've got to, it's a dare!
Oli: I'm not doing that!
Oli come on!
Oli: Joe! I am not doing that!
Oli, I, just get in bed!
Oli: No! I am not doing that!
You have to it's a dare!
Alfie Deyes
30 seconds that's way too long, what can I sing opera about with Alfie
Alfie Deyes
Has a dog called Alan
and a girlfriend
Oh here we go
Right, we meet again old friend
We meet again
This feels good, this feels good, oh yeah
I feel like if I went skiing like this, no one would ever see me
Like camouflage
Here we go!
Well, there we go
And, oh, my phone's going off and I can't...oh it's important as well
Bloody hell
What am I gonna do, my phone's, my phone's ringing
Cheese
Take your screenshots now everyone
Sweet, done, got it? Got it? Cool.
I can't even, I can't even like turn the camera off or do anything, I'm stuck
Right so there you go that was Dare Sugg 5, I hope you enjoyed it, if you did give it a thumbs up
Massive shoutout to original source for making me pack more dares in, I love you guys so much
So frickin much
Make sure you subscribe if you haven't already and you're new around here and I will see you next week with another Sugg Sunday Special
Cheers, goodbye