Hit it in man.
Hit it in- you can't.
You're garbage.
Look at this, I'm going to give him the perfect opportunity.
[Mockingly] Oh no, I missed guys.
Oops I mi-
Oh, fuck.
Aww look, you missed.
Ohhh
I guess you guys
suck dick.
And I'm good.
Shit.
Aww shit.
No no no no no
ok no no no
Ya garbage you'll never get it in.
Oh look at that beautiful shot.
LOSER!
YOU LO-
Defense all day baybee
Ya can't get it past me.
Cummon you go-
WHAT
[Coughing, other players cheering]
No, NO SHUT UP!
SHUT UP That's not-
Fool me once, shame on you.
Right? But fool me twice...
What the fuck.
[Beckoning horns]
Cr1tikal: "The coolmaster hears his call."
"He has been beckoned."
Dyrus: "How often do you guys play this game?"
Dunkey: This is my first time.
Dyrus: "Wow."
Leahbee: "Nonononono." Cr1tikal: "Oh fuck."
Cr1tikal: "Oh Yes!" Leahbee: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Dunkey: You guys play this too much man.
They're too good at this.
Dyrus: "I wonder if I can just kill people."
[Ominous ambiance]
Leahbee: "You can kill."
Cr1tikal: "Use me like a cue ball in pool"
Dunkey: Get in there!
Get up in there! Cr1tikal: Little off target...
Dunkey: Ooh I got this- Boom!
Off the thing, off the guy!
Dunkey: Watch I can even get a better one. Watch th-
Oh god. Good bye guys, goodbye.
Leahbee: I'm gonna come get you.
[Chainsaw engine]
[Dunkey screaming]
Dunkey: [mockingly] It's only a game bruv.
Cr1tikal : "That's what's going to keep him out of the rocket league professional league.
"That attitude right there."
[Laughter]
"Wait, they have a- where's their bot?"
Dunkey: See the guy at the top of the leader board?
[Laughter]
Set me up!
Set me up for the big STROMBOLI!
OOH, MY GAWD!
That'sa goal!
Baby get outta da way!
Only I know how to do this one!
Oh my gawd!
Looks like Cinderella won't be getting to the ball!
Fucking piece of shit.
"Woah, I have a Portal cake"
Dunkey: Take that off right now.
"The cake is too top heavy, that's not going to work for a newer player"
"Oh ok."
Dunkey: Pass it to me, I'm open!
C'mon, I'm wide open over here! Pass it up here!
Leahbee: Ew, Jason ordered Papa John's...
Dunkey: What?! Leahbee: And he told me it was actually good.
Dunkey: It is good!
Dyrus: Papa John's is pretty good.
Dunkey: Everybody loves Papa John's.
Leah: Aww it's so gross, you guys tasted like Lunchable pizza.
Dunkey: Lunchables is good.
Dyrus: "The garlic, the bread-sticks and the garlic"
"You know what, I'm gonna order some right now."
Leah: "It tastes like sugar and ... fake cheese."
[Dunkey and Dyrus]: Better ingredients, better people,
Dunkey: Papa Johns, exactly.
Dunkey: Better pepperoni? Better crust?
Pizza Hut.
Better wings? Better soda?
Domino's
Better-
Little Caesars
Don't even cook the pizza?
Don't even deliver the pizza?
Papa Murphy's
What the hell!?
Bullshit!
I did all that!
Where did you even-
*ding*
Are you kidding me!
Oh my- no, play the clip.
"I sexually identify as a gay vampire"
It's about time they gave me this.
Leah: *excited gasp*
I got that. I go-
Oh my goodness, over the entire world.
That'sa goal!
I think what he said was that-
That'sa goooooal!
Ohh that's gonna be another goal!
Ya big dumb dumb.
Munchy: "TURNYOURMICOFFYOUFAGOHMYGOD"
Ten seconds to go, we're down by one.
Set me up!
"I'm setting you up!"
I'M SETTIN' YOU UP!"
[Dissapointment]
Good job team, we won.
"You switched last second."
I win.
Sky: "I'm really bad at the game though."
Dunkey: Better be good.
"What?" "You better be good."
Sky : "God I hate this game, this is so ... for boys."
"Ah, everyone agreed."
"I wanna date..."
"Jason"
Dunkey: I wanna date...
Leah!
Sky: "NOOO!"
Sky: "NOOOO!"
Dunkey: I pick ... Leah.
Leah: "Aww!"
Ohh you got this one sky, you got this.
"Oh, OH"
"OHHHHHHHHH"
Sky: "WHAT"
Dunkey: I pick... Leah! Leah: Aww nice goal babe.
Leah: *Laughing*
Sky: "Oh my gaaawd."
Oh I'm helping by... yeah.
"I feel like I never have control of anything I do."
"Umm"
"You should see a therapist, I think."
Leah: "Look they got a goal for us"
Dunkey: I did it!
Leah: "You did it baby!"
Sky: "What!"
"You literally didn't touch it for like four years!"
I pick...
Leah!
"I think I was actually the last person to touch that ball"
Sky: "That's not even the poi- That's not even the rules!"