(upbeat music)
- [Announcer] It's The Marshmallow Show!
(Marshmallow laughs)
- Hey everyone!
You're watching the only talk show
hosted by a marshmallow!
What are you doing with your lives?
Just kidding.
Hey, what's new, Shroomy?
- My car broke down so I gotta buy a new one.
- You need a new car?
Well, why don't you take one of my Lamborghinis?
- Um, okay.
- What on Earth are you talking about, Marshmallow?
How many Lamborghinis do you have?
- I dunno, 20 or so.
- What?
- Yup! I won the lottery last week,
and I got a bunch of Lamborghinis delivered to my house!
They're really cluttering up the driveway.
Do you want one of them, Joe?
- Um, yes... please.
- Yay! This is great!
- Marshmallow, you do understand that Lamborghinis
are very, very expensive cars, right?
- I don't understand the concept of money.
What I do know is that I love making other people happy!
Are you guys happy to have new Lamborghinis?
- Yeah buddy!
- Uh huh, absolutely!
- Then I'm happy too! Yay!
Now, let's bring on our guest,
and see if we can't get rid of another Lamborghini!
Everybody with hands, please give a round of applause
for YouTube celebrity Mikey Bolts!
- Hey guys, what's going on?
- Tell us a bit about your YouTube channel, Mikey Bolts!
- I do things like vlogs, music videos, impressions.
- Ooh! Impressions! Can we hear one?
- Oh, I dunno--
[as Stewie Griffin] Hey what's going on?
Hi, I'm Stewie Griffin from Family Guy.
- Yay! That's amazing!
I do some Family Guy characters too!
Tell me what you think!
Hi, I'm Peter Griffin from Family Guy!
I'm a human, and I have a funny accent! Yay!
- Woo-Hoo.
- Hi, I'm Quagmire, giggity giggity giggity. Yay!
- I'm so glad you like them.
You think I've got what it takes?
- You got somethin'.
- Thank you so much!
Now, let's get down to business.
First question: where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
- Uganda.
- Never heard of it.
Now, you have three seconds to give me a word
that rhymes with "marshmallow"! Go!
- Farflellow.
- That's the correct answer!
You win a Lamborghini!
- That's amazing, I've always wanted a Lamborghini!
- And now you have it.
Your life is all downhill from this point on.
Yay, rapid fire question time!
What's your favorite word?
- Loofa.
- What does this ink blot look like to you?
- Orange soda.
- If you could be invisible for one day,
what prank would you pull?
- I would grab a stick and start poking random people.
They'd think a floating stick was poking them.
- I like that one!
I'm gonna steal that one in case I ever
learn how to be invisible.
Now, say five nice things about me,
and I'll say five nice things about you!
- You never give up, you persevere,
you're sweet, your voice is high pitched,
and your mom loves you.
- Aw, thank you!
One: I think you're funny.
Two: I like your baseball cap.
Three: I think it's great that no one
can determine your gender,
just like me.
- I don't agree with that.
- Four: Your mom loves you,
and five: You seem like the type of person
who's parachuted off of a rainbow.
- I haven't done that once in my life.
- Yay!
Now let's talk about things you like, Mikey!
- I like clam chowder in bread bowls,
number two pencils,
and women named Margaret.
- Woo! Do you like to dance?
- I am a big fan of the Macarena.
- Well that's good,
because it's time for random dance break, go!
(dance music)
- And stop!
Yay! Thanks so much for coming on the show
and being a sport, Mikey!
Tell us where we can watch you do more funny voices.
- Currently I'm uploading new videos
to my YouTube channel every Tuesday.
MikeyBolts; you can go check that out,
annotation here,
link's in the description,
and yeah, that's pretty much what's going on.
- Yay! Take care, Mikey!
And your new Lamborghini's in the mail!
- Yeah, thanks for having me on,
I had a good time.
- Hey Marshmallow, did you win anything else
besides Lamborghinis in the lottery?
- Sure did! I won an airplane too!
- What the--
- What?
- Yup, it's parked right over there.
You want it?
- Do I want your airplane?
You're asking me if I want your airplane?
- Yup!
- I couldn't possibly take your airplane, Marshmallow.
- No, please, take it.
Here are the airplane and Lamborghini keys.
Yours is the blue one.
- Wow, thank you so much, Marshmallow!
That's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for old Joe!
- That was very nice of you, Marshmallow.
- Well, not really.
I didn't tell Joe about the best thing
I won from the lottery.
- Better than a plane?
What was it?
- Well you see, the Lamborghinis and airplane
all came wrapped in bubble wrap.
And I kept it all.
(audience laughs)
- Marshmallow, that is awesome!
- I know! Shall we?
(dance music)
(bubble wrap popping)
- Best day ever!
- Bye, everybody!
See you next time!
(Mikey improvising as Peter Griffin)
- What was that?
I tried, I try sometimes.
(Mikey improvising as Stewie Griffin)