ILLEGAL VOTING AND THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS BEING DUMPED IN THE DEAD
OF NIGHT.
NEW ZEALAND'S "BIRD OF THE YEAR" COMPETITION HAS BEEN ROCKED WITH
REVELATIONS A SLEW OF FRAUDULENT VOTES STREAMED IN OVERNIGHT FOR
THE LITTLE SPOTTED KIWI, WHICH PUSHED IT INTO AN UNEXPECTED AND
FALSE LEAD.
( TRUMP SPEAKING )
AND UPSET BY THE LYING, CHEATING, ROBBING, STEALING
THAT'S GONE ON WITH OUR ELECTION >> STOP THE STEAL!
STOP THE STEAL!
( TRUMP SPEAKING )
CONVINCE US THAT WE LOST.
WE DIDN'T LOSE.
THEY FOUND A LOT OF BALLOTS IN DEMOCRAT-RUN NESTS.
( BOOING )
OF FRAUD.
WE HAVE A LITTLE VIDEO TO PLAY, PLEASE.
>> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT EVERYBODY VOTE
>> BUT HOW DO YOU VOTE?
>> WHY DON'T YOU COME IN AND SEE,
>> OH, OKAY.
( TRUMP SPEAKING )
STATUS THAT HE DOESN'T DESERVE.
HE'S A FAKE BIRD.
THERE'S A MAN INSIDE OF THE BIRD OUTFIT, OKAY.
IT'S ALL A LIE.
WHICH MEANS I WON "BIRD OF THE YEAR" BY A LOT.
>> IT'S A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.