so i was hanging out with friends when
one of them specifically a guy said i'm
nowhere near where i want to be guess
i'm just a failure no
i was shook i was sad i morphed into a
mama bird and regurgitated my love
straight into his gullet and now i'm
gonna do that for you so listen up baby
bachachos because i'm here to tell all
of you male identifying
exactly what you need to shut up about
number one as evidence shut up when
you're putting yourself down okay stop
talking about my friend that way if
you're about to call yourself a failure
a loser a good for nothing you shut your
face that's sign language for no well i
guess i'm gonna be single forever
because no girl would ever love me no
shut your beautiful masculine mouth with
that because you are lovable
you are worthy your partnership status
does not reflect your inherent shine
peanut and just because a hundred dollar
bill has somehow drifted into the gutter
doesn't make it any less valuable for
the person who finds it and says oh my
god hello benjamin where have you been
all my life i'm just short fat and ugly
no no
listen baby boy i do not want to hear
you bash your banging corporeal form did
i say that right yeah yes because guess
what triple b's it's not about what you
have it's about how you use it take it
from me i've dated many an ugly man men
shorter than me men who resemble a sweet
sweet pillsbury doughboy because here's
a secret women
can overlook attractiveness if your
personality is pristine if you treat me
like a queen and if you have a gigantic
sense of humor it's on obviously like
listen to consent and don't be
misogynistic but ultimately what i'm
saying is you have a chance and look i'm
not saying you should repress any of
these negative feelings or your thoughts
because we're all human and i know
society you know tells men to like push
it down to man up to not express what's
considered weak or girly but what i want
you to do is to stop believing in those
things
to actively work on yourself so that
those phrases don't come out of your
luscious lips and i know being a man in
today's society comes with a lot of
toxic language expectations lack of deep
connection with other males and being a
man probably means you don't get
compliments on your outfit because every
topshop male selection i've seen is
quite small i know that you have to
navigate how to actively not come across
as a creep and to attune to the
ever-changing rules of society and
public spaces and you have to adjust
your balls all the time i cannot fathom
how exhausting it is can you even cross
your legs comfortably i think not and i
pity you in all seriousness i sympathize
i empathize i feel compassion for the
journey that men have laid out before
them and how far they have come
but i will not let you stand in my
presence and insult my friend with these
uncouth untruths so if you're gonna
disparage belittle berate or abuse my
baby boys shut your beautiful face and
its magnificent mouth
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