(upbeat music)
(all yelling)
- (Ronnie) I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
(upbeat music)
- (Mike) Oh my god JWOWW it's you
- What's up guys?
- (Mike) Vinny is probably on his bicycle
- (Vinny) Yerrrr
- (Ronnie) There he is
(Laughing)
- (Mike) What are you eating Pauly?
What is that?
- (Pauly D) We got steak and a potato.
I already had my broccoli, what you got there?
- (Mike) I got a steak and lobster.
Surf and turf
- (Deena) My god. So fancy.
- (JWOWW) I have a diner salad.
I could really use a lobster right now.
- (Vinny) We're all eating like **** $5 meals and
Mike's eating like a gourmet meal
- (Mike) It's been too long guys.
- (Vinny) Who is that?
(Ronnie Laughing)
- (Vinny) Who is that coming in the house?
- (Mike) Who is that?
- (Pauly D) What?
- (Deena) You have a servant?
- (JWOWW) Who is that?
- (Ronnie) Who's that?
- (Vinny) Someone just took Pauly's plate.
- (Ronnie) Wait did you say "Babe, give me water"?
- (Vinny) You have a robot
- (Pauly D) During this pandemic, I'm full of surprises.
I grew myself.
I grew a beard and I got a girlfriend.
- (Pauly D's Girlfriend) Hi.
(Screaming)
- (Mike) What the hell!
- (Pauly D's Girlfriend) Hi
- (Vinny) What the hell?
- (Mike) Damn!
- (Deena) Aww.
- (Vinny) I know her. She was on my baby shower.
(Laughing)
- (Mike) Yo, that is a really big deal right here.
It's a new
- (Ronnie) I can't believe this
- It's a new era.
- (Ronnie) So this makes it official.
- (Pauly D) Officially official official
- (Deena) I never thought I'd see the day
- (Vinny) Wow
2020 is officially the craziest year ever.
Pauly has an actual boo.
- (Mike) Wow, Congratulations.
(Clapping)
- Yay
- (Pauly D) I would like you to meet them all in person
- Yeah
- (Vinny) If you met me, I was the one you would like
( All laughing)
- (Pauly D) Nikki and I left Double Shot
with the connection and we rebuild that connection
on Double Shot 2
- He said he loved you so much
- (Pauly D) obviously some sort of something here.
I wasn't expecting this.
- (Nikki) I want to be with you and I want
to make this work.
- (Pauly D) You do.
It's pretty crazy of how my relationship has grown.
I'm saying you're doing the kitchen.
I'll do the eating.
- (Nikki) You only eat it. You don't help me make it
- (Pauly D) Well there is 50% of the relationship, 50:50
- (Deena) Have you been quarantining
the whole time together?
- (Pauly D and Nikki) Yeah.
- (Ronnie) Every night
- (Deena) Oh, I have no idea
- (Pauly D) We haven't killed each other yet.
I've never spent so much time with one person in my life.
- (Mike) Wow. I'm so happy for you guys.
It's really just perfect timing.
Quarantine happened.
And now he's got a girlfriend.
- (JWOWW) When we were allowed,
we should do a proper dinner.
- (Ronnie) Just don't let that girl
give the speech at your wedding
- (Vinny) Oh damn
- (Mike) Whoa
- (Deena) Wow
- (Pauly D) Deena, are you gonna take that?
- (Nikki) Too far
- (Deena) As long as you don't run Pauly over with a car
you're good.
- (Ronnie) Deena! Deena, okay
- (Deena) Love you guys. Miss you.
- (JWOWW) I love you guys.
- (Vinny) All right, love you guys.
- (Mike) I love you guys, peace.
(Laughing)
- (Pauly D) Official.
- (Nikki) I know. That was, that was.. that went well.
- (Pauly D) You met the family
- (Nikki) I know
- (Pauly D) Yeah
(Laughing)
I think it went good though.
- (Nikki) Yeah, it was.
- (Pauly D) This whole quarantine thing has been a
blessing and a curse. It pulled tore away from me,
but it brought me closer together
with my relationship with Nick.
- (Nikki) I feel very honored
and a little spesh
- (Pauly D) Nice
- (Nikki) that you know that everybody knows now.
- (Pauly D) Yeah
- (Nikki) So we can all be cool.
- (Pauly D) Yeah, I've never done this before.
- (Nikki) Really?
- (Pauly D) No.
- (Nikki) Me either.
Hopefully one day we can all be together and just chill.
- (Pauly D) Oh, no. Moving a little bit too fast.
- (Nikki) Just shut up.
- (Ronnie) Nikki's meeting us here?
- (Pauly D) She's coming to the hotel.
I'm gonna go downstairs and grab her
- (Mike) You excited?
- (Pauly D) Yeah. Hello.
- (Nikki) Hi babe.
- (Pauly D) Hi, you here?
- (Nikki) I'm pulling up.
- (Pauly D) Okay. I'm going to come down and grab you
- (Ronnie) If Pauly's smiling, somebody's wife
is coming to town
- (Nikki) I am about to turn around
- (Pauly D) Baby, come on
- (Mike) I have never seen Pauly
like this before. He is blushing.
Pauly's smiling. I am so happy for Pauly
- (Pauly D) She's here
- (Everyone) Somebody's wife is coming to town
- (Pauly D) In the first time in one year
Deena is at the same table as Angelina.
And so I'm happy to see her nervous
about what she's about to walk into
Babe.
- (Nikki) You're wearing pink?
- (Pauly D) Hi baby. You made it. You look pretty
What's that?
- (Nikki) Donuts
- (Pauly D) Oh, they're gonna love that.
Let me show you around, over here.
All these motorcycles going up and down.
There are bikes.
Look at this. This whole spot.
It looks like a vacation, right?
- (Nikki) I know.
It's so nice.
- (Pauly D) So there's dinner, right?
- (Nikki) Yeah.
- (Pauly D) We have a couple of, I guess
trigger words that we can't say. Two of them.
- (Nikki) What?
- (Pauly D) Can't say the word speech.
- (Nikki) Speech.
- (Pauly D) And we can't say the word wedding
- (Nikki) or else?
- (Pauly D) Cause it's going to trigger Deena and Angelina.
- (Nikki) Oh my god
- (Pauly D) So this isn't about the speech.
This isn't about the wedding.
This is about Pauly D and Nikki. This is going to be good
- (Nikki) Okay.
- (Pauly D) Come on.
- (Nikki) Lead the way.
- (Pauly D) Oh, by the way, look what I did the gift shop.
You got a shirt "Hooch"
- (Nikki) What the heck?
- (Deena) It's first time Nikki's meeting me, I feel
like this is a double whammy.
Like I need to look pretty.
- (Vinny) I do want to find like a wifey.
- (Angelina) Now he wants to find a wife because Pauly
- What
- (Angelina) 'Cus Pauly found one
- (Nikki) Hey, this pink looks really good on you.
- (Pauly D) Thanks. Looks good on you too.
- (Nikki) I wonder who told you to get that?
- (Pauly D) My mom
- (Vinny) I have to do what they did in coming to America.
He wanted to find a queen.
- (Ronnie) Yeah
- (Vinny) So he went to Queens
(Laughing)
- (Nikki) Yeah. I could hear them
- (Pauly D) You sure you wanna do this or
you're backing out? You good?
- (Nikki) Let's do this.
(Knocking)
- (Mike) Oh
- (Pauly D) They don't like you.
- (Nikki) Yeah right
Oh, Hey.
- (Vinny) My ex is here
(Laughing)
- (Pauly D) This is my side piece.
This is my main piece
- (Nikki) Hi Vin
- (Vinny) Hi main chick. I am his side piece
- (Nikki) Hi side piece
- (Pauly D) This is Nikki. That's Ronnie
that's Mike, that's Angelina, that's Lauren, that's Deena
- (Nikki) Wait let me hug everybody
- (Lauren) Pauly is in his cute little pink date
night shirt. They're matching and it's cute.
It's like a made to be coupled.
- (Nikki) I brought donuts.
- (Mike) Damn son
- (Pauly D) Mike, come on
- (Mike) Nikki really understand us because she is
actually walking in with a gift of foods right now
that right there is an awesome situation.
- (Lauren) I'm excited. You're here.
- (Nikki) Me too. I'm excited to see everybody.
- (Pauly D) I can't believe
I got my side and my main piece
- (Mike) I gotta take a photo of this.
(Laughing)
I gotta take a photo of this
(Rap Music)
- (Pauly D) What's happening?
The elephant came
To address the elephant in the room.
- (Nikki) Is this just gonna be sitting there
- (Pauly D) Literally don't be an elephant in every room.
- (Mike) We have a little bit of a plan to.
To execute
- (Lauren) So what is your plan?
Because I don't know about your plans anymore
- (Pauly D) We're all going to lunch, right?
Everybody. Okay?
- (Nikki) Yeah.
- (Pauly D) Vinny's gonna pull Angelina's wrist.
Like, Hey, I want to talk to you.
- (Nikki) Okay.
- (Mike) When I give the code word threesome
- (Pauly D) and that happens a safe word is
going to mention "threesome" okay?
- (Mike) And we slowly just get away from the table
- (Pauly D) Then we all get up sort of abruptly
and leave the dinner and leave Deena, leave Jenny
and leave Angelina.
- (Lauren) Where am I going?
- (Mike) You coming with me.
- (Lauren) I know, but where?
- (Mike) we're just walking away from the table.
It's going to be like a funny little bit.
- (Lauren) Okay.
- (Pauly D) So it's going to be an interesting lunch
to say the least.
- (Nikki) Wow.
- (Mike) I'm hungry. Let's go.
- (Lauren) Okay. I'm scared. Let's go.
- (Pauly D) I hope this fixes the problem
- (Lauren) I'm going to go to lunch.
- (Jenny) Sure
- (Nikki) I hope it does not make it 10 times worse
- (Jenny) Some place would be great.
- (Lauren) I know
- (Mike) Yeah, it really was.
- You ready?
- (Angelina) Who the hell know?
- It's just some, I need a day drink.
- (Angelina) some secret
We're going to go to lunch now.
- Yes. I wonder who's gonna be there.
- (Pauly D) So this is the dinner kind of
want this elephant like in the corner judging.
- (Nikki) Okay.
- (Pauly D) We have to put it there
- (Nikki) by the piano?
- (Pauly D) by the piano
- (Nikki) Okay. You don't think they will
- (Pauly D) Sneaky, sneaky.
- (Nikki) You don't kind of want it seen a little bit?
- (Pauly D) No, because then they'll pick up
on it
- (Nikki) Okay
- (Pauly D) and it's like judging.
Now we're all headed to lunch.
And this one's going to be a bit awkward.
This is going to be awesome.
We have a little plan in place to leave these girls alone.
That could be a disaster.
Should we practice the exit?
- (Nikki) He grabs Chris
- (Pauly D) Threesome
- (Nikki) We just head there
- (Pauly D) And I don't know where to go from there
but we'll just be away.
(Upbeat Music)
- (Pauly D) The big redo.
Oh, don't mess this up.
It can't be any worse than their original wedding.
- (Nikki) I ordered some stuff.
- (Pauly D) Oh yeah?
- (Nikki) Yeah. They literally just got here.
So we're going to run downstairs and go set everything up.
Literally everything that we need
for the wedding, flowers, decorations, everything.
So I'm going to go grab it.
- (Pauly D) Okay, party planner.
- (Nikki) I know. You're gonna come with me?
- (Pauly D) Let's do it
- (Nikki) Thank you, babe
- (Pauly D) This is going to be fun
- (Nikki) I know. Vinny's doing the speech.
Is he going to be like funny or you think
- (Pauly D) You know him
- (Vinny) All right, ladies. Time to write my speech.
Opening line, anyone?
You're the dump to my Island.
Just kidding. I'm not going to use your line, Jenny.
I'm going to roast that in you and you're going to love it.
- Get out of my face, you weirdo.
- (Vinny) Hey, what's up?
- (Pauly D) Are you writing a speech?
- (Vinny) Yeah.
- (Pauly D) How's it coming out?
- (Vinny) It's coming out pretty good.
- (Pauly D) Oh yeah
- (Vinny) No, yeah. I'm really putting my heart
and soul into this one.
- (Pauly D) All right. You wanna order babe?
- (Vinny) No, I'm okay.
He was talking to me. He calls me, babe.
- (Nikki) Okay
- (Vinny) He calls you babe
- (Nikki) If it makes you sleep better
at night. Vinny, what are you writing?
- (Vinny) There's an art to this, Nikki.
- (Nikki) Oh yeah? Just don't fuck it up
- (Vinny) I am a standup comedian.
I've done multiple shows.
I'm also a headlining performer at Chippendales.
Oh. And I graduated UCB improv school
okay? even dabbled in some sketch comedy.
So I like to just call
on all my education and use it in this moment.
- (Pauly D) Getting this wedding re-do ready.
The most important thing is to get that speech right
I would just stay away from every single thing
that the girls say
- (Vinny) So not the, your, the period to my
because that's my second joke
- (Pauly D) Not that
- (Vinny) You're the cube to my hangover.
- (Pauly D) Not that
- (Vinny) What?
- (Pauly D) Vinny thinks he got this, but I'm not too sure.
How was the lunch girls all down?
- (Nikki) I mean, I just feel like they don't
they don't even want to touch it since it's all squash now.
- (Jenny) Well, I can guarantee I will
not be giving a speech.
- (Deena) Are you sure that you want us to be there?
- (Nikki) They were like whoa, 10,
but you know who was sitting in the back?
- (Vinny) The point is for everyone to laugh at it.
This is not.
Yeah. It's this is a joke.
- (Nikki) I know
- (Vinny) They should be something they all laugh at.
- (Nikki) Well hope so
- My next job for this is going to be Pauly's
- (Angelina) Pauly's wedding and Nikki
- (Nikki) Guys, lets not freak him out.
- (Pauly D) You can only do the redo.
Can I get a awkward
- (Mike) We didn't come this far just to come this far.
Let's get the **** out of here
- Thanks guys again. I love you all, thank you.
(All Screaming) Wedding Redo!
- (Ronnie) I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
- (Angelina) Goodnight, Vinny
- (Vinny) Goodnight, girl.
- (Angelina) Goodnight. Thank you for
giving me a way tonight.
- What a fun night
- (Angelina) That's your room?
- (Nikki) Yeah. I have to get my bag.
There's donuts if you want.
- (Angelina) Oh my God.
There's is a fruity pebbles.
- (Nikki) Have it!
- (Angelina) I don't wanna get fat
- (Nikki) We're going to die at some point in life.
I'd rather go out with a donut.
- (Angelina) One of the best things about
this trip is getting to know Nikki more.
I'm glad that somebody can hang like this.
She fits right in. It's another girl
I'm sick of just hanging out with the boys.
You know, she's awesome.
- (Nikki) Now my phone is going off.
Look at look at fricking'
These are all my Twitter notifications.
- (Angelina) What are people saying? Go look.
- (Nikki) I'm not looking, it's too much
- (Angelina) Are people saying like "best couple of 2020"
- (Nikki) Let's see.
I'm so happy for you guys.
Nikki and Pauly. Love you.
What? Somebody just said, go to the church
- (Angelina) And get married.
Would you ever do that?
- (Nikki) What?
- (Angelina) Like go to the chaplain, like a lo
- (Nikki) I'm happy how we are.
We're so like getting to know each other.
- (Angelina) How long have you guys been together now?
- (Nikki) Close to a year.
Wow. But it's like
I want it to be in a happy, healthy environment.
- (Angelina) No. Yeah.
I think he's, I think he's open to it, right.
Eventually. I mean he already has a kid.
- (Nikki) Yeah. She's so sweet.
- (Angelina) I feel like, like eventually
down the road he'll be open to having another one.
Honestly. I think there's going to be another baby
on the way. Just saying.