(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)
Detective TomSka and Tanya Bear. Gonna go solve some crime, yeah!
Detective TomSka! There's been a freakin' murder!
Time to crime.
(Music)
(Distance police siren)
(Footsteps running)
(Doorbell ringing)
(Police siren)
Where's the murder?
Well detective, this is a suicide so I don't really know why you're here-
ROOOOOAR!!!
OH GOOGLY MOOGLY WOOGLY!
(The bear rips him apart)
Welp! Looks like this is the end for ooold officer Jones!
The murder appears to have tied this poor man to the ceiling...
(Distant bear mauling)
It's... A code!
(Drawing)
Fascinatsing.
Gah! Help me! Please!
(The bear kills him)
Dammit! There's only one person who can help us solve this crime.
The victim.
(Demonic choir)
AAAAH!!! HELL IS REAL! HELL IS REAL!!! HELL IS-
Detective TomSka and Tanya Bear! Gonna go solve some crime, yeah!
(Music)
GWAAAR!!!
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