Steven: The other day when Cib and I were at the beach...
Steven: ...he accidentally lost his wallet.
Steven: Inside of that wallet was his social security card.
Steven: Why he keeps that in there, I do not know.
Steven: His health insurance card, his debit card, and a couple little personal items, that I don't know...who cares.
Steven: That's right, a firefighter named Captain Weaver found Cib's wallet at the beach.
Steven: I don't know what this day is.
Steven: Cib's car is metal dog trash.
Steven: I asked him why the seatbelt sign was illuminated because clearly we had our seatbelt on...
Steven: ...and he told me that that just means the airbags don't work.
Steven: We made it to the fire station, yet Captain Weaver and his little band of fire fighter brothers...
Steven: ...were nowhere to be found.
Steven: Honestly I think after dealing with this everyday, I am...I am ready to have a kid.
Steven: Lately Cib's been putting short bursts of words together that don't necessarily rhyme...
Steven: ...because he thinks for some reason, this can push his agenda.
Cib: Idle wild idle wild now lets get some fun tonight
Steven: As it turns out, Cib's shitty car is the only agenda we'd be pushing.
Steven: After twenty minutes of fiddling with his car, Cib realized...
Steven: After driving quietly, reflecting on past mistakes, we made it to the firefighter's luncheon, at the cantina...
Steven: ...and good ol' Captain Weaver came through for Cib.
Steven: In celebration of Cib getting his wallet back, we went out for mimosas.
Steven: Cheers to the boys.
Steven: We're just a couple of boys and these are just a couple of mimosas.
Cib: Aahhh
Steven: But our fancy little celebration day wasn't gonna stop there.
Steven: We headed to an exotic car dealership to go shopping for both of our next rides.
Steven: Riveting you child-like freak.
Steven: ...and that's when I ruined Cib's career by leaving this in
Steven: After the car dealership, I went home to edit. Cib went back to his house...
Steven: ...and later in the day we met up again because Cib needed to shoot a video for his own personal channel.
Steven: Currently Cib lives with this guy right here...John.
Steven: You don't see much of him, and that's my choice.
Steven: He's a bad influence on Cib and I find him deplorable down to the very nature of his soul.
Steven: That's when I realized what Cib meant by "it's".
Steven: Cib doesn't fully understand disabled people...
Steven: ...and I think, in a lot of ways, that means that he doesn't understand himself.
[Music playing]
Steven: While shooting Cib's weird, little distasteful video, I heard some disturbing news from John...
Steven: ...news that was going to change everything...
Steven: ...sooner than expected...
Steven: ...news of the house foreclosing.
[Outro] Ooo, NO! THAT WILL-