It is halfway through the show and I
think it's time to shake things up a little bit.
[CLAPPING]
What y'all think?
Y'all like my new hat.
[CLAPPING]
Woo!
Now I want to talk about one of my favorite stars, me!
Here are some of my favorite Kalen Allen moments.
This is easily one of my favorite videos of 2017.
It's a college student in Philadelphia
critiquing cooking videos.
I love this guy so much.
Take a look.
Cool Whip.
Oh that must be for the frosting.
Hold on.
Mayonnaise?
Uh uh.
I know y'all not putting may-
No you're not about to mix this stuff all together.
Oh.
Oh no.
Jesus take the wheel.
From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania please welcome Kalen Allen.
Do you cook, yourself?
Yes I do.
Actually, I make a very mean peach cobbler.
Right.
One thing I don't understand is why people just
put salt and pepper on stuff and just call it a day.
That's not seasoning food.
No.
It's not.
No.
But that's got nothing to do with peach cobbler.
You right.
OK.
So I hear there's one issue you have with LA, and what is that?
OK.
Now look.
I got this hat on today, because underneath this
is a full grown Brillo pad.
OK.
I have not been able to find a barber.
I went on Google last night, trying to find me a barber.
Uh huh.
That haircut was $80 and up.
Listen if I pay $80 for a haircut,
it better come with a warranty.
I'm not paying that.
That's a hot mess dot com.
But you- matter of fact, who cuts Twitch's hair, you know?
Can I afford him?
I'm saying, I got you bro.
OK, but I got to afford him honey because you work here
so I know you probably can't afford the same stuff as me.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, look at Big Bird.
Big Bird be's couture.
Come on Sesame Street, yes.
Honey this would be Big Bird if Big Bird was on Ru Paul's Drag
Race.
OK.
Here come Olaf from Frozen.
A walking shopping bag.
Paper or plastic?
[LAUHGHING]
Uh Uh.
I rebuke it in the name of Jesus honey that looks like Satan.
Satan I rebuke thee.
Uh uh.
Absolutely not.
Send them back, I don't want them.
Hey!
Hey Kalen.
How you doing?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm wonderful baby I'm here with you.
Yeah
There was one outfit that you really liked, do you
remember that one.
Yes I do, was that checkered black and white baby,
that was the look.
Yeah, Christian Cowan right there.
Look at that.
Can you imagine me in that?
I can't imagine you-
[SCREAMING]
Baby can I put this on?
That's Christian Cowan.
[CHEERING]
It was made for you.
Darling thank you.
You look fantastic in it.
Thank you darling.
All right darling.
I'm standing next to Shawn Mendes.
Can I tell you that I was in my dorm room a year
ago eating ramen noodles, and now I'm next to Shawn Mendes.
This is everything you just made my whole entire night.
How are you?
I'm way better now, thank you.
I knew you was from Texas, honey.
Yeah
So I made you something for tonight,
because you going to need it in your dressing room.
I made you some peach cobbler baby.
Damn straight.
Yes I did, honey.
That's what I'm going to be celebrating with.
That'll fit in my bag y'all.
I love it.
Thank-
Thank You!
You just graduated from college.
Yes, indeed.
[CLAPPING]
Honey, the freedom.
Yeah.
Freedom.
Oh, it feels so good.
Yeah, that's a lot of work to study
while you're doing everything else that you're doing for us.
Yes, but now I get to come here every day to the best place
on earth.
Yes!
[CHEERING]
It is the best place on earth.
[LAUGHING]