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- ChelseaBear:
- "My husband doesn't get me flowers for Valentine's Day.
What should I do?"
- If they don't get flowers for you, what's the deal?
It's nothing! It's just nothing.
It's just a stinking pile of flowers.
- Get your husband something,
and then he'll probably start giving you something.
- Just buy them for yourself.
- Buy flowers for yourself.
(laughing) That should suffice.
- ChelseaBear, why don't you try getting him flowers
and see how he reacts to that,
and if he doesn't like receiving flowers,
tell him that you'll take them.
- Go buy your own flowers, and then maybe be like,
"You see? You could've gave me these flowers,
but now I have to buy them.
It's okay. But just next Valentine's Day, buy me flowers."
- Write a note to him and say, "(hushed) Get me flowers
for Valentine's Day!!!"
- Give him some hints before that day approaches.
- Subliminal messages. Just like, I don't know,
put flowers around the house so he sees flowers.
Then on Valentine's Day he's like, "Oh! Flowers!"
- Sometimes you have to tell him.
They're not mind readers
and, as women, we assume they can read our mind.
- Let him know that you would like something for Valentine's Day,
and that you'd really like flowers.
- Don't be mad at him.
He probably has a lot on his mind,
and so just be patient.
And a gentle reminder always helps.
- Earlier on, just hint at it, being like,
"My friend got flowers. How nice is this!"
And then, hopefully, he'll catch up on it.
If he doesn't, you just gotta flat out ask him for some.
- Alex Farrell says:
- "Zoolander 2 or Deadpool--"
I don't know what those are.
"Which should I see and why?"
- I would say just go see them both,
'cause they're both very good.
- I hate to break it to you-- I don't know either/or,
but I think, just from the name, Zoolander 2 sounds pretty cool
and you probably saw Zoolander 1 if you wanted to see it,
so go see the next one.
- Zoolander 2 because "2" means a sequel,
and if there's a sequel, that means the first one was good.
- Zoolander 2.
I've seen the trailer and it sort of looked funny.
But I do like Ben Stiller, so maybe you should go with that choice.
- Is that even a question? Deadpool, all the way.
It's not even-- (groans). Why would you even ask that?
- Definitely Deadpool because Ryan Reynolds-- duh!
- You've gotta go with Deadpool.
I mean, with the greatness of comic book movies nowadays,
and now we're getting the Mouthy Merc,
you've gotta go watch Deadpool.
- Deadpool, obviously.
Zoo-- okay, I guess Zoolander was a good movie,
but sequels are-- mmm, no.
They're always second when it comes to Deadpool.
- I have seen Zoolander 1.
Oh my god.
I hated that movie SO-- I'm sorry.
I couldn't finish it.
Go Deadpool, all the way,
'cause, ugh, Zoolander-- I couldn't take it, man.
- Winter Skye asks:
- "How can I perfect my British accent without going to Britain?"
- YouTube to the rescue.
Just google people with British accents
and just practice, practice, practice.
- Go on YouTube.
Type in "Britian's accent"-- that will probably help you there.
- Watch a lot of British YouTubers, maybe?
- Go watch Downton Abbey
or one of those other British TV shows
and you can definitely perfect it.
- Watch some British movies.
Watch some of the actors that are super stars,
and you'll pick up on it.
- Listen to some British TV programs-- BBC.
And, you know, try imitating what you hear there.
- Start saying your words a little bit weird, like "Bah-nah-nah."
- Start, like, hanging out with British people
and then you could say,
"Hi, can you teach me British?"
- Talk like you're gonna go have tea with the Queen, so like,
"(posh accent) Hello! How are you?"
Oh god, that's so stereotypical-- but just go with that.
- Jericho panganiban asks:
- "Who would you choose, someone you love
or someone who loves you?"
- Oh, that's a good question.
- I would choose, probably, someone who loves me.
Why? 'Cause they love me. And I'm awesome.
- I'll choose somebody that loves me
because I want to be selfish and I want to be loved.
- You're better off choosing someone that loves you
'cause you can learn to love that person.
- There's a song by Crosby, Stills & Nash.
There's a lyric that says, "If you can't be with the one you love,
love the one you're with."
So I'd say someone who loves you.
- The one that you love.
- I think I would choose someone I love,
and hopefully they like me back.
- I would enjoy it a lot more if it was someone who I loved
just because I know my feelings towards them.
- I'm not for all that "you love me and I don't love you."
I need to be happy in my life, and I refuse to be miserable.
So I'm gonna choose the person that I love.
- Don't do either, and find someone that you love
and find someone that loves you.
- Jericho, to have a really strong relationship,
you really need to have both.
Love can't be a one way street.
- See if you can't find someone that feels
the same way about you as you do about them.
- That's a very hard thing, but I think it's nicer to love someone,
as long as they're not being cruel to you or mean to you.
I think the feeling of loving someone is really very special.
- Brent N asks:
- "What's a good prank to play on Valentine's Day?"
- Do you have Valentine's Day and April Fool's Day confused
because I think you're supposed to do something romantic
on Valentine's Day.
- Why would you play a prank on Valentine's Day?
It's supposed to be for love.
- Brent, you 'bout to be single, playing games.
- I have no clue because if you play a prank on your lady,
you may have some big problems.
- I really don't think that's a nice day to play pranks on anybody.
I think people could be really hurt.
- There's never a good prank, but just say,
"Hey, I don't love you any more.
Just kidding! I do love you."
- If you're really looking for something,
you might want to tell your family your girlfriend's pregnant.
I mean, that's kind of romantic?
- Go to the diamond store, get a cheap diamond ring,
and propose to your girlfriend.
I mean, that's a cheap trick, isn't it?
- Ask a person what their favorite gift is,
and if it's a pair of shoes, then say,
"You remember those shoes you really liked?"
Then the person will say, "Yes."
Then you pull out a pear, and you say you got a pear.
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