Delicious!
No no no
I like this a lot
This not how you make green curry haiya
Mr Chilli Jam AKA Jamie olive oil
He disappoint Uncle Roger's so many time now
How his Thai green curry chicken gonna be?
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Guys, we gonna make Thai green curry
It's delicious, fragrant
My family love it
We gonna go one cup of rice
That's enough for four people
One cup rice for four people?
Is your whole family just baby bird? haiya
That like five grain of rice each
You starving your children Jamie
8 second in, already make mistake
He the Usain Bolt of fucking up
I'm in 2 cups of water
This is the perfect equation
For the perfect fluffy rice
A pinch of salt
Lid on, top medium heat, Happy Days
No no no not happy day no
You don't have rice cooker
It's sad day for Uncle Roger
We're going to make a paste
Peel a thumb-sized piece of ginger
We wanna go in with your thumb size
My thumb not your thumb right
Thumb sized piece of ginger
Haiya, ginger wrong
Use Galangal
Nobody use ginger for Thai green curry. Nobody!
Thumb sized piece of ginger
Into the food processor
Food processor...
Jamie I thought you have pestle and mortar
when you making the Malaysian fish video
I see you have pestle and mortar, where is it?
Use your pestle and mortar, where is it?
Niece and nephew
Food processor
Not replacement for pestle and mortar
Because food processor just slice shit up
Pestle and mortar can do Uncle Roger favourite thing- pounding
Pounding bring out all the flavor
Maybe that why Auntie Helen pound so many other people
Into the food processor
Then we gonna go in with the lemongrass
Now I need to spank it
No no no no
Now I need to spank it
Stop spanking
Spanking not gonna do anything
You gonna throw it all in food processor anyway
it's spinning at 9000 RPM
If you spank harder than food processor
Then I feel bad for Mrs. Oliver
Sorry Jamie's children
And then this part, I'm just gonna break that up and put that in
Four cloves of garlic
Garlic, good
And then 6 leaves of Kaffir lime
Kaffir lime, okay
A pinch of cumin
Beautiful
Little green chilis here
Who is that
See I think that Jamie wife running away from spanking
Little green chilis here
Out with the seeds, I'm gonna go for 3
What, what he say?
I'm gonna go for 3
Three? Just 3 chili for you curry? Haiya
Out with the seeds, I'm gonna go for 3
Uncle Roger making Thai green curry for 4 people
I gonna use like 20 or 30 chili
But he use 3?
That's less than 1 Chili per person
Why even bother with the chili
This not gonna be curry, this gonna be smoothie Haiya
Not Enough chili Uncle Roger predict your curry not even gonna have green color
keep watching video, See if Uncle Roger prediction correct
Little green chilis here
Out with the seeds
also why you deseeding the chili
Why
Uncle Roger realize this is white people favorite thing
They liked throwing out seeds of Chili
Seed is where all the flavor is
Don't be pussy, eat your chili seed, haiya
Jamie, don't need to take the chili seed out
you got five children you have more than enough seed
Out with the seeds I'm gonna go for 3
2 shallots
That's so many shallots
A nice bunch of coriander
Too much coriander haiya
Wait wait so that your paste?
That the all the ingredient for your paste?
No galangal, no white peppercorn, no shrimp paste
Just that little sprinkle of cumin not gonna do shit
This curry gonna be so weak
so weak
Then a table spoon of groundnut oil into the pan
It's fairly hot
I'm gonna go in with 750 grams of chicken
And also the chicken thigh is tastier
so we'll fry this off, 8 minutes in a hot, hot pan
Haiya no no
Metal spoon on non-stick pan that not even the biggest crime in this picture
You're not supposed to fry chicken like this for green curry haiya
You need to mix the chicken with the paste
And then stir fry it together
Jamie Oliver haven't get one thing right so far
You just making chicken stir-fry now and earlier you make smoothie
He making every other food except green curry
What crazy thing he gonna do next?
In the supermarkets today you can get a whole bunch of different mushrooms
What？
We've got king oysters here
But you get those little mixed pack of
Nobody put mushroom in curry
400 grams?
Quarter some
we can leave these whole
This much mushroom
And he use 3 chilis?
Now he making mushroom soup haiya
Too much mushroom
Who gonna eat this much mushroom in one meal
Jamie Just because you put in Enoki mushroom
it don't make this any more Asian
This curry so white
It's about to book spa holiday
Look how amazing that is
So I'm just gonna push the chicken to one side
Don't push to one side, throw it out and start over
Loads of texture, loads of different shapes
Look at that mushroom, that big ass piece of mushroom
Who want to eat that in your curry?
You're just eating green curry
Then just one big blob of mushroom get in your mouth
And when you cook mushroom all the water from mushroom come out
So this dish not even gonna taste like green curry
It gonna taste like mushrooms sweat haiya
And that suck up some of the lovely fat that's come out of that chicken as well
These little delicate mushrooms here
I'll put those in just at the end
No, don't put it in
Now we got some nice color on the chicken and the mushroom
I'm now gonna go in with the paste. Delicious!
No, no!
I like this a lot
Uncle Roger so upset
I put my legs down from chair
This not how you make green curry haiya
You don't just wack it in like it's soy sauce
Green curry you cook the coconut milk
Pour the green paste in
And then you boil until the fat coming to surface
Beautiful green fat
Not just throwing random shit in pan
This is worse than his egg fried rice video
Where did you learn How to make Thai green curry
From Kay's cooking channel is it
Haiya
I'm now gonna go in with the paste
Delicious, fast cooking
Don't brag about being fast
It's easy to be fast
If every step wrong
Straight in with the coconut milk
And I'm using a coconut milk that's light
So give that a little shake
Now in with the mangetout
Put in so much
Remember
3 chili
Three
A 200 gram of the worst vegetable ever mangetout
If vegetable taste like sad
Mangetout taste like terror
Is this what British people think green curry is
Is this what they eating
needs 2 minutes to cook, so that's kind of your timer now
Of course you can use any other seasonal greens
Have fun with it, make it your own
Don't make it your own
Make it Thai, please
Oh no
Fish sauce
Wrong brand
Everybody buy fish sauce, you buy the squid brand
Not this bullshit brand
One-and-a-half
Wrong again nobody used lime
Wrong again, Thai basil just use a pluck
Don't slice
How many things can he get wrong in one video, haiya
I can't even put my leg back up on chair ever again
You've kind of got like, ginger tea infused rice
Where the tea come from?
we'll just use a fork just to scuff up
Oh my God
that rice
Cuz what we want is light, fluffy rice
Oh my god the the rice looks so clumpy and wet haiya
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Rice
Here my friends is our curry
Balance with lime
and the seasoning from the fish sauce
Finish with some herbs
What a wonderful dish
More chilis guys, more chilis
Oh
So four chili
Yeahya！
Here my friends is our curry
Balance with lime
Niece and nephew
Does this look like Thai green curry to you?
Uncle Roger put on screen show you side-by-side
Haiya this doesn't look like green curry at all
See, this curry don't even look green
He didn't use enough green chili
What is this mangetout mushroom bullshit?
If your Curry mostly look like mangetout and mushroom
You fucked up
Uncle roger can't even say haiya anymore
It too much pain
I'd rather have Auntie Helen leave me again
He has no pestle and mortar
but somehow he still crush all my hope and dream
It's lovely to see little pops of colour
Thai green curry
Thai Green Curry cooked in the time that it took to cook some basmati rice
basmati rice, wrong rice
Use Thai Jasmine rice for Thai green curry
Is he trying to get Guinness world record for most fucked-ups in one cooking video?
Look at that!
So let's have a little go
Very good
It's got that wonderful sort if tropical flavour
like really really perfumed
Uncle Roger never hear anyone
Describe curry as tropical before
Of course you could swap the chicken out for tofu
No don't put tofu
I see before what you do with tofu
Leave tofu alone
There you go guys, Thai Green Curry Jamie style
Really really nice, if you want the recipe, click on the details below
Don't click
And if you want a cocktail to go with this
Then go over to drinks tube
and see my friend Dheeradon, where we did an epic mojito
No please don't
Learn to make green curry properly first
No need to pair it with mojito with lime
He so clueless but confident
Where he get all his confident from?
Regular people have Impostor syndrome
Jamie have the opposite of that
This Jamie make Uncle Roger cry again
The only thing he get right is the set design
It's so pretty
This is old school Victorian English kitchen remind me of simpler times
Back when Jamie Oliver can't upload YouTube video
Food processor
How many times
I've paused the video so many times
50 seconds in
This video is gonna be painful
This pestle and mortar is gift from Auntie liz
Go checkout carbonara video if you haven't
We have both talked about how much we like pounding
I think that his assistant
Even she know this gonna be shitshow
Jamie don't need to take your seed out, you have five children
You got more than enough seed
You got five children You got more than enough seed
If vegetable taste like sad
Mangetout taste like terror
I'd rather have Auntie Helen leave me again than watch this shit
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Jamie Oliver better at making Italian food not Asian food
Should I review Jamie Oliver making carbonara
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