[singing]
I don't Ray.
[singing]
And I don't need all this stuff.
[singing]
I'm gonna show Swellview what Henry Hart can do.
[singing]
Up the tube!
[singing]
Oh, Ray, I got to tell you something.
- What? - Tomorrow I--
Beads!
Ah!
I'm okay.
So, what do you want to tell me?
I can't make it to work tomorrow.
What ya mean, you can't make it to work tomorrow?
Oww!
Still okay.
Uh, tomorrow's achievement test at school.
Hey, you're my sidekick. That means--
Ooh!
You guessed it, okay.
Ray, you can't spell.
What do you mean, I can't spell?
I mean, I've read your texts and e-mails and you're a terrible speller.
- Ah, you guys-- - Just a second.
I find your comments offensive.
Well, I'm sorry.
You're just mean to me sometimes.
All right. Okay, spell sometimes.
- What? - Spell sometimes.
- Okay. - All right.
- "S" - Mmhm.
- Huh, "U". - Wrong.
Right? What?
[singing]
♪ But deep down, I'm not okay It's just me and my truck ♪
♪ And I don't give a... hey ♪ ♪ Ya just dated one ♪
Hey! Hey! Hey!
One more song and then we got to call the news back.
Yee haw.
♪ Just a lonely Captain Man ♪
Ray!
Happy Halloween!
Look! I'm a cheer lobster.
Ah?
Cheer lobster?
Is that like a thing?
It's a thing.
Look. Go Team!
Please, don't boil me!
Or use a tiny fork to remove my flesh and eat me!
You look more like a lobster than a cheerleader.
Well, there was no room for lobster boobs.
[music playing]
Ooh.
You're out!
[cheering]
What the--
Ah!
Hey, I forgot my backpack.
[moaning]
Did you just try to do a backflip?
No, no, I - I'm just on the floor
to get closer to these, uh, yummy floorjitas.
Ah, so good, so good.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Good cause that would've been embarrassing.
- I know, right? - Yeah, would've lost all respect for you.
- That's not what happened. - Alright.
The floor's so good. - Alright, yeah
Real good.
Bye!
Hey, hold still! Hold still! Hold still!
- Ready? - Not my hands.
[screaming]
I guess you're gonna have to shave your head!
[laughing]
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
No!
[grunting]
Well, there's only one other thing you can do.
[coughing]
Hey.
- Hi Henry. - Hello
[coughing]
Oh, my gosh. Is Charlotte sick too?
- Yeah. - So is my boss.
That's right.
But I'm not too sick to notice a pretty lady like y--.
[coughing]
Oh, I need my pillows.
[unintelligible]
Come on.
Man, I didn't realize until right now that you have no friends.
I have-- I have friends.
- Really? - Yes. Tons.
Name one. We'll wait.
Schwoz.
- He works for you. - You slapped him this morning.
That's just how men shake hands.
[laughing]
I don't usually pick up on these things
but it sure doesn't seem like you have any friends, Ray.
I got a bunch of friends! I - I got my buddy Conka.
- You got a buddy named Conka? - Mmhm
That's the fakest name I've ever heard.
No, he's real and I got plans with him later so.
What you guys gonna do? Go get some frosted tips?
First of all, no one's even gonna remember
that reference. Second of all, he is real
and we are real friends and we're close friends.
In fact, I'm-- I'm going to bring him back here
to meet you guys later today.
How about that?
Oh, look at my underwear.
It's on the walls!
That's not where underwear should be.
- Okay. - It's on the wall.
[screaming]
Woah. Hey! Hey, listen to me.
Listen to me.
- I want you to go to your room. - Okay.
- Right now! - Umhm
Take a long nap.
But there's spaghetti in my bed.
Ok, Ok, Ok, alright.
Then why don't you go sleep in your guest room? Ok?
I bet there's no Italian food in that bed.
Okay, I'll try.
Try the guest room.
Did one of you two just push me?
[laughing]
No, we're just right here.
[laughing]
[crying]
What's happening to me?
I'm a disaster!
Nah.
[crying]
♪ When I was a boy I auditioned for a musical ♪
♪ It was a musical about cats ♪
Was it Cats?
Does it really matter, Charlotte? Trying to tell a story here.
Please listen. Thank you.
Anyway, on the day of the audition,
♪ I wore underwear, underwear with cats Like in the musical ♪
♪ That's how I knew this role Would be mine stat ♪
- What is stat? - Ah, means, like soon.
- Yeah, like asap, kind of. - Got cha, got cha.
Are you guys done?
Kind a pouring my heart out here. Anyway...
♪ I meowed, I meowed Oh, I meowed like I studied cats at Yale ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
♪ And I shook my tush ♪ Like my tush had a bushy little tail ♪
Do cats have bushy tails?
[group talking]
- Squirrels, rabbits, squirrels - Yeah rabbits, rabbits.
What's with all the side chats?
♪ It's just that we can tell ♪ ♪ what happens in the end ♪
Ha, that I doubt.
♪ You didn't get the role ♪ ♪ It went to someone else who tried out ♪
- Irregardless. - Not a word.
♪ Ever since that day ♪ ♪ I've had a hatred for musicals ♪
♪ So whoever caused this curse ♪
You know it was Frankini.
[group talking]
Yeah.
♪ So, Frankini ♪
Oh God, I smell a high note. Plug your ears.
[singing]
[glass breaking]