>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A
GOLDEN GLOBE-, EMMY-, AND TONY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR, BUT HIS
MOST IMPRESSIVE HARDWARE IS HIS ADAMANTIUM CLAWS.
HE'S BACK AS WOLVERINE IN "LOGAN."
>> WHO'S THIS?
THE GUY TELLING YOU TO GET BACK IN YOUR NICE TRUCK AND GO
PLAY OAK OAKY DICKHEAD SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> LOOKS LIKE HE HAS MUSCLE.
THAT WAY.
FRIEND OF MINE.
WITH A BIG MOUTH.
I HEAR THAT A LOT.
YOU PROBABLY HEAR THIS, TOO ( GUN RACKED )
>> MORE THAN I WOULD LIKE.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE AND YOU WILL START WALKING AWAY.
>> I HAVE RIGHTS.
ONE.
I HAVE A LAWYER, NOW.
TWO, THREE.
AH, AH -- YOU ALL RIGHT, BOSS?
KNOW THE DRILL.
GET THEEL HE'LL OUT OF HERE.
>> STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME, HUGH JACKMAN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, MAN!
>> Stephen: YOU JUST DID THE REAL MOVIE STAR ENTRANCE.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> Stephen: MOVIE STARS HAVE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ENTRANCE THAN
EVERYBODY ELSE.
>> REALLY?
>> Stephen: THEY TAKE THE MOMENT, STAND OVER THERE,
ADDRESS THE AUDIENCE FIRST.
UMA THURMAN DID THE SAME THING.
YOU'RE A TRUE MOVIE STAR.
>> I HAVE TO THANK YOU PUBLICLY.
WE HOSTED AN EVENT IN CENTRAL PARK.
>> Stephen: I HAVE A PICTURE.
YES.
>> Stephen: THIS IS GLOBAL CITIZEN.
>> LIGHT AS A FEATHER, BY THE WAY, LIGHT AS A FEATHER.
>> Stephen: WE CO-HOSTED, YOU HAD A LONG TRENCH COAT ON YOUR
SHOULDER.
>> I CAME OUT FROM WAY TO STAGE LEFT ONLY TO DISCOVER MY
EYESIGHT HAS GOTTEN BAD.
I SAID, COULD YOU READ IT?
I STOOD THERE THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE YOU COVERED FOR ME.
I NOW HAVE CONTACT LENSES.
SO THANK YOU FOR THAT.
>> Stephen: I GOT YOUR BACK, YOU CARRIED ME ON YOUR BACK.
>> YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THE THING I FIND
HUMBLING IS WE REHEARSED THIS ONCE IN THE STUDIO, AND I GOT ON
HIS SHOULDERS, AND I WAS AFRAID, I DON'T KNOW WHY, I WAS GOING TO
HURT YOUR SHOULDERS BY SITTING ON THEM.
BUT WHEN I GOT OFF, I LIMPED AWAY FROM BEING ON YOUR
SHOULDERS.
OUR WIVES WERE THERE.
MY WIFE SAID, ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HURT YOUR LEG SITTING ON HIS
SHOULDERS?
( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS LIKELY HUMBLING.
( APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: ADAMANTIUM CLAUSE?
THIS IS A BASAL CELL CARCINOMA, AT LEAST FORM OF SKIN
CANCER.
WEAR SUNSCREEN.
GET CHECKUPS.
BUT I'M ALL FINE.
WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE OZONE LAYER.
I THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT SUNSCREEN.
I DON'T EVER REMEMBER MY PARENTS PUTTING IT ON ME.
MAYBE THEY DID.
>> Stephen: WE RUBBED OIL ON OURSELVES.
>> A LOOF OUTTHAT -- A LOT OF THAT.
GET BURNED AND PEELED AND THAT WAS YOUR LOOK.
>> Stephen: BURN YOU, PEEL YOU, THEY WOULD MAKE YOU INTO A
BOOK.
( LAUGHTER ) I HEARD YOU WERE 13 WHEN YOU
FIRST DECIDED YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE A LIFE IN THE THEATER.
>> OH, WOW.
>> Stephen: OKAY, IS THAT A TRUE STORY?
>> KIND OF.
MY FATHER WAS CONVERTED BY BILLY GRAHAM AT A REVIVAL BEFORE I WAS
BORN.
I WAS BROUGHT UP IN THE CHURCH AND WE WENT TO A REVIVAL
MEETING.
I WAS ABOUT 13 AND I REMEMBER LOOKING UP AT THIS MINISTER.
HE WAS UP ON STAGE HAVING A VERY, VERY STRONG SENSE I WOULD
ONE DAY BEING ON A STAGE IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: DID YOU THINK MAYBE YOU WERE GOING TO BE A
PREACHER?
>> AT THE TIME I THOUGHT MAYBE A PREACHER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
JUST A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT RELIGION, LIKE COMIC BOOKS.
>> Stephen: WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT THERE WAS ANOTHER OPTION?
A LOT OF PEOPLE -- PEOPLE DON'T KNOW YOU, NECESSARILY, AS A
BRILLIANT STAGE ACTOR BECAUSE THEY KNOW UH YOU FROM ALL THE
MOVIES.
>> I'VE DONE IT SINCE FIVE.
I DID CAMELOT WHEN I WAS FIVE.
>> Stephen: LANCELOT?
THE KING.
>> Stephen: OH, SORRY.
HAD THE CROWN, DIDN'T QUITE FIT.
I REMEMBER HALFWAY THROUGH THE SONG THE CROWN FELL LITERALLY
OVER MY FACE.
FOR HALF A SECOND, I WAS MORTIFIED.
JUST EMBARRASSINGLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
EVERYONE LAUGHED AND I THOUGHT, IT'S ALL GOOD, DOESN'T MATTER.
THAT'S SORT OF WHEN I GOT HOOKED, WHEN I WAS FIVE.
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE REASONS I GOT HOOKED ON COMEDY IS
BECAUSE I HAD DONE DRAMA FOR YEARS AND I FOUND OUT IF YOU'RE
DOING COMEDY, AND YOU (BLEEP) EVERYTHING UP, YOU STILL GET A
LAUGH.
I THOUGHT, THIS IS FOR ME.
( LAUGHTER ) >> WHEN I MET YOU AND YOUR
FAMILY, YOUR SON FOUND YOU FUNNY.
I REMEMBER THAT.
I REMEMBER HIM LAUGHING, YOU TELLING JOKES AND YOUR WIFE AND
SON WERE LAUGHING.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS AMAZING, LIKE NORMALLY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS, RIGHT?
IT IS AMAZING.
>> WE HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH THE SHOW.
I LAUGH AT THEM, TOO.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: I REMEMBER MY SON HAVING A FRIEND COME OVER, HE
WAS ABOUT 13, AND THE GUY WAS PEPPERING HIM WITH WOLVERINE
QUESTIONS.
MY SON SAID NOTHING AND I'M IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR AND I SAID,
LISTEN, MY DAD IS NOTHING LIKE WOLVERINE, HE IS NOT TOUGH OR
COOL.
DON'T ASK ME ANYTHING MORE ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: MY KIDS ARE COOL.
I STEAL JOKES FROM THEM ALL THE TIME.
I STOLE THIS JOKE FROM MY SON, MITCH McCONNELL HAD BEEN MADE
SENATE MAJORITY LEADER.
MY WIFE AND I WERE TALKING IN THE FRONT SEAT AND MY SON IN THE
BACK SEAT GOES, MITCH McCONNELL!
SHA THE SAME MITCH McCONNELL I'VE NEVER HEARD OF?
( LAUGHTER ) >> VERY GOOD!
>> Stephen: I WAS, LIKE, STOLEN!
STOLEN!
WE'LL TAKE A BREAK AND BE BACK WITH MORE HUGH JACKMAN.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY!