Netflix recommended you to me today oh
really
it's on email got a documentary for you
to watch oh I know what were you like as
a kid as a kid I'm here everyone's naive
as a kid I didn't matter how many times
I've got a rake in the face I go into
everything just completely over it is
very innocent so you change this you
because you're not like that you didn't
have a naive innocence or charm about
you know so when did that when did that
change just gradually I remember before
stand-up kind of as assuming that
everyone is essentially a good person
yeah I mean that's [ __ ] and now I
don't think I went for a phase of not
liking white people but let me just I
need to explain this I've already agreed
of you that it's fine I don't think you
need to explain it at all I was very
young yeah it's the first time I'd
started to be allowed to go into town
and where Jeanette do this oh yes the
early days have been loud together time
seventeen I had I was walking along and
this bloke was walking behind me antique
City move out the way
chocolate boy or something something
racist yeah there's more offensive than
that you a chocolate cake no I wasn't if
I hadn't been that nice of me something
to blame you on yeah is way more
understandable to hate white people and
it is anyone else you think so easily
even the good ones are still benefiting
from all the bad stuff that's happening
even the ones the most saintly white
person is still yeah but but I'm brown
yeah my parents came over here yeah so
I'm a brown person that's benefiting
from the bad [ __ ] that why people did
that's that's not okay yeah yeah okay
alright yeah yeah just from being brown
yeah this is really interesting you
should have quality food happy
everyone's racist sometimes and then
some people are racists yeah I do think
there's some instances when it should be
allowed like yeah if you take somebody's
parking spot because if I've got a
parking spot yeah if I've got the last
parking spot it's like it where like
it's really busy yeah
and then I pull into the last but our
Nick it off you you call me what you
want mate I've still got the spot yeah I
don't mind you me fine I've been
becoming Purvis six I think I'm now
parked so what could you possibly say to
me that's gonna [ __ ] you can't take this
to a level where I no longer have that
parking spot and then I'm going to say
as a white person that I would not take
that risk in the moment and think that
you know you don't go you'd not go
I wonder if this guy's philosophy is in
this since it's okay I'm pretty sure
that cuz you took the last parking space
I've got carte blanche and anybody I
want to say good [ __ ] now there is a
risk that although what I'm thinking out
is if this when this goes out I just
walk you for IKEA and a go away Brad boy
straight in there chocolate boy listen
it's alright yeah yeah looking mates
it's like a you said it was okay on his
TV shot
we're to bring along towels in the
school okay why'd you have to bring her
in towels in the school for PA no for
everyday because there wasn't didn't
have any hand dryers or paper towels
that are my prong in school I lived in
Banbury for one year I lost going I'm
amazed I really like yet to be an actual
town from your house every day I fought
it was normal until I was an adult so
like I I one day forgot my towel
I had soapy wet hands yeah and I asked a
kid called Simon he was in the cloakroom
it's only kid in the cloakroom Simon who
do you hate the most in our class
he said Siobhan I dried my hands on her
coat that's that there you go mate
little treat for you but then mrs.
Andrews the teacher said in registration
Shawn's coat yeah brand-new coat yeah
has streaks every hand marks all over
Simon put his hand up it was James a
caster a burst of tears allows you in
full full yeah I'm crying she said to me
you should know better which even as a
five-year-old remember thinking I'm five
the reason why I messed up is that don't
know any better
it was actually my own doing that I
don't know any bear he's my accomplice
and he's dubbed me out you know an
officer said to him and like is this he
was five as well and he said this to me
I said to him you said she was your
least favorite person in the class and
he looked at me he went second least
favorite as a five-year-old
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