-♪ He's Orange, he has a lot of friends ♪
♪ They live together on a fruit stand ♪
♪ They have adventures all across the land ♪
♪ And even play in a rock and roll band ♪
♪ He's Orange ♪
♪ Annoying Orange ♪
♪ He's Orange ♪
♪ Annoying Orange ♪
♪ He's Orange ♪ [Orange laughs]
-Captain's log of the USS Fruiterprise,
a fruit cart on a peaceful and weird mission
to sell fruit throughout the galaxy.
[sparks flying]
[lasers spewing]
Officers, report.
-Weapon systems are down. -We can't outrun them.
-Maybe not, but we can do this:
nya-nya-nya-nya, nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya.
[crash!] Huh. I thought that would help.
-We've lost another thruster!
-Engine room, what's going on?
-[coughing hysterically]
Everything's fine down here!
There's a little bit of smoke, but besides that...
everything's fine.
-Captain, we're getting a transmission-type thingy
on the picture-maker.
-This is Commander Broccoli of the Starship Cruciferous.
You cannot escape. Surrender!
And I shall be merciful. -Merciful?
I thought you said your name was Broccoli. [laughs]
-That's so stupid. I'm rescinding.
You hear me? Rescinding!
-Can I call you Rescindy for short? [laughs]
-Give up. You have until the count of ten.
One... two...
-19. 7. 86.
-87... 88... no, wait.
Aah! Stop doing that. I lost count.
-Hey! Hey, Commander Rescindy!
-That's not my name, but what?
-Light speed! [laughs]
I said, "light speed"! Guys, take us to light speed.
-We don't have that. -Warp speed?
-We don't have that either. -Fruit speed! Fruit speed!
-What's "fruit speed"?
-It's what I just did. [laughs rather nervously]
-Right. I'll destroy you now.
Bye-bye. Veggies rule! Et cetera.
[laser blasts]
[ship zooming]
-(Midget Apple) Aah! Whoa!!
-Ensign Marshmallow, what's your outlook?
-Sunny and mild with 100% chance of rainbows and happiness!
Whee!
[fruit screaming]
[crash!!!]
[ship creaks]
-Whoa!
Looks like we landed in some weird little girl's imagination.
[rustling] -I don't like the looks of this.
-(Pear) Just remember: we come in peace.
[boing! boing! boing!]
-Aah! Alien monster! Set blasters to "destroy."
-Orange, no! It's just a bunny. -Oh.
So no blasters? -Only if it has rabies.
Intergalactic rules. -Aw, drat.
Once again, our federation's laws
vex our innate desire to commit random acts of violence.
-Why do you sound so smart? -I'm a starship captain!
Can't you tell by these goofy uniforms? [laughs]
-Hey! Look, guys! A unicorn! [sparkling]
-(Marshmallow) Pink bunnies?
[unicorn whinnies] Unicorns?
A caramel lake and candy forest?!
This is no alien planet;
this is my home!
-Huh? I thought you were from Detroit.
-Yep. The city of Detroit on the planet Marshmalia. Yay!
-[coughs hysterically] I did it!
-You fixed the engine? -No!
I made this sweet lanyard out of the mainframe wiring.
-How does that help anything?
-Uh... dang it, Orange. I'm a fruit seller, not a doctor.
-What?
-I inhaled a lot of engine smoke.
-That explains it.
Now get back in there and make her space-worthy.
-The lanyard?
Oh, right! The ship! Right!
[monstrous growl]
-[whimpers] What's that?
-It's the Big Rock Candy Monster.
He's been trying to destroy Marshmalia for centuries.
-Who could possibly want to do anything
but hug this magical place?
-The Big Rock Candy Monster's jealous.
See, a long time ago, the main ingredient in s'mores
was rock candy.
-[crunches, screams]
-(Marshmallow) People thought campfire desserts were ruined.
Then marshmallow stepped in and saved the day!
-[squishes] Mm-mm-mm! [wink!]
-The market for rock candy was decimated.
The Big Rock Candy Monster blamed my people
and vowed revenge, but he's yet to succeed.
-Maybe he's just too sweet, 'cause he's candy. [laughs]
-[groans deeply] -He can't destroy Marshmalia
because marshmallows have the gooey power
of love on our sides, and love always wins! Yay!
-See, Apple? Be more like that and people might like you.
-[blandly]: Yeah, okay, I'll do that.
-[chomps] -Give it back, jerk!
-[baritone voice]: Be prepared for anything.
I saw the alien ship land right around here.
Winky? -Father!
-My child has returned.
It's a miracle, a sign from the great marshmallow in the sky.
-Actually, it's on account of some evil space vegetables,
but close.
-So, think you can hang for a minute?
-At least till our ship is repaired.
-Peabo, Freundlich, Hector, alert the others.
To celebrate by child's highly coincidental
return to his homeland and to welcome his friends,
we shall hold a three-day feast in their honor!
[marshmallows and Orange cheer]
-Good, 'cause that's exactly how long it's gonna take for me
to stitch these lanyards back into the mainframe.
Oh hey, can you get me some buffet while you're out there?
Thanks.
-♪ All the shorties in the club, let me see you just ♪
♪ Back it up, drop it down, let me see you just ♪
-Word up, Marshmalia. We gonna funk it up tonight
and then tomorrow and also the next day,
'cause a three-day festival is how we do!
-♪ Let me see you just wobble baby ♪
♪ Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble, yeah ♪
♪ Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble, yeah ♪
[marshmallows cheer]
-I'm warning you guys, cut it out.
-You guys really do it up right.
-This is amazing, King Marshmallow.
-We do like to get our party on.
-Hey Marshmallow, why'd you ever leave this magical place?
-Oh, I had to go.
-Because... you killed a man? -Hehehe, no.
I had to follow my dream of becoming an actor
on a web-based Internet comedy series.
-[laughs] Good luck with that.
[record scratches] -Aah! It tickles! It tickles!
[laughs]
-What the? What joker brought fire to a marshmallow party?
-This joker.
[stomp! stomp!]
[rocks rattle]
-(Marshmallow) It's the Big Rock Candy Monster! Yay!
-Not yay. Boo! Boo!!!
I'm mean.
[flames whoosh, marshmallows cheer and bounce]
I love the smell of burning gelatin in the morning.
[grumbling laugh]
-Okay, first of all, it's not morning.
And second, for a candy monster, you're not sweet at all.
-He's awful. -[laughing]
Our heads are hot!
-Stop enjoying your own demise!
-That's how we dooo.
Marshmallows, to your battle stations.
[marshmallows cheering]
-Jelly cannons? -We're a peaceful people. Yay!
-[grunts] -[chuckles]
-Yeah!
-[firing]
-(marshmallows) Yay!
[stomp!]
-[chuckles evilly] -Guys, we should help!
Set blasters to "candy."
-Yeah, let's light up that dream killer!
-Captain, we can't. We're on a peaceful mission, remember?
-She's right. Intergalactic law doesn't allow us
to interfere with regional conflicts.
-Dang it! Oh, well.
I guess we'll just sit back and enjoy the show.
[marshmallows cheering, unicorn whinnies]
-(burning marshmallow) It tickles! [laughs]
-Father, we're taking heavy casualties.
Shall we send in reinforcements? Yay!
-There aren't any, Winky. Things have changes since you left.
The Candy Monster has destroyed most of our villages,
townships, suburbs, and even that sad little trailer park
out by Caramel Lake.
[banjo plays]
We can't hold him off much longer.
Soon all of Marshmalia will be gone, I fear.
But we're going to party until the end 'cause that's how we do.
-It's how we do! -It's how we do!
-DJ Princess Buttercup, kick out the end-of-the-world jams!
-Don't mind if I do! -[laughs sinisterly]
Soon I shall destroy the last of you,
and then rock candy will become the main ingredient in s'mores
and other marshmallow-based desserts,
like marshmallow cookie pies
and... some other things.
-[singsong]: Thanks for laying out your entire plan!
-I said that out loud? Shoot! It's a terrible affectation.
-Maybe we can help you guys.
-We can't. Intergalactic law says...
-Apple, you're past your sell-by date.
Pear, Passion, check the intergalactic bylaws
for a workaround.
-The only way we can interfere in regional affairs
is if one of crew was harmed in the conflict.
[boom!] -(Apple) Ow!
-(Orange) Well, that's good enough for me.
Now fire! [blasters whirring]
-[chuckles]
-Captain, our weapons are useless.
They're bouncin' off his skin. It's like a reflective surface.
-[laughs evilly] Your pathetic laser weapons can't defeat me,
unless they can heat my body to a consistent temperature
and boil me down to liquid sugar, which they can't.
[grumbles] Oh, said it out loud again!
-Guys, I've got a crazy plan.
Marshmallow, what's the boiling point of caramel?
-Really hot. -Midget Apple, can you swim?
-LITTLE Apple can bob.
-[chuckles]
-Okay, Bob, get swimmin'. [laughs]
[Nerville grunts, Midget Apple screams]
-Hey, Candy Man! Here's a little peace offering!
Come and get it!
-[grunting] -(Midget Apple) Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Pull!
-Now!
[Nerville grunts, Midget Apple screams]
-What the? I'm stuck.
Did I say that out loud?
-Yeah. You kinda did.
[lasers whirring]
-Boiling caramel? Oh, that will melt me to a sugary morass!
Gah! There I go! Giving away my secrets again.
-Hey! Hey, Big Rock Candy Monster!
You're cooked! [laughs]
-[burbling]
[marshmallows cheering]
-(marshmallow) Yay! All hail Orange! We're saved!
-I can't thank you fruits enough for saving our world
from that horrible monster. -No problem, Your Kingship.
Glad to help "sweeten" things up. [laughs]
-So long, Father!
See you next time we happen to crash-land here! Yay!
-Will do, Winky! Yay!
-Nerville, we good to go?
-[Jamaican accent]: Yeah, mon. We be ready, mon.
-Thanks, Captain Orange.
-(marshmallow) Good-bye! We'll miss you!
[ship blasts off]
-Unicorn Princess DJ Buttercup,
play these fruit heroes out with some crunchy beats! Yes.
-That is how I dooo!
[marshmallows cheering]
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♪ Ooh, oh! Ooh ♪
♪ Wobble baby, wobble baby ♪
♪ Wobble baby, wobble, yeah ♪
♪ Wobble baby, wobble baby ♪
♪ Wobble baby, wobble, yeah ♪
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♪ Wobble baby, wobble, yeah ♪
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♪ Wobble baby, wobble, yeah ♪
♪ Get in there! ♪
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