Look at us a couple of losers.
We both got dumped. Sheesh.
It's our first fighting together so we need nicknames Nick, it's Nick. Knack or mr. Suspenders. No nicknames
Okay, your only job tonight is to be Nick's girlfriend. Okay, and make sure that he stays out of trouble with Caroline
Great to see you, Nicholas you have to introduce me. Oh, yeah, of course
Jess, this is Caroline. Hi. One more time, Carolee? Caroline
Carolou?
I'm gonna be fine. You know, why because I met you. We're just two people
Who want to be friends but?
Sometimes attracted to each other ha no you have thought about the reward. That's not what I said
Let's just suck it up and French a little this is not a big deal. Okay, let's
Just do it. Just do it
Just go God Miller just kissed me. Oh not like this
I'd meant something like that. I thought we could go back to the way things were but we can't
You nailed my mouth
You nailed it good and hard
What's going on here? What are we?
On what are we doing? Yeah, our roommates who have made out a couple times
Attracted to each other
and
really good friends
Look I know you think we should call it
But I don't want to give up on this even if we don't know what this is
Before you say no don't say no
I'd do anything for you Jeff. You're the man I want
Is the coin I had in my pocket the first night we kissed and I always have it. Happy birthday. Just
Nicest thing anyone's ever done for me
You know sometimes I think about what our kid would be like
Say our kid
Did I actually be very real with you for a second? You can create a plan for your life
What I think is crazier is trying to plan every single detail of our future
I think it's crazy not to guess we want different things. Clearly. We do clearly we do. What are you saying?
Should we just break up?
Dear I miss when we were just friends Jose and there wasn't this pressure to be together and different people. Yes be different people
I miss my friend. I really miss my friend, too. So what does that mean?
I
Should tell Ian about the fun surprise that you still live with your ex. All right
Well, I haven't told him yet a tricky conversation and after the farmers market I live with my ex
Can I just ask you one thing before you what is this an exit interview?
Any good way I could have told you about my living situation. Okay, you know what fair question
No texts Ryan as much as you want. It's none of my business
I just think long-distance relationships suck we're different and just because it's difficult with Ryan doesn't mean we're doomed
Think about my living conditions for the past year. I live across the hall from my beautiful ex-girlfriend. I
had a sex dream so
You of all people
Know that I'm just the weird detour you take I basically just help women realize if they could do a lot better
Not bit Nick. I'm tired of you being the only person who doesn't see how incredible you are
Well, the young lady right here in the strange-looking vest no offense what a peppery one and Jessica not going to get together
It was a great question
Look these characters that they are based off real people and real people
Are just fundamentally different they don't work together
It's just never gonna happen. I I
Can't do this anymore. I need I need to get out of here and get some space
Moving out of law Nick you have been in love with this girl and the moment you opened the door
Yes