>>> LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, IT'S "OOPS, YOU DID IT AGAIN."
WITH YOUR HOST, BRITNEY SPEARS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY, Y'ALL. IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A SHOW WHERE WE SHINE A
LIGHT ON THE SOCIAL PARIAHS OF THE WEEK.
AND I GET TO DECIDE WHETHER THEY'RE INNOCENT OR --
♪ NOT THAT INNOCENT ♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SPEAKING OF PARIAHS, SHOUT-OUT TO OUR SPONSOR,
GEORGIA. [ LAUGHTER ]
VOTED BEST PLACE NOT TO VOTE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I, TOO, HAVE BEEN PUT IN THE HOT SEAT THIS WEEK.
I WAS ACCUSED OF NOT WRITING MY OWN SOCIAL MEDIA CAPTIONS.
HA HA! THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY THOUGHT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE, "WHO ELSE FINDS THE SEA MORE
MYSTERIOUS THAN SATAN?" WHO DO THEY THINK IS RUNNING MY
ACCOUNT, JACQUES COUSTEAU? OKAY.
MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY THE RARE COMBO OF
CATHOLIC CHURCH AND NIKE. PLEASE WELCOME LIL NAS X!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HI, BRITNEY.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I WORE MY CASUAL LOOK.
>> YOU LOOK A MUST. NOW, I WANT TO START WITH YOUR
NEW SATAN SHOES. IS IT TRUE THAT THEY'RE NIKES
MADE WITH HUMAN BLOOD? >> YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY
NIKE'S SO MAD. THEIR WHOLE THING IS "JUST DO
IT." WELL, I DID IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT
YOUR NEW VIDEO, WHERE YOU RIDE DOWN A STRIPPER POLE TO HELL
THEN TWERK ON THE DEVIL. WHY ARE THEY UPSET?
>> BECAUSE THEY'RE CLOSED-MINDED IDIOTS.
PEOPLE ARE ATRADE OF ME BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT BUT I PUT MY PANTS
ON LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, ONE ASSLESS CHAP AT A TIME.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THE RELIGIOUS FOLKS THAT WERE MAD
BECAUSE YOU GAVE SATAN A LAP DANCE?
>> I WOULD SAY, YOU KNOW THAT WASN'T THE REAL SATAN, RIGHT?
A DEVIL IN A COSTUME BECAUSE SATAN DOESN'T DO MUSIC
INDIVIDUAL YOETS, SO PEOPLE, CHILL.
>> WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GIVE A LAP DANCE TO GOD TO EVEN THINGS
OKAY? >> HM, OKAY, YEAH, I GUESS.
>> OKAY, LET'S DO IT. ♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WOW!
HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! >> AND SHOULD I, AGAIN, REMIND
PEOPLE, THAT WASN'T THE REAL GOD?
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS JUST MY FRIEND, GARY.
>> THANKS, GARY. OKAY.
MY NEXT GUEST HAS BEEN CANCELED AND GOT TAKEN OUT OF THE
UPCOMING FILM "SPACE JAM." PLEASE WELCOME PEPE LE PEW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HELLO TO YOU.
I WOULD KISS YOU ALL THE WAY UP YOUR ARM, BUT I REALIZE THAT IS
NO LONGER SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO I WILL SHAKE YOUR HAND AND SAY, "NICE TO MEET YOU."
>> SEE? YOU'RE LEARNING.
NOW, THE ORIGINAL "SPACE JAM" IS ONE OF THE BEST ALIEN SPORTS
MOVIES OF ALL TIME. WHAT WAS YOUR PART IN THE NEW
MOVIE SUPPOSED TO BE? >> WELL, ANY GOOD BASKETBALL
FILM NEEDS A HORNY SKUNK. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT MUCH WE ALL KNOW. MY PART WAS I SEE A BASKETBALL
IN A BLOND WIG, I MAKE LOVE TO IT FOR 10 TO 15 MINUTES BEFORE
LeBRON JAMES TAPS ME ON THE BACK AND SAY, "BRO, THAT'S A
BASKETBALL." NOT MY FINEST MOMENT IN CINEMA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO PEOPLE
WHO SAY YOU PROMOTE A CULTURE OF ASSAULT?
>> LOOK, I'M AN ACTOR. THE PARTS YOU SEE ME PLAY ON TV
AND MOVIES, THAT'S NOT ME. I WOULD LOVE TO BE AT A POINT IN
MY CAREER WHERE I COULD TURN DOWN PROJECTS, BUT THERE ARE NOT
A LOT OF PARTS FOR OLD FRENCH SKUNKS.
[ LAUGHTER ] EVERY AUDITION COMES DOWN TO ME
OR GERARD DEPARDIEU.
IF YOU THINK I'M PROBLEMATIC? TWO WORDS FOR YOU,
SPEEDY GONZALEZ.
AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR THIS FROM ME, BUT THE FBI IS 90% SURE
YOSEMITE SAM WAS AT THE CAPITOL RIOTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WOW.
SO PEE-PEE, WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
>> I'VE BEEN DOING THE WORK. READING BOOKS.
"WOMEN ARE FROM MARS, SKUNKS ARE FROM FRANCE."
[ LAUGHTER ] I REALIZE THAT PEPE LOVE WOMEN,
BUT WHAT PEPE NEEDS TO DO NOW IS LISTEN TO WOMEN.
AND I AM IN TREATMENT FOR SEX ADDICTION.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OUR FINAL GUEST IS, AS WE'D
SAY IN THE EARLY 2000s, A HOT MESS.
AS WE'D SAY TODAY, A FULL-ON SEX PEST.
KEEP YOUR HANDS APART, NOT CLAPPING, FOR FLORIDA
CONGRESSMAN MATT GAETZ! [ APPLAUSE ]
>> HI, EVERYONE. GIVING GIGTY GIGTY GOO!
>> NOW, WHO ARE YOU, AGAIN? >> MY NAME IS MATT GAETZ.
LIKE BILL GATES BUT WITH A "Z" AT THE END, LIKE A COOL VERSION
FOR TEENS. >> SPEAKING OF TEENS --
>> OH, WE DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK OF TEENS.
>> NO, LET'S. SO THE WHOLE STORY IS SO
BIZARRE. SO INCREDIBLY FLORIDA THAT I
NEEDED TO GET IT STRAIGHT. YOU WERE DATING A 17-YEAR-OLD
AND BROUGHT HER ON TRIPS ACROSS STATE LINES?
>> ALLEGEDLY. >> PROSTITUTES SAY YOU TOOK
ECSTASY ASK HAD SEX WITH THEM IN FLORIDA HOTEL ROOMS.
>> ALLEGEDLY -- GIGTY GIG -- >> YOUR REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES IN
CONGRESS SAY THAT YOU'VE SHOWN THEM NUDE PHOTOS OF WOMEN YOU
WERE SLEEPING WITH? >> WHICH IS NOT A CRIME!
JUST -- HORRIFYING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DON'T KNOW, MATT. I THINK I CAN SPOT A TEEN
PREDATOR WHEN I SEE ONE. AFTER ALL, I WAS ON "MICKEY
MOUSE CLUB." >> THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
PEOPLE ARE TARGETING ME BECAUSE I DEFENDED DONALD TRUMP.
>> WHAT HAS TRUMP SAID IN YOUR DEFENSE?
>> DIGGITY SQUAT. >> DO YOU THINK THESE ALLEGATION
S ARE GOING TO HURT YOU IN THE NEXT ELECTION?
>> IN MY DISTRICT, IT MIGHT HELP.
I'M JUST LIKE PEPE HERE, I'M JUST A LADIES' MAN.
>> DUDE, NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
I AM A CARTOON SKUNK, YOU ARE A UNITED STATES CONGRESSMAN.
BE BETTER, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MAYBE I SHOULD DO A LAP DANCE TOO, WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN?
>> IF YOU COME ANYWHERE NEAR ME, JUST REMEMBER, I HAVE
HIP-HOP FRIENDS AND COUNTRY FRIENDS.
THE TWO POPULATIONS THAT ARE GUARANTEED TO OWN GUNS.
>> AND CAN I ADD --
>> NO, STOP! KIND OF LIKE IT.
>> NOW I'M GOING TO GIVE MY VERDICT.
LIL NAS X, INNOCENT. >> HELL, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> PEPE LE PEW, NOT THAT
INNOCENT. >> I ACCEPT.
IT IS TIME FOR A NEW LE PEW, OKAY.
>> AND MATT GAETZ. I'M NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO CALL
YOU INNOCENT OR GUILTY. SO I'LL JUST ENCOURAGE EVERYONE
TO -- ♪ JUDGE HIM BY HIS FACE ♪
>> OH-OH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!