- Okay, this one's for little Johnny
and this one's for Anthony.
Hey, Chuy, whose present is this?
- I don't know.
It wasn't there yesterday.
- Hmm.
To Frank.
Well, opening just one present won't hurt anyone.
What in the world are you?
- Oh, you got a mama with the chancla.
She watches you to make sure you behave.
- Are you sure we shouldn't call the police?
Where did I put it?
I could've swore I left it in here last time.
What?
What are you doing down there?
- What is that?
A bad bunny show?
I don't know what you're saying,
but I'm not liking your attitude.
Oh, okay, okay, I'm sorry,
just relax mu-chacha.
Oh!
My reading glasses, you found them.
Well, thank you.
Okay, time to get some lunch.
What?
How did you get outside?
Ma'am, I don't speak Spanish.
Yeah, whatever you're saying.
Anyway, I'm getting lunch.
What the?
Okay, okay.
I guess I'll just stay home.
Man, that mama's tougher than my sergeant from the war.
Matter of fact, I'm more scared of her
than I was of the enemy.
Anyway, time to get some chicken tenders.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Please.
No.
Please.
I'm not doing anything wrong.
I'm just gonna get some food.
I'm a good person.
Gosh, darn it.
I'm about this close to doing somethin'
that might send me to prison.
Who does this mama think she is?
- Don't walk around barefoot!
- First of all, how are you teleporting everywhere?
And secondly, you had an English setting this whole time?
Whatever.
I'm not listening to a toy.
- As long as you live in my house, you follow my rules!
- Yeah, whatever you say, buddy.
That's it!
I'm sick and tired of this stupid toy.
Why would anyone invent something so ridiculous?
- Where are you sending her?
- Back to where she belongs,
the returns department from Walmart.
- Well, I'm glad we'll finally be done with her.
- Me, too.
- Uh.
What's happening?
- I don't know.
You know what, Chuy?
I think we should run.