- Mom, where do I put this box?
Mom!
Do not shake?
Whatever, I won't.
And, nothing happened.
- Uh, Mom?
- Who are you?
- Well, who do you think I am?
I'm El Cuy Cuy
- Really?
- Nah, I'm just kidding.
I'm worse.
I'm a Mexican dad genie.
- Wait.
If you're a genie, does that mean that I...
- Get three wishes?
Yes.
- Oh, okay.
- Hey, don't get too excited.
- Rules?
- Numero uno, you have to bring me
hand made tortillas every night.
- That's a rule?
- No, but it'd be nice.
Anyway, the real numero uno, you can't wish for more wishes.
You can't wish to hurt anyone.
Only I can do that.
- Understood.
Numero tres, you can't wish
to not have Caldo in the summer.
- Okay.
Well, for my first wish, I wish I had true love.
- I grant wishes, not miracles.
But whatever, your wish is my command.
- I didn't wish for this.
- That's exactly what you wished for.
Elotes are true love.
- Well, yes, but I meant true love like a girlfriend.
- A girlfriend, she's only gonna make you feel
these pretty emotions and then what?
And then crush your heart.
You're gonna come home one day
and you're gonna find her cheating on you
with the pool boy.
And you don't even have a pool.
Anyways, just know that elotes will always be there for you.
Never let you down and will always love you.
- Not what I was asking for, but okay.
For my second wish, I wish I was rich.
- What was that?
- Oh, nothing.
Wish two, coming up.
- Why am I holding tools?
- I didn't want to work for the riches,
I just wanted the money.
- Ah, you kids these days are lazy.
Back in my day, we'd be excited to
- Well, thank you for the tools, I guess.
- Now, what do you want for your last wish?
- Mmm, world peace?
- Eh, boring.
- Unlimited food?
Mexico to win the World Cup?
- Even I can't save them.
- Ooh, I got it.
I wish to have my room clean forever.
- Now we're talking.
Your third and final wish, coming right up.
- Is it clean now?
- Well, go look.
- Wait, I thought you cleaned it already.
- It looks like my magic didn't work.
Oh, I have an idea.
I wish you will clean your room.
- I don't get it.
- I don't get why it's not clean either.
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