SETH, I REALLY ENJOY TALKING TO YOU, BUT EVEN IN THE BEST OF AN
INTERVIEW IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE CAN SEEM KIND OF FORMAL
AND I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ALONE WITH THE
REAL SETH ROGEN.
>> TOTALLY.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU MIND-- WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE A MORE
PRIVATE PERSONAL CONVERSATION GIWOULD LOVE THAT.
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE SO NICE.
I'VE WANTED THAT AS WELL.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: WELL GREAT.
THEN JOIN ME NOW IN "THE LATE SHOW'S PERSONAL SPACE"!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, SETH,
THIS IS "THE LATE SHOW" PERSONAL SPACE."
I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE THE BOX.
IS.
>> DO YOU TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF.
>> Stephen: NO.
>> YOU GO GLASSES ON.
>> Stephen: NO, I'LL TAKE THEM OFF.
>> WOW.
VERY SMALL.
>> Stephen: HEY!
>> HOW'S IT GOING.
>> Stephen: IT SMELLS KIND OF GOOD IN HERE.
>> IT'S NOT BAD.
IT'S BOXY.
>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING IN THE BOX AFTER
CHRISTMAS MORNING.
IT'S REALLY NICE.
>> IT'S SLOWLY STARTING TO SMELL LIKE MOUTH AND FACE, THOUGH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR BEARD TO MAKE
IT SMELL GOOD?
>> THEY OFFERED ME OIL BUT I DECLINED.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
DO YOU NOT OIL YOUR BEARD?
>> I HAVE OILED IT IN THE PAST.
BUT THIS TIME I DID NOT OIL MY BEARD.
>> Stephen: WHY DID YOU STOP OILG IT, BECAUSE IT MAKES IT
MORE FLAMMABLE.
>> I DO KEEP AN OPEN FLAME AROUND MY FACE AREA.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
WHY DO YOU HAVE AN OPEN FLAME AROUND YOUR FACE, SETH ROGEN.
>> I LIGHT A LOT OF CANDLES.
>> Stephen: THANKS FOR JOINING ME IN THE PERSONAL SPACE.
>> NO PROBLEM.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL IN HERE.
SHHH.
BRING IT DOWN.
>> I TEND TO PROJECT.
>> Stephen: SHHH.
YEAH.
OBVIOUSLY, THE FIRST QUESTION IS...
>> YEAH?
>> Stephen: AND I HAVE TO ASK THIS.
ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW?
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( COUGHING )
OH, NO!
OH, GOD!
I'M SORRY.
>> Stephen: AAAH.
>> OH, GOD!
BUT, YES, NOW I AM.
AND ACCORDING TO SCIENCE, YOU PROBABLY ARE, TOO, A LITTLE BIT.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE ON "FREAKS AND GEEKS."
>> I WAS.
>> Stephen: SO, ONLY, THE QUESTION IS ARE YOU A GEEK ON
THE STREETS BUT A GEEK IN THE SHEETS?
( LAUGHTER ).
>>IM I'M A FREAK ON THE STREETS AND A GEEK IN THE SHEETS.
( LAUGHTER ) IN THAT A WEAR A POCKET
PROTECTOR WHEN I MAKE LOVE EXCLUSIVE.
I'M STILL TALKING TOO LOUD.
>> Stephen: IS THE WORD "POCKET" A EUPHEMISM FOR YOU?
>> YES MY BUTT.
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE STARING AT OUR BUTTS?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HANDS?
>> Stephen: I'M KNITTING A SWEATER RIGHT NOW.
I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW SOMETHING.
I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU?
>> MY TEMPTATION IS TO REST MY FOREHEAD AGAINST YRS.
Q. GO AHEAD AND DO IT.>> I'M RES BUT FIGIVE TO INTO IT --
>> Stephen: I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SOME SORT OF TRIBAL
INISHATION WE'RE GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW.
>> THIS IS HOW CHIMPANZEES SAY HI.
>> Stephen: AND ONE OF US HAS TO BE CEREMONIOUSLY MOUNTED.
>> WE'RE IN THE POSITION FOR IT.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO KNOW, GUY TO GUY, WHEN AMERICANS SAY
CANADIANS ARE NICE, WE MEAN WEAK.
>> I KNOW.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
>> I'M AWARE OF THAT.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT US?
>> WE'RE SCARED-- WE'RE GENERALLY SCARED OF AMERICAN S.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> YEAH.
CANADIANS ARE A LITTLE FRIGHTENED OF AMERICANS.
>> Stephen: DO YOU-- THE INTERVIEW ALMOST STARTED A WAR.
>> IT DYEAH.
A NUCLEAR WAR.
>> Stephen: ALMOST STARTED A NUCLEAR WAR.
OBVIOUSLY, SO GOOD THAT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
>> IT IS NICE THAT THAT DID NOT OCCUR.
>> Stephen: BUT AT THE TIME, DID YOU THINK IT'S KIND OF COOL?
>> I DID THINK IF THE WORLD HAS TO END, THIS IS A FUNNY WAY FOR
IT TO GO DOWN.
( LAUGHTER ) AT LEAST-- AT LEAST IRONIC.
ALANIS MORISSETTE WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED IT.
>> Stephen: SHE'S CANADIAN, TOO, RIGHT?
>> SHE IT.
THAT'S WHY I SAID THAT.
I HAVE TO MENTION THREE CANADIANS DURING EACH INTERVIEW.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU HUNGRY AT ALL?
>> I JUST SMOKED SOME WEED SO A LITTLE BIT.
WHOA!
WE'RE "LADY AND THE TRAMPING" IT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> WE'RE TIPPING THE BOX.
>> Stephen: THE CAMERA'S STILL THERE.
>> IF THIS ISN'T ON CAMERA, IT'S REALLY NOT WORTH IT.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: YOUR BEARD LOOKS GOOD.
>> MY BEARD TIBLGED YOUR FACE A LITTLE BIT.
>> Stephen: COMB THAT A LITTLE BIT?
>> YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE.
>> THANKS.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THANKS VERY MUCH.
>> SMELLS VERY GOOD.
>> Stephen: WELL, SETH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME, MAN.
>> Stephen: I FEEL LIKE YOU AND I KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER
THAN WE DID.
>> THAT'S UNDENIABLE.
>> Stephen: "PREACHER" SEASON THREE STARTS WHEN?
>> JUNE 24.
>> Stephen: THAT'S THIS SUNDAY?
>> ON AMC.
SETH ROGEN, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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