Hi guys I'm Stevie and I love Harry potter.
And today I'm gonna play "Fuck, Marry, Kill" -Harry Potter edition with my good friend Hannah.
Stevie: You ready to play?
Hannah: Yes!
Stevie: Yaaaay! Wait.
Stevie: Yaaay. Magic.
(Random noises)
Hannah: I guess we should get stuck right in.
Stevie: Yeah! Get what?
Hannah: Stuck right in.
Stevie (in a bad British accent): Stuck right in?
Stevie (laughing): What does "stuck right in" mean, it's not sexual?
Hannah: No. Just like, get into it.
Stevie: Oh. Get in to it I got that one.
(Hannah laughing)
Stevie: I mean if you wanna get stuck right in..
Stevie: Round one.
Hannah: Fuck, marry, kill:
Voldemort, Dumbledore, Snape.
Stevie: I would marry Voldemort because then I would have all the power.
Stevie: no I'd fuck Snape
Stevie: And then I would kill Dumbledore.
Hannah: Ooh.
Hannah: All of them died.
Hannah: Spoiler alert. All of these characters die.
Stevie: Yeah but nobody really gave a shit other than about Dumbledore.
Hannah: Yeah.
Hannah: I would also fuck Snape.
Hannah: Marry Dumbledore and kill Voldemort.
Stevie: Maybe I would fuck Dumbledore 'cause he's also gay so we'd have, like, a mutual thing.
Hannha: Yeah.
Hannah: Fuck, marry, kill:
Hannah: Bellatrix,
Professor McGonagall,
Stevie: Oh no...
Hannah: Mrs. Weasley.
Stevie: I would kill Mrs. Weasley for real like..
Stevie: This is so hard!
Stevie: I guess I would fuck... Bellatrix and marry McGonagall.
Hannah: Mine is the same but I would have a hard time not killing Bellatrix cause I hate her so much.
Stevie: Oh my God I love her so much Hannah: But I also, I also wanna fuck her.
Stevie: Fuck, marry, kill:
Stevie: Luna Lovegood, Hagrid,
(Hannah laughing)
Stevie: and Lupin.
Hannah: I'd have to kill Hagrid.
Stevie (laughing): Whyyy??
Hannah: and fuck Lupin and marry Luna.
Stevie: I would marry Hagrid, fuck Luna, and kill Lupin.
Hannah: I mean he's a werewolf so it could get kinda dangerous marrying him.
Hannah: Fuck, marry, kill:
Harry, Ron, Hermione.
Stevie (takes a deep breath): oh i would definitely fuck Hermione.
Stevie: Marry Harry, kill Ron.
Hannah: Oh really?
Stevie: Yeah.
Hannah: Okay mine, I'd kill Harry, fuck Ron, marry Hermione.
Hannah: I hate Harry. (laughs)
Stevie (in a surprised tone): You hate Harry?!
Hannah: He's just so...
Stevie: WHAT?!
Hannah: Oh i don't like Harry.
Stevie (high pitched tone): Who hates Harry??
Hannah: He's so whiny.
(Both laughing)
Hannah: He's so whiny and moody and self-involved.
Hannah: But I love Ron I just think he's so awkward and just funny and then Hermione is awesome.
Stevie: She's so awesome. Hannah: And I get to spend the rest of my life with her.
Stevie: Fuck, marry, kill:
Stevie: Fred & George who is one person in this game
Stevie: Tonks
Hannah: Okay just Tonks. Just Tonks, Tonks, Tonks.
Stevie: Fuck, marry, kill: Tonks, Fred & George who is one person, and Neville Longbottom.
Hannah: Like, Neville age 12 or Neville age 17-18?
Stevie: I mean Neville is Neville is Neville.
Stevie: I mean hopefully he's 18 'cause then you'd get consent.
Hannah: Yeap.
Stevie: Do characters have to consent?
Hannah: Yes.
Stevie: Do they have consent to death?
Hannah: Well.. Stevie: 'Cause we're killing them. Hannah: Oh God.
Hannah: Oh my God!!
Stevie: That was a good one.
Hannah: I would marry Tonks.
Hannah: But then she could change into whomever.
Hannah: Holy shit you'd fuck Tonks
Hannah: 'Cause then she could change, she could change into whoever you wanted to fuck.
Hannah: Marry Tonks, fuck Fred & George,
Stevie: I will tower that shit.
Hannah: and then i'm gonna have to kill Neville.
Stevie: Marry Tonks, definitely.
Stevie: Umm... kill Fred & George
Stevie: and marry Neville.
Hannah: No, fuck Neville. You already married Tonks. Stevie: Fuck Neville, you're right.
Hannah: Awww.
Stevie: But I guess one dick is not as bad as 2 dicks.
Hannah: Yeah but what counts as sex?
Stevie: There's still a dick involved.
Hannah: If a dick falls in the forest and no one
Stevie : (laughing)
Hannah: Fuck it.
(both laughing)
Stevie: We're getting off track so fast.
Stevie: Okay. Thank you guys so much for watching.
Stevie: This is Hannah and she makes YouTube videos.
Stevie: We made a video on her channel about how to do extreme napping.
Hannah: Extreme napping. Extreme napping. Extreme napping.
Stevie: Click on her face to see it. Or a link in the description if you are on mobile. I will see you next time guys. Bye.
Hannah: Bye
WOO, we just got out of the pool, because we are filming Hannah's video
but really quick, I just wanna tell you guys about something
Someone made a fake SassiBob account and on my giveaway video..
.they messaged I think every single one of you telling you you won
I am so sorry
Please before clicking things you guys anytime.
I really wanna keep doing giveaways, so if you do get a message in the future and it looks like it's from me
please click the profile first to make sure it's real
I will always announce winners of giveaways in a video for future reference
and Hannah here has picked the winners
Hannah: You're welcome
Stevie: I'm going to have Hannah express in her British accent,
because it will be way less offensive, 'Cause everything always is in a British accent,
my anger towards the person that did that to all of you guys
Hannah: An open letter to the person who made the fake SassiBob account
You fuck wank bugger shitting arse headed hole
You fucking plonker
You absolute asshole, why the fuck would you do that it's absolute bollocks
why would you get peoples hopes up like that, only to have their hopes and dreams crushed
Spamming people with these links to get them to buy your products so they can get on your mailing list, so you can sell them more shit
Really?
You're gonna go that low?
That's what I thought, nobbit
Stevie: Okay guys, don't forget to go check out Hannah 'cause she's awesome. We'll see you next time, really bye this time.
Hannah: I'm not actually angry
(both laughing)