oh
can the world's fastest drivers operate
the world's slowest machines
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keep going today might get a little
dangerous that's all i'm going to say it
might be dangerous i've spent most of my
life
around these machines
i'm a hockey player montreal's a hockey
city but never have i seen them being
used the way they're going to be used
today this is your sanctuary this is
where you guys will be competing this is
your track
and what's for the model what's he going
to do
well he's going to look pretty for now
he's making i'm getting a razor you guys
today you guys are racing against the
clock and yourselves
nice first job
it's about you guys and your ability to
go as fast as you can with something
that probably isn't going to help you go
that fast
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oh
he's pushing he's pushing it
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those
are the vehicles that you will be using
to do it
do you guys have any idea what those two
machines are up there is to clean up the
surface nice correct
let's go check them out come on yeah
i'm sure you like this one a little bit
more right where are the belts no belts
no seat belts safety's not not an issue
here it's a little high up isn't it yeah
much higher yeah are you worried about
your safety right now
don't worry i'll catch you i'll be
running alongside you won't be going
very fast gecko good luck yuki give him
hell brother all right
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go go go
he's coming out of the gates fast he's
hot
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stays up
yes sir
great work
were you pushing more on the first and
the second and third i will tell you
exactly play it close to the chest all
right okay so you're up next
i think checko's a little nervous
oh a little faster start
let's go gekko
this is the one that's a tough one
little wide whoa
attaboy jacko
who's this tight now it's throttled down
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did it look quicker visually or not
i want to congratulate all of our races
and participating today
in third place
second place
septum
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and in first place
champion of one of the slowest races in
the world
my man congratulations brother you were
fast
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i don't have a trophy anymore