- I'm literally about to play medical charades,
medical heads up, whatever you call it,
with two comics here.
(upbeat music)
- All right, and she, poor thing gets a lot of slack
for all the boys that she dates.
- Oh, Taylor Swift.
- Yeah. (bell rings)
(both vocalizing)
- I have something to share with you.
I am- - This is what I don't
wanna be right now. - Pregnant.
- Yeah!
Oh!
- I do this in my sleep. - I had to get a mouth guard-
- Restless leg syndrome. - You're an idiot!
- Restless leg syndrome.
- I'm an idiot but I'm not a doctor.
- Uh.
- Oh, it's your teeth?
- Pinkeye. - Your gums.
- Pinkeye. - When you, oh.
Just kidding. (laughs)
- Pinkeye.
Medical term for pinkeye.
- Oh, conjunctivitis.
(bell rings) - That's it.
STD that is very popular.
- The fun one.
- Syphilis.
- It was gonorrhea. - Oh.
(electronic buzzer)
- Oh, I'm gonna get one when I'm 40.
- A lot of older women get it-
- And it pulls it back-
- Mommy makeover, a facelift.
- Yes. - Yes, mommy makeover.
- It's a thing. - Yeah, I know but.
- People who need something in their mouth
at all times they often. - Oral fixation
- Yeah, but- - But it's.
- Actually, I don't know that that's what that is.
- [Kris] No.
- A helicopter that is there to help people medically.
- The Medevac, vacuum cleaner.
- No.
- Airflight, air- - Oh, wait.
- That's the first word.
- Air is right, and there's a car version
that has sirens. - It goes whee, whee, whee.
- An airbulance.
- Yeah! (bell rings)
- If you do a lot of cocaine
or punches in the face- - Why do you think
I would know what that is?
- You get a lot of these.
- Nosebleeds. (bell rings)
- See, she would know that.
Oh, my God.
- [Kris] No, but you're the doctor.
How do you get that?
- Fish. - Chips.
- Pink fish. - Salmon.
- Yes. - Mm-hmm.
- [Both] No!
- You think infectious diseases is salmon?
- I don't know.
- Yo, he does not care at all that we're doing this.
(group laughs)
This is insane. Look at his face.
Okay. I think you should pass.
(all laughing)
Oh my God. - Pass.
- Okay. - Oh, you get the shot-
- A mosquito bites you in Africa.
- Malaria. (bell rings)
I know stuff.
- Oh, oh, oh. - Oh!
Lots of people died.
- In like the 1500s. - Spanish flu.
- No. - Close.
- Black Plague.
- No, it's called- - The second word you got.
- Plague. - You know when
somebody scares you? - Oh, yes!
- When they what?
- When somebody scares you, like a ghost.
What does the ghost say?
- I can't listen to two people at once.
- Dude, when somebody says you, what do they say?
- Boo. - Yeah, so it's the something-
- Bubonic plague. - Yeah!
- If your heart beats abnormally.
- Yeah. - Arythmacardia.
- Is that arithmetic? - Christmas.
- The first part was right.
- Arrhythmic, mm.
- And then it's- - Arrhythmic?
- And then it's- - What?
Arrhythmic? It's not math.
It's not arithmetic.
- I'm a comedian.
- Oh, it.
- It's bad, and it happens in a part
and I'm not allowed to point to.
- People die the most from. - Right away.
- Breast cancer. - No.
Right away, you can drop dead right away.
- Men die more. - It's called the widow maker.
- Heart attack. - Why is this so hard?
- You guys suck at clues.
- What?
- Are they gonna take my medical license away?
- I like giving clues.
Okay, if you have blood in your poop,
it comes out this color.
- Red? - No.
That's if you have lower GI bleeding.
If you have upper GI bleeding.
- Oh, sorry. (laughs)
- All right, pass. It's not done yet.
If you're very sleepy.
- Ah! I hate this!
Any time Tourette's Syndrome is being timed,
things aren't going well.
Oh! Everyone has this. - The most common
mental health diagnosis.
- Depression. - It's what keeps you
up at night. - The other one.
- Anxiety. - Yes!
- Yeah. - I have that.
- When you don't want a baby, you get a?
- A shmush-bortion. - Yeah, down.
- An abortion. - Yeah.
You got it right. - Shmush-bortion.
- I think you and I are better at giving at clues-
- We are. - Than he is.
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry, this is pornographic right here.
It's both a lot and a little to take in.
- Next category.
Um. - Oh.
- If you wanna clean yourself, and-
- Shower. - You want-
- Not a shower, but a- - Sexier version of it.
- Not a shower but- - Steam room, bidet?
- No, think of like a hot tub, but it's-
- Sauna? - No.
It's not a shower, it's a.
- I need- - Bath.
- Yes. - Yeah, but no.
- That's okay. - Close enough.
- I put this on you when you're misbehaving.
- A collar and a leash.
- And those are forms of?
- If you're- - Punishment.
- No. - If you're really
in the mood, but you can't do it,
you have to practice. - Safe sex.
- What?
You only practice safe sex when you're not in the mood.
- I really think I just black out and yell words.
Oh, when you take a tumble.
It's also a season. - Yeah.
If I- - Fall.
- Yes. - Oh yeah.
- When someone poops themselves, I would imagine.
- Right, that's what I thought it was.
- You call a. - Yeah.
- Janitor?
- If somebody, their heart stops in a hospital,
what is it called?
- Code blue. - Yep.
But it it's a different color. - Code brown.
- What we're not great at.
- This is something we all suck at.
- We're really struggling with this.
- It involves talking.
- It rhymes with shmunishation.
- Okay.
- I am this. - Okay, yeah.
- It's also a movie with Amy Schumer.
- Amy Schumer movie.
- Oh. - What's the name
of the movie that she did?
- I don't watch Amy Schumer movies.
- That was a good one.
When you put water up your butt to help you poop.
- A colonoscopy.
No, anal douching? - No, yeah,
what is the actual term for it?
- You douche? I don't know.
- All right, pass. - I don't like this.
- Okay. - Your not supposed to-
- I'm a first-year doctor. - Sleep with them.
- Resident, or no, a intern.
- Yes.
- Wow, Pam. - Sorry.
- Okay, person that takes you place to place in a hospital.
- Um, dog walker. (electronic buzzing)
- Pam wants to be on a leash.
- Your dog is licking in between my toes.
I don't hate it.
- Uh, okay. - Oh.
Okay, so if you go to somebody to talk
about your feelings, you're going to a?
- Psychologist. - No.
- Mental health specialist, behavioral specialist.
- No, just.
- The basic. - General term.
- Psychiatrist. - No.
- Doctor. - The other one.
No. What? - Therapist.
- [Both] Yes.
No! (all laughing)
- You guys are the worst.
- Someone who plays basketball but is also a doctor.
- What?
- Sports medicine physician.
- [Both] Why would they play basketball?
- A little bit, I feel like, if we're gonna vote out
a player, it is Mike, right?
- Uh, yeah. - Okay.
- This is your favorite thing in the whole world.
- Pew, pew, pew, pew.
- Yes! (all laughing)
Okay. - Skip those ones.
- Elevated- - Oh, this is
what you have right now. - Blood pressure.
- Yeah! Okay.
- Am I having a heart attack?
Can you tell me?
- That's how you do it.
- How do you figure it out?
- Oh, if you have kidney failure,
you have to go on- - Dialysis.
- [Both] Yeah.
- Okay. - Oh, oh, oh.
It's if you have- - Fungus in your-
- On your- - Athlete's foot.
- Uh. - I don't know.
- An infection of your bone.
- A bone infection.
- That's right.
- Okay, infection of your joint.
- Um. - A joint infection.
- Man, this is bad. - This is bad.
- Okay, when you have swelling-
- There's no way. - Of your face.
- No. - Due to an ACE inhibitor.
- She's not gonna get this.
(phone chimes) (Kris laughs)
- Please let it be known I hate this game.
- Okay, what happens when you
have a baby? - Pregnant women do this.
- Baby in the mouth. - I was gonna say.
Baby in the mouth? What?
- I meant boob in baby's mouth.
- Baby in the mouth?
Oh, what I'm always experiencing in-
- Pew, pew- - When-
- If people travel, sometimes they experience this.
- After pregnancy. - Diarrhea.
- Okay, no, other one. - Constipation.
- Yeah. (bell rings)
- When you burp. - The other name for a burp.
You. (Mike belches)
- Vomit.
- No. - Puke.
- For burp. - Belch.
- [Both] Yeah.
- Oh. (phone chimes)
Okay.
- You chew this, but you also have it in your mouth.
- What?
- [Mike] Above your teeth and below your teeth.
- Your tongue?
- Above your teeth and below your teeth.
- Above. - You chew it, too,
when you want Trident. - Your dentist
usually checks these. - Gums?
- Yeah. - Oh my gosh.
- I let him talk and it should be me.
- See? - Here's the problem.
You talk a lot.
- And he talks all medical.
- And you're not that good at it.
- It's not good when you give like-
- You say the hardest things ever.
- Okay, this is what you have.
- Tourette's. - No.
Stop.
- No, it's not, it's a hair style,
and it's terrible and it has a little thing of hair.
- Oh, a rat tail. - Yes.
- Wow, she knew that? - Yes.
- Okay. - Oh, it's a facial hair
below the- - Chin.
- It's a circular one.
It wraps around the mouth.
- [Kris] Guy Fieri has it.
- Oh, God, it's hideous. (electronic buzzing)
(all laughing)
- It's a goatee.
I was gonna make a goat noise.
(Pam laughs)
I was gonna like.
- Do you wanna know a fun fact?
- Yeah. - There are a few things
that set Tourette's off.
Goats.
- Good I didn't do that.
- If a goat yells at me, Tourette's is like okay!
- Go ahead. - Tongue and?
- Cheek.
- I should wear this- - Girls on "Selling Sunset"
wear these, or not "Selling Sunset."
- Corsets? - It's on the top
of your head to cover your hair.
- Hats? Weaves? - No, your real hair,
and then- - No, but I wear a?
- Weg. - But say it correctly.
(phone chimes)
- What's a weg?
- You have to get out.
- Okay, you can cut someone with this,
but it's also the body part that makes your arm move.
- What? - What makes your arm move?
- I don't think, I would skip this one.
- My big ol' brain makes my arm move.
(all laughing) - Shoulder blade.
- You made that so much harder-
- I agree. - Than it needed to be.
You're like, you can also cut it,
but it also moves your arm.
- Yeah. - What kinda backwards
is that?
Oh this is what you get-
- This is a yellow vegetable-
- Squash.
- That is a line in your hair.
- This is, stop talking.
Oh, this- - I have this
on my face right now.
- A beard. - Nope.
- A mustache. - It's a shorter version.
- It's a cute name. - Shorter version.
- A goatee.
- No, it's a shorter version
of a beard. - This whole thing.
- What's it called?
- Like a little bit of it.
- Subtle? Stubble.
- Yeah, yeah. (phone chimes)
Okay.
- Every time I come to your house,
I need to leave with Xanax.
- All right, try acting it out.
You guys can only, no talking.
- Oh yes!
No talking? - Just acting?
No talking? - Santa?
- Yeah! (phone chimes)
I didn't talk, that was Tourette's.
(Pam imitates sirens)
- Can you make noises at least?
- I'm putting out a fire.
- I'm putting out a fire?
- Let me get off of my big red.
- Painting. - Yes.
- Oh.
(Pam imitating eating)
- It's the middle of the day.
(Pam imitating eating) (Kris laughing)
Not breakfast. - Lunch.
- Yes. - No, Pam.
You're breaking all the rules.
(Kris laughing)
- Gargling. - Yes.
(bell ringing) - Oh my God, your faces.
(laughs) Doing a backflip?
- Yeah. - Yes.
- This is so good.
Volleyball.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- What the?
Synchronized swimming?
Diving? (electronic buzzing)
- Cartwheel. - Oh, I'm sitting on a drink.
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so click here to check that out.
And as always, stay happy.
- And healthy and nuggety.
- And there's only-
- You're supposed to, guys, do this.
- I did.
Happy, healthy. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna be really honest.
The fact that that might go
on the internet makes me nauseous.